The Worst Place You Have Ever Woken Up At...
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Natdavis777
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View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1417748647.453622.jpgthere was this night 5 or 6 years ago... Spent an hour in the shower
Once I woke up underneath my bed... I had apparently rolled off, then under...
I used to work for a cell phone carrier and had a customer on a Sunday evening tell me about his day.
First he woke up in jail. He was given a DUI on a bicycle he had stolen. The cop said he wouldn't press charges for theft if he returned the bike and explained/apologized. Of course my customer agreed.
The police officer drove him to a house, got out and pulled the bike out of the trunk of his car. my client described it as small, pink, with a white basket and training wheels....
I used to work for a cell phone carrier and had a customer on a Sunday evening tell me about his day.
First he woke up in jail. He was given a DUI on a bicycle he had stolen. The cop said he wouldn't press charges for theft if he returned the bike and explained/apologized. Of course my customer agreed.
The police officer drove him to a house, got out and pulled the bike out of the trunk of his car. my client described it as small, pink, with a white basket and training wheels....
orford
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No pics, sorry. Fortunately this was about 18 years ago, long before everyone had a camera in their pocket... I am so happy that I grew up prior to the wide availability of digital media...
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I want to know what the woman was wearing.
alane1
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Waking up wearing women's clothing...what a drag.
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When I was 16 I attended an overnight party, got trashed on Wild Turkey. Woke up as my buddies screamed "Watermelons sister is here!!" As soon as I woke up I could smell piss, looked around and saw I was in a bathroom. Stumbled out back kicking my shoes off and jumped in my buddies pool. As I climbed out my buddy had a bottle of listerine to get the whiskey off my breathe. Walking out the door I shot my buddy a look and he knew what it was about, he said "Ryan". My sister was 6 years older then me, I'm assuming by how long it took to get home that day that she knew what had happened that night.
Two days later come Monday morning, Ryan was crying asking why I slammed the locker door closed on his big, dumb, jock, haymaker throwing head as many times as I was able to before the dean pulled me off. I can't lie it felt good. Piss on me when I'm passed out and a sucker punch to the back of the head when your talking to your GF is perfectly fine revenge for me.:rockin:
Two days later come Monday morning, Ryan was crying asking why I slammed the locker door closed on his big, dumb, jock, haymaker throwing head as many times as I was able to before the dean pulled me off. I can't lie it felt good. Piss on me when I'm passed out and a sucker punch to the back of the head when your talking to your GF is perfectly fine revenge for me.:rockin:
surf_medic
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Back when I was 21, out at Pottahawk (Lake Erie), drinking cans of beer on a buddy's swim platform then deciding we would share a bottle of what I think was Arbour Mist between us. Decided to go for a walk thru water 3ft deep. Slight memory recall a few hours later hanging over the gunwale of my boat (in the drivers seat), my buddy telling me he needed to get home. Apparently I navigated out of the mess of boats and anchor lines (cause I thought I was a better helmsman drunk than he was sober) to open water, then passed the wheel off. Woke up at 8am 20 miles away, anchored a couple hundred yards off shore, with some sort of make shift tent overtop of the boat. Found out later, he brought the boat to shore and jumped out, he watched me drive away, and drop anchor. After I woke up, I motored the 2 miles to the marina restaurant and had the best hangover breakfast ever. And then went back out. Best party ever.
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mythbustingpyro
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Never woke up anywhere too bad, normally in bed with 3-4 female friends or in a recliner.
But the first time I drank, my best freind and I knocked out a half gallon of Burnetts. I woke up with a busted chin from falling right on the rail while straddling the train tracks. We both weighed around 120lbs. My friend was one shot ahead of me, unluckily for him. It started raining and he passed out in a puddle and ended up in with pneumonia alcohol poisoning and going into cardiac arrest. He was recessitated 3 different times when his heart stopped. Our other friend (only had 3shots) had walked the mile to get our freinds mom who called the fire dept once while they carried us back to the house. The cops didnt charge any of us, even though we were all underage.
