They' re gonna get us man, game over man...

[Zymurgrafi]

GAME OVER!

The little nasties are everywhere! bacteria, microbes... The're EVERYWHERE!


Look at my hands dammnit! They're covered in filth! No matter how much I scrub! Then the blood comes! They love the blood man!

We can't win! Starsan ain't enough! Fire ain't enough!!!



AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

 

[Tenchiro]

Did you know that the vast majority of the cells in your body are not your own?

 

[Zymurgrafi]

Did you know that the vast majority of the cells in your body are not your own?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!


Transfusion! transfusion!!!!!



LEACHES!!!!

 

[Zymurgrafi]

It's the smegging thermometers too! they're in on it too man... They all LIE!

They want to bring us down! They're tricky little buggas by gar'

it's a conspiracy I tell ya.

 

[eschatz]

relax, have a homebrew

 

[Tenchiro]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!


Transfusion! transfusion!!!!!



LEACHES!!!!

It is estimated that 500 to 1000 species of bacteria live in the human body.[2] Bacterial cells are much smaller than human cells, and there are at least ten times as many bacteria as human cells in the body (approximately 1014 versus 1013).[3][4] Though normal flora are found on all surfaces exposed to the environment (on the skin and eyes, in the mouth, nose, small intestine, and colon), the vast majority of bacteria live in the large intestine.

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[FireBrewer]

GAME OVER!

 

[menschmaschine]

Hey, I'm pretty much a germaphobe, too, but don't go all Howard Hughes on us now.:cross:

 

[Beerrific]

You need an autoclave.

 

[Zymurgrafi]

Hey, I'm pretty much a germaphobe, too, but don't go all Howard Hughes on us now.:cross:

Yeah, well, what about the thermos man?

I was listening as my kettle boiled. They were whispering...

I think they are the ring leaders! watch 'em, they'll get ya

 

[k1v1116]

I know how you feel! infected beer sucks but I just got the flu.

 

[Jaybird]

*JJ sings* someones hittin the pipe again!!!!

 

[Zymurgrafi]

alright dammnit!

which one of yous drank my beer!

I keep fillin' the damn glass and then... BAM

it's empty again... grumble grumble...


damn farkin, oinho;on musta been the hydromger, hyrdromizer, hygrommagator ma-bob...

you know what I mean, shut-up!

 

[s3n8]

I have not watched Naked Lunch in years.

This thread is almost as entertaining. I like me some crazy.

 

[Zymurgrafi]

nekkid?

you crazy? ya canno brew nekkid! thers some crazy sh!te on yer skin!



tear it off! AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagghh!

 

[Jaybird]

*JJ sings* someones hittin the pipe again!!!!

someones hittin the pipe again!!!!!

 

[BuffaloSabresBrewer]

Did you know that the vast majority of the cells in your body are not your own?

Im gonna have to see more proof of that.

 

[Zymurgrafi]

but I digress...


No it tweren't no nekkid lunch. Twas Nichol's Lunch (r.i.p.) round about 39th and Southwest traffic way if I recall...

Mr. Burroughs would be gettin' some grub after his methadone treatment. I'd be gettin' some grease to coat the night before...





T'ain't no sin to take off yer skin...

and dance around in yer bones!

 

[Beerrific]

You haven't passed out yet?

 

[Zymurgrafi]

You haven't passed out yet?

I've only begun to uh, what was I doing again?


Ah, beer, yes, going to go get a beer.





Must be a hole in this glass...












FARKIN hell! What the smegg gives 'ere?!!!!!!

 

[Zymurgrafi]

...and, goodnight everybody!








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etc...

 

[EvilTOJ]

Aw man, he passed out. I was going to tell him his beers are inFESTED with millions upon millions of fungus cells. All waiting to eat his body sugars.


Well done sir, well done. :golfclap:

 

[Homercidal]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqSKqS91UdA]YouTube - Weird Al Yankovic - Germs[/ame]

Not sure how to embed youtube videos...

Weird Al has bugs too...

 

[Zymurgrafi]

Hey, I'm pretty much a germaphobe, too, but don't go all Howard Hughes on us now.:cross:

That sir, is slander! I am certainly no germaphobe!

Some of my best friends are single celled organisms!









come to think of it...

What on earth are you all yammering on about? You homebrewers all out to flippin' lunch!












:fro:

 

[Revvy]

I'm giving you a gold star for this....this is one of the best drukken mumblings in quite awhile....we really haven't had too many good ones lately...

Of course I'm biased towards the Zui'jen one though....

Keep up the good work.

 

[JVD_X]

You need an autoclave.

How do you autoclave the autoclave!

 

[mmb]

How do you autoclave the autoclave!

You can't do that!

That would make the world implode!

 

[zoebisch01]

"Uh-huh. In the eighteenth century, no such thing, nada, nothing. No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person, anyway. Ah! Ah! Along comes this doctor, uh, uh, uh, Semmelweis, Semmelweis. Semmelweis comes along. He's trying to convince people, well, other doctors mainly, that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. Ah? He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny, tiny, invisible? What do you call it? Uh-uh, germs? Huh? What? Now, cut to the 20th century. Last week, as a matter of fact, before I got dragged into this hellhole. I go in to order a burger in this fast food joint, and the guy drops it on the floor. Jim, he picks it up, he wipes it off, he hands it to me like it's all OK. "What about the germs?" I say. He says, "I don't believe in germs. Germs is just a plot they made up so they can sell you disinfectants and soaps." Now he's crazy, right? See? Ah! Ah! There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion. "

 

[Revvy]

And then I had to go hit on her at the brewpub and we start making out...and now I gots a code in mah dose...

 

[Evan!]

This should be posted as a sticky: a lesson in why not to smoke rock and then post on HBT.