July 2019 Preview Tasting
Assorted Notes:
1) As mentioned last month, San Diego will now feature two monthly tastings to serve the increased demand better. They ended up doing this month's extra tasting on Sunday afternoon - in hopes that people who were in from out of town for the 6th-anniversary party could/would attend - but that's not set in stone for future months. I'll likely stick to the Tuesday evening tastings in the future, but it was a nice change of pace, and it was great to see Steven and Leanne hosting together for the first time in quite a while.
2) With the anniversary party behind us, the next big event on the calendar is the Festival of Dankness. If you haven't been keeping August 24th reserved for an afternoon of hop-fueled fun on San Diego's waterfront, you'd best cancel whatever else you have planned for the day. The on-sale date for tickets is TBA, but as usual, League members will have first crack at purchasing. Additionally, there will be a Portland edition of the festival this year, but I have no details on that. I imagine it will come up at this month's PDX preview tasting and the MT crew will begin releasing information once they've had a few days to recuperate from this past weekend's festivities.
3) The rewards for 2018 tasting room points have more or less been set and are going to be finalized soon once they're approved by all necessary parties. Things took a bit longer to dial in since they're spread around more locations than prior years, so they had to figure out what could be offered that would be feasible everywhere. Stay tuned for details.
4) Editorial note on my part: If Abaddon doesn't sell out during the online sale - and I'm including public sale here just to be generous - I'm going to be incredibly ******* disappointed in all of you, both individually and in aggregate. It's July, the weather is warming up, and you've got all summer to ram down cans. If we can't collectively figure out how to get through 5000 cans of a delicious Helles lager, the terrorists have already won.
The Beers:
1) Reality Maze
Style: Pastry Stout w/ Cocoa, Vanilla, Coconut, & Macadamia Nuts
Score: 4.25
Notes: The adjuncts on this are as follows - 100lbs untoasted coconut, 200lbs toasted coconut, 125lbs toasted macadamia nuts, 12lbs Madagascan vanilla, 30lbs Peruvian cocoa nibs, and 30lbs Dominican cocoa nibs. For those whose memory of macadamia nuts includes Eleventh Hour but not Devil's Teeth, fear not - they were very sensitive to that beer's reception and recirculated this beer over macadamia nuts for less than half the time they did with Eleventh Hour (ten hours vs. ~24 for EH). The adjustment worked, although as a fan of the macadamia DT variant, I wouldn't have minded a bit more.
The nose opens with rich, dark chocolate supported by moderate coconut and vanilla, while macadamia nuts waft around in the background but steadily increase as the beer warms. The malt profile from the base beer contributes heavy brown sugar - almost maple - notes that meld with the chocolate profile to smell like freshly baked chocolate cookies. Coconut and vanilla lead the charge on the tongue, giving way to macadamia nuts coated in dark chocolate before vanilla returns for a long, lightly boozy finish. Full bodied but not syrupy, it sits in a similar place to Pharