Amen! Sugar and cream would make it English tea right?
My wife (an aspiring diabetic) does something even worse. First she adds water to perfectly brewed coffee, then enough sugar that a heroin addict would find comfort, and finally, a soy juice/artificially flavored chem lab experiment called Carnation Raspberry Chocolate somethingerother. When she's done I don't know what you'd call it, but coffee it ain't. Should probably stirred with a hypodermic needle filled with insulin.
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As for co-workers... this is exactly why I spent my working life self employed. Anybody annoyed me, well, our State refers to it as being "employed at will". Means ya get on my nerves I can fire you whenever I feel like it, and I very often felt like it.
Somehow I managed the vagaries of raising five kids, while only being a few minutes late to work maybe once a year, and would go year after year without having to miss a day of work. Today, seems rare that I could find anybody under the age of 50 that could even manage to show up on time five whole days in a row, much less work a full 40 hours.
Of course the whole concept of work also seems to have gone the way of the Dodo. Every time I turn around they're Twatting, or Texting, or have their little beak stuck in a cell phone for some BS reason or other. Rare that you can escape a retail shop these days that you aren't interrupting someone on their play phone when you try to consummate a sale or get some assistance in spending your money. Never ceases to amaze me how detached from the reality of how the bills get paid and where the money comes from that most employees are. Tell 'em to put it away and they actually get all offended.
They start getting ready for a break or lunch ten or fifteen minutes before, and are never ready to actually be working again until ten or fifteen minutes after. Same with getting started in the morning and getting ready to leave at the end of the day. All told, between bathroom breaks where they sit and play on their phones, and wandering around BS'ing with co-workers or looking for stuff to steal, they might actually commit to doing real work for an hour or so a day. And don't even get me started on the smokers. Even today they still act as though their addiction is a perfectly good excuse to just walk away and go smoke whenever they get the urge.
China deserves to rule the world. With fewer and fewer exception, American workers today don't even deserve the name.
The last few years I was working it basically boiled down to this... if ya ain't got grey hair, don't even bother talkin' to me.
Sorry for the rant... just one of the million things that keep me nuts.