To get to the point, he woke up at the hospital, still wasted thinking someone was doing experiments on him. He was jumping up to swing at the doctors when he tugged on his catheter. That shut him down real quick. When he was home the next day, everytime he would go to the bathroom Id hust hear him yelling "oh my god, it burns." I crashed at his house for three days after that before the hangover was gone.
But the first time I drank, my best freind and I knocked out a half gallon of Burnetts. I woke up with a busted chin from falling right on the rail while straddling the train tracks. We both weighed around 120lbs. My friend was one shot ahead of me, unluckily for him. It started raining and he passed out in a puddle and ended up in with pneumonia alcohol poisoning and going into cardiac arrest. He was recessitated 3 different times when his heart stopped. Our other friend (only had 3shots) had walked the mile to get our freinds mom who called the fire dept once while they carried us back to the house. The cops didnt charge any of us, even though we were all underage.
To get to the point, he woke up at the hospital, still wasted thinking someone was doing experiments on him. He was jumping up to swing at the doctors when he tugged on his catheter. That shut him down real quick. When he was home the next day, everytime he would go to the bathroom Id hust hear him yelling "oh my god, it burns." I crashed at his house for three days after that before the hangover was gone.
WPStrassburg
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on the floor at the foot of my bed which was occupied by three girls that I got nothing from the night before.....
god damn jager bombs
god damn jager bombs
Not as bad as earlier days this time. Woke up @ 1:29AM this morning with my head in the keyboard, my son who was watching Bonanza with having gone to bed. About 1/4 glass of dampfbier & a shot of vodka sitting there waiting patiently. Had a cig, shot & beer then went to bed. Too many cheddar jalapeno Cheetos too. Guts feeling a little weak this morning, even after coffee.
captianoats
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In bed with my buddies little sister. I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes.
SharonaZamboni
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I've never woken up someplace that I shouldn't have been.
The worst wake up was when I was 18. My much older sister and I worked together, and she convinced my boyfriend's mom that it would be fine for him to stay with us at the hotel where our union Christmas party was being held.
All kinds of drinking (Bacardi 151) and partying continued in our room. One guy lost his Cape Codders, splashing red all over the bathroom. One look at that, and I was barfing. BF comes in and loses it, too. We spent most of the rest of the night with our heads in the bathtub while others used the toilet. Not so bad for me, but the BF had this thing where he got naked if he was puking drunk.
Even a couple years later, I'd see someone at work and they'd mention the great room party.
The worst wake up was when I was 18. My much older sister and I worked together, and she convinced my boyfriend's mom that it would be fine for him to stay with us at the hotel where our union Christmas party was being held.
All kinds of drinking (Bacardi 151) and partying continued in our room. One guy lost his Cape Codders, splashing red all over the bathroom. One look at that, and I was barfing. BF comes in and loses it, too. We spent most of the rest of the night with our heads in the bathtub while others used the toilet. Not so bad for me, but the BF had this thing where he got naked if he was puking drunk.
Even a couple years later, I'd see someone at work and they'd mention the great room party.
bobeer
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I've had many crazy nights but the worst place I've woken up, that I can recall anyway, is in a friend's neighbor's back yard about 11 years ago. I had no shoes and I was still in my work clothes from the night before. I'm not sure if her neighbors saw me because I woke up as the sun was coming up. I remembered I was with my other friend and we were supposed to be crashed out at his house. I remember I had no idea where I was because I didn't recognize the yard or the house... I managed to get into the girlfriends house and wake my friend. We stumbled back to his house and snuck back in as his step-dad was getting ready for work. They thought we were there the whole night or at least they didn't say anything.
We were drinking 40's when we were invited to play spades at a girlfriends house around the corner. We got loaded on E&J, weed and beer. I have no idea why I ended up in the neighbor's back yard. I think that was the last time I drank the eazy jeezy.
We were drinking 40's when we were invited to play spades at a girlfriends house around the corner. We got loaded on E&J, weed and beer. I have no idea why I ended up in the neighbor's back yard. I think that was the last time I drank the eazy jeezy.
Closet. I got pretty wasted with a college friend and was staying on his couch so I could get up early and go to the airport to fly a puddle jumper home. I kinda remember passing out on the couch. I regained conciousness in a pitch black dark closet standing up. I luckily always carried a lighter and lit it for light. Walked back out and passed back out on the couch.
