Things a Homebrewer Thinks

[diodeart]

"Yikes, i only have 50 gallons fermenting"

 

[diodeart]

"Is 6 taps enough for me, what if i want some variety?"

 

[TTB]

That (looking at ANY large metal object) would make a great brew pot/fermentor!

 

[high5apparatus]

"Why is the smallest inductor tank I can find for a conical fermenter build 15 gallons? I guess I could make larger batches."

 

[ghosthef]

"If I could brew and mountain bike all the time...all would be well in my world"

 

[dfess1]

"Honey, I just need this one piece of equipment and my setup will be complete"

 

[BigAlex]

Making my girlfriends (wife) favorite beer is a better and more thoughtful gift than jewelry

 

[ghosthef]

The guy snoring on the conference call is hilarious...

 

[dryboroughbrewing]

'Is that an old bed frame by the side of the road? I could use that!'

 

[Entrepreneur640]

"If I could brew and mountain bike all the time...all would be well in my world"

Story of my life.

 

[high5apparatus]

"I have everything I need to make great beer and don't need any more equipment.... oooh, what's that? Me likey."

 

[Nightshade]

Here is how I think:

"I am never going to drink everything I brew by a long shot, but if the society ends then alcohol will be a valuable trading commodity so I better brew a few more batches just in case"

 

[processhead]

"I think I hear my yeast summoning me."

 

[SteveHeff]

I wouldn't have to brew so much if I didn't make such damn good beer.

 

[ghosthef]

Somebody stole my pants!

 

[BigJack]

Time moves more slowly when you are waiting for the last batch you bottled to condition.

 

[Felixio]

I hope that my yeast is doing well.

(Usually said laying in bed the night after a starter is put on the stir plate.)

 

[BigJack]

I'm not sure what I should change next time. I better try another pint for scientific purposes.

 

[cfonnes]

I wonder if the lager that I brewed, immediately before leaving town for the week, is fermenting yet.

 

[Echoloc8]

"Sure, I keep a strict ketogenic Paleo diet... Except for my daily beer ration, of course."

-Rich

 

[Piratwolf]

What are you all doing in my head?!?!

 

[Ridire]

"That new craft beer sounds good but I think I'll buy something with an easier label to remove."

 

[Totes]

6:00 am "ouch, I'm gonna take it easy tonight...."
7:30 am "better throw some bombers in the fridge for when I get home..just in case..."
3:00 pm "Oh snap! It's $6 growler fill day at Boneyard Brewing, good thing I have an empty growler in the car..."
4:00 pm " I sure have some stupid thoughts at 6 in the morning..."

 

[forstmeister]

I wonder if my homebrew will help me kick this cold?

 

[Nightshade]

Why can't 5 gallons make a full 30 bombers? This math thing just isn't fair...guess I will just have to brew more.

 

[Ridire]

I wonder if my homebrew will help me kick this cold?

I tried to cure my cold last weekend with BMC (well, Batch 19). Sure hope your house stuff works better because now I feel like a coyote chewed me up, swallowed, then pooped me off a cliff.

 

[forstmeister]

I tried to cure my cold last weekend with BMC (well, Batch 19). Sure hope your house stuff works better because now I feel like a coyote chewed me up, swallowed, then pooped me off a cliff.

Funny, I bought a sixer of Batch 19 this weekend for the first time. It was actually pretty good for BMC. I took some ribbing from my friends drunk wife for it though (he is a pro in Chicago). He liked it too, for what it's worth.

 

[Ridire]

Funny, I bought a sixer of Batch 19 this weekend for the first time. It was actually pretty good for BMC. I took some ribbing from my friends drunk wife for it though (he is a pro in Chicago). He liked it too, for what it's worth.

Wasn't bad. I really wanted an IPA that night and Batch 19, believe it or not, was the closest thing the place had.

 

[Jeremy_N]

Do my friends drink all my beer faster than I can brew it because its as good as I think it is, or because its free? Or....do I just need to brew bigger batches and more often?

 

[GilSwillBasementBrews]

Bravo all. I too have thought many of these, funny how great minds think alike, now its 11AM here, but 4PM in Spain, its ok to start drinking now.

It's beer o'clock somewhere. (i get the strangest looks from neighbors when I get done working my 12hr shift at 6:30am and come home sit outside and drink a cold one while grabbing a smoke). It's almost like they find it odd someone would be drinking at 6:45am