The Worst Place You Have Ever Woken Up At...

[Randar]

I woke up at a place where I was married, with 2 boys, a pregnant wife, 2 mortgages, in debt, a junker truck, arthritic, and working a mediocre job.

Sure, I went to sleep knowing I was at that place, but it is still shocker to wake up to.

SNARFLE!


I went to bed in a shady hotel in rural Quebec and woke up, in the same room, 2 hours later, sounding like I was sleeping on the floor of a ******* rave. Went down to find the bartender blaring music at obscene levels and refusing to turn it down due to "house orders"... ... in broken english "zis eees a discoteque"... nobody else around.

Closest I ever came to killing someone, and I woulda been a hero given the place was packed with people having to wake up at 5 am for a local race.

 

[Randar]

Yuma Proving Ground, Arizona. I closed down the club on post and, I guess, wandered out into the desert. I woke about 10Am the next morning, in the middle of nowhere surrounded by a herd of burros.

Weaksauce. I wake up to a herd of ******** erryday... they're called children.

 

[SharonaZamboni]

This thread needs at least Juan more post.

 

[brewing_clown]

In a door way in London with puke down the front of my suit

 

[unionrdr]

Bart the cat woke up in his grave,goes to neighbor's restaurant as the zombie kitty; http://fox8.com/2015/01/27/walking-dead-kitty-bart-the-zombie-cat-claws-way-out-of-grave/

 

[Billy-Klubb]

Bart the cat woke up in his grave,goes to neighbor's restaurant as the zombie kitty; http://fox8.com/2015/01/27/walking-dead-kitty-bart-the-zombie-cat-claws-way-out-of-grave/

my wife worked as an animal control officer for a humane society. she said that's kinda common and to always make sure the body is stiff before burying. she told me stories about having to put animals down and they get "re-started". one dog she told me about came back 3 times.

 

[unionrdr]

That's really weird. It was hit by a car & the owner claimed it was dead & stiff. Apparently not. When one dies around here, it's like ***** ***** dead & gone *****...(ludacris song).

 

[Hello]

I used to have a close friend with a husband in the Navy. I used to hang out on base and off base quite a bit with those folks. They had a pinning party or whatever they called it when they got their wings and I woke up in someone else's apartment, face down on the floor near the entryway. The door was wide open. I got up and made them breakfast to apologize for anything I may have done. Turns out they were at the party, just as drunk and thought it was funny that I fell asleep there. They didn't want to move me so they left the door open and figured I'd take on whomever may have tried to enter. They also appreciated the breakfast.