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In a fight, who would win: 1. A grizzly bear or a tiger?
2. A tree sloth or a possum?
3. A Tiger shark or an alligator?
4. An eagle or a buzzard?
5. A rattlesnake or a cobra?
6. Brett Farve or Dude?


Just wondering what you thought. Any other combinations?
 
1. A grizzly bear or a tiger? Bear
2. A tree sloth or a possum? Possum
3. A Tiger shark or an alligator? In the water - shark On land - alligator
4. An eagle or a buzzard? Eagle
5. A rattlesnake or a cobra? Cobra
6. Brett Farve or Dude? Dude wouldn't even put of a fight - he'd let Brett kick his ass and smile the whole time
 
1. Tiger. (The bears suck.)
2. Possum. (They're just plain mean).
3. Hmmm... is this fight on land or in the water?
4. Eagle. (I don't think buzzards are equipped for fighting.)
5. Hmmm... no idea.
6. Dude. (Not because Dude is a good fighter, but because Favre can't beat ANYONE.)
 
sudsmonkey said:
In a fight, who would win: 1. A grizzly bear or a tiger?
2. A tree sloth or a possum?
3. A Tiger shark or an alligator?
4. An eagle or a buzzard?
5. A rattlesnake or a cobra?
6. Brett Farve or Dude?


Just wondering what you thought. Any other combinations?

1. Bear
2. possum which would then get hit by a car
3. buzzard
5. cobra
6. Dude, all he would have to do is kick Favre's walker out from under him. Then Favre would make 12 excuses about why he lost the fight. Rumors would fly about Dude's upcoming fight with Aaron Rogers.
 
sudsmonkey said:
In a fight, who would win: 1. A grizzly bear or a tiger?
2. A tree sloth or a possum?
3. A Tiger shark or an alligator?
4. An eagle or a buzzard?
5. A rattlesnake or a cobra?
6. Brett Farve or Dude?


Just wondering what you thought. Any other combinations?

This is easy:
1. bear, no contest.
2. possum. no contest.
3. ill-formed. We need to know "salt or fresh water?"
4. eagle. Duh.
5. Two-fer. Both die, win-win. Let's hope it's on pay-per-view!
6. Have to go with Dude here. Never heard of the other dude. Must be Formula-une, not Nascar.

Now, the real question... Tiger v. Alligator!

A: [ame]http://www.metacafe.com/watch/27392/tiger_vs_crocodile/[/ame]

(or croc. whatever.)
 
1. A grizzly bear or a tiger? Grizzly. Ever smelled a grizzly bear? Anything smells that bad gets ahold of you, you're going to lose out of shear disgust. Especially something as prissy as a cat.
2. A tree sloth or a possum? Possum......duh!
3. A Tiger shark or an alligator? Tiger shark. Much more agile.
4. An eagle or a buzzard? Eagle, for the same reason as above.
5. A rattlesnake or a cobra? Cobra, because it can blind the rattler, then attack. Duh!
6. Brett Farve or Dude? Da Bears!
 
sudsmonkey said:
In a fight, who would win: 1. A grizzly bear or a tiger?
2. A tree sloth or a possum?
3. A Tiger shark or an alligator?
4. An eagle or a buzzard?
5. A rattlesnake or a cobra?
6. Brett Farve or Dude?

Just wondering what you thought. Any other combinations?


#1: Grizzly. (That bear would snap that pv$$ie in half and then eat it for basic principals' sake) <:drunk: What? U would too. :D )

#2: Possum. Little nighttime hunting freaks... But NASTY if you corner them...

#3: Tiger Shark. Quint (Robert Shaw in 'Jaws') during the segment called "Scars" on the DVD.... 'Nuff said.

#4: Eagle. Have seen them both and the Eagle can outhunt and outwit a buzzard any day... That's what happens when you eat the dead for any extended period of time.... You become a member...

#5: Cobra. Every heard of a Ford Rattlesnake? Uh......no.

#6: Ralph Nader..... It depends on what happened with the Pack that week, and if those attending the game can get their money back or not....

:drunk:

Ize
 
sudsmonkey said:
In a fight, who would win: 1. A grizzly bear or a tiger?
2. A tree sloth or a possum?
3. A Tiger shark or an alligator?
4. An eagle or a buzzard?
5. A rattlesnake or a cobra?
6. Brett Farve or Dude?


Just wondering what you thought. Any other combinations?


:off: :off: :off:

I don't know, but your avatar looks more like monkeysuds, then sudsmonkey.

:)
 
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I don't know, but your avatar looks more like monkeysuds, then sudsmonkey.


Now that you point it out, I'm dyslexic when it comes to pictograms. Happy now ? My private shame is made public !:cross:

Check it out : He's a monkey that likes the suds. Hmmmmmmm.....
 
In a fight, who would win:
1. A grizzly bear or a tiger? Bear. A tiger would kill itself before biting into something that smells like a walking dumpster.

2. A tree sloth or a possum? Match called off due to lack of enthusiam.

3. A Tiger shark or an alligator? Stingray

4. An eagle or a buzzard? Eagle

5. A rattlesnake or a cobra? Cobra

6. Brett Farve or Dude? Dude
 
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