As far as I can tell, I did not sleep with his sister (was probably incapable). Did not take a leak on anything, and did not wake anyone. To this day I still tend to carry a lighter with me when I drink.
The next day though... ouch. Having a rough hangover while flying in one of the small commuter planes and going through, usually fun, turbulance sucks.
As far as I can tell, I did not sleep with his sister (was probably incapable). Did not take a leak on anything, and did not wake anyone. To this day I still tend to carry a lighter with me when I drink.
The next day though... ouch. Having a rough hangover while flying in one of the small commuter planes and going through, usually fun, turbulance sucks.
That flight had to be rough on your insides? Cars & bumpy roads were byuuuurp material enough for me. Woke up with my head in the back corner of the closet once, after coming in late after work. My wife had thrown a heavy chop pan down the stairs & got me upside the head with it...
Oldskooler
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In a shack in a Rice Paddy Hue RVN 1972. Last thing I remember was walking among Sampans on the Perfume river looking for a lady of the night.
I'm glad you're still here. Thanks for your service.
On the pavement outside a muffler shop,next to my motorbike(on it's side stand) with keys next to me,wallet and phone gone,but a pocket full of green sticky plant matter.
I would not take the opportunity to relive my early 20s if you paid me millions!
I would not take the opportunity to relive my early 20s if you paid me millions!
My buddy and I took a weekend trip to Toronto. We spent all our money in the bars, and had nowhere to stay that night. We ended up sleeping in my 1974 Plymouth Satellite in a parking lot on Bloor St. It was August, it was really hot, and my car was dark brown with dark brown vinyl seats. All I remember is waking up in the morning with a brutal hangover and having to peel my face off the vinyl seat.
Laughing.
I drove to Montreal, Quebec and Halifax in my '73 Charger with my room-mate in 1988. We had plenty of adventures, but didn't sleep in a car. We did have to share a bed once. That car had bucket seats, but I'm sure I slept in it more than once. In fact, I remember slowly waking to the voices of two state police while sleeping in it on the shoulder of a parkway. I was in the service then, and came just awake in time to hear one say "He's in the Coast Guard." The other replied "Let him sleep."
I drove to Montreal, Quebec and Halifax in my '73 Charger with my room-mate in 1988. We had plenty of adventures, but didn't sleep in a car. We did have to share a bed once. That car had bucket seats, but I'm sure I slept in it more than once. In fact, I remember slowly waking to the voices of two state police while sleeping in it on the shoulder of a parkway. I was in the service then, and came just awake in time to hear one say "He's in the Coast Guard." The other replied "Let him sleep."
Speaking of sleeping in cars, my father likes to tell the story of when he used to drive an old hearse. He and his buddies packed into it and drove up north to pick up some school busses for delivery to the schools. They partied their way up and since they were not well off by any stretch spent the night in the hearse. As I am sure you can imagine, when they were parked in a neighborhood one evening someone freaked and called the police on the officer told them that they creeped out some residents and threatened to arrest them for vagrancy.
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I woke up at a place where I was married, with 2 boys, a pregnant wife, 2 mortgages, in debt, a junker truck, arthritic, and working a mediocre job.
Sure, I went to sleep knowing I was at that place, but it is still shocker to wake up to.
Sure, I went to sleep knowing I was at that place, but it is still shocker to wake up to.
I appreciate that.
But the flip side is that I woke up on a couch in an rented house, divorced, no wife, no kids and well into my thirties. It was not the life I had hoped for.
I have recovered.
But the flip side is that I woke up on a couch in an rented house, divorced, no wife, no kids and well into my thirties. It was not the life I had hoped for.
I have recovered.
the summer of '98 I lived in my '89 Chevy Cavalier in the parking lot of the McDonald's I worked at. it was very depressing when that wind up alarm clock went off. at least I worked open so I had an excuse for being there at 4 am.
gestyr
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Yuma Proving Ground, Arizona. I closed down the club on post and, I guess, wandered out into the desert. I woke about 10Am the next morning, in the middle of nowhere surrounded by a herd of burros.
