This.
DO NOT let the cops in without a warrant. EVER.
If they have to do the paperwork, they usually give up on silly s**t like this.
After they drop it (and frankly, they must have a LOT of time on their hands to even look into something this trivial), lawyer up and sue the distributor for defamation of character, emotional distress and whatever else the lawyer can come up with.
Make the tool suffer!
ETA: Then, grind the AB off the kegs. No use giving free advertisement to a******s.
+1,000,000
To leave him alone would simply be to let someone like that live happily along in this world. Some of us have to be the ones to show people that they are d1cks and should be b1tchslapped. If more of us do this (especially when we see bad drivers