Things a Homebrewer Thinks

[jpeebs]

"I SWEAR this time I won't drink the whole batch in 2 weeks."

"But if I share it, that means less for me"

"If I could make a lemonade stand with my beer, I'd make a killing!"

 

[JohnSand]

Hmmm, I have three cases fermenting, but only two cases of empty bottles.
I am just going to have to start drinking faster!

 

[DrunkleJon]

When you heard about the UPS plane crash this morning and the first thing to run through your head is "I hope that noones HB equipment was on that plane. I am glad I do not have anything on order currently. Is everyone ok?"

 

[jel1883]

I can't wait for my daughter to be old enough to clean bottles ( as i glance over at my newborn sleeping in her rocker while cleaning bottles ).

 

[dyqik]

I've emptied 12 of my bottles, all the rest have home brew in them - is it time to brew again yet?

 

[Keith66]

"Guess I'll have to drink swmbo's gooey sweet peach cider to free-up some bottles now that she's on a diet... Yuck!"

 

[unionrdr]

When you heard about the UPS plane crash this morning and the first thing to run through your head is "I hope that noones HB equipment was on that plane. I am glad I do not have anything on order currently. Is everyone ok?"

I saw that this morning too. I was glad my stuff came in already,but wondered about the rest of you?

 

[DrunkleJon]

I saw that this morning too. I was glad my stuff came in already,but wondered about the rest of you?

I think its just bad that I thought about the packages before the people. I felt like a bad person for not thinking of human casualties.

 

[fuzzy2133]

Is there a hot break when you boil pasta for mac & cheese?

From last night when I was making the kids dinner.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

"Did I leave the stir plate on?"

 

[TrustyOlJohnson]

When you are truly sad because you are drinking the last bottle of a batch of beer that you will NEVER. MAKE. AGAIN!

 

[wickman6]

How much will my next upgrade cost me....not in dollars, but in grief.

 

[larrydcarter]

How you can I put off paying rent in order to buy more grain in the next big bulk buy?

 

[bscott1011]

Damn, I need to mop the basement ceiling again

 

[Shred]

"Mr. Beer is not homebrewing. It's like making brownies from the box and calling yourself a baker."

 

[TrustyOlJohnson]

Give a friend homebrew, he drinks for a night. Teach a friend to homebrew, now I can drink for free!!!

 

[smccarter]

I have a lot of beer.
I'm running out of beer.

 

[DrunkleJon]

People always call me an alcoholic because I am always talking about/brewing beer/have gallons of it on hand at all times. And yet, I drink less than they do.

 

[plumber_bob]

People always call me an alcoholic because I am always talking about/brewing beer/have gallons of it on hand at all times. And yet, I drink less than they do.

Been there!

pb

 

[BadDeacon]

People always call me an alcoholic because I am always talking about/brewing beer/have gallons of it on hand at all times. And yet, I drink less than they do.

My solution: Give them a six pack. Should keep them quiet for awhile.

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

Tonight:

(BTW I own 13 corny kegs.)

"Phew! It's a good thing those two kegs both started spitting foam tonight, or I'd have to buy more kegs for the beers I'm brewing for my Oktoberfest party!"

Next up: "Hmm. With only this 6-tap keezer, I'm gonna have to start thinking about how I'm gonna serve the 7th or 8th beer I'll have kegged by then!"

 

[Keith66]

"Man, I wish I had bwarbiany's problems."

Sorry b, no pity from me.

 

[Keith66]

walking through any store: "hey, that could be a fermenter"

walking through any store: "hey, that could be fermented"

(So what happened, did we homebrewers quit thinking? This thread kinda dried up for awhile.)

 

[betarhoalphadelta]

(So what happened, did we homebrewers quit thinking? This thread kinda dried up for awhile.)

I was thinking of doing an overnight smoke on a brisket on Saturday night. Then I remembered that I wanted to get *1* more brew session in to have a session IPA ready for my Oktoberfest party... And with three kids (plus a few work events I have coming up), I can't ask my wife for another evening just for brewing.

Then it hit me -- if I'm going to be up overnight tending a smoker anyway, I can brew too!

 

[45thparallelhopper]

Tell my fiancé that if I can have an all day brew fest, I would brew less in the following months. White lies are harmless, and home brew is delicious

 

[sivispacemparabe11um]

Anybody want some donuts? I'm going to go get some buckets.....

 

[Keith66]

Anybody want some donuts? I'm going to go get some buckets.....

Apple fritter please, they go great with my morning porter. (I don't drink coffee.)

 

[1fast636]

Sure wish I was brewing and not canning lol

 

[TangoHotel]

Eyeballing each store to see has the cheapest propane exchange. (so far, it's Dominics at $17.99)

When your propane tanks are all empty, and you think "dammit, all I want is a grilled burger..." but never curse the fact you used all the propane (even the backup tank because I'm a lazy sob) brewing.

 

[unionrdr]

The weather's cooling down for the next few days?! Time to brew again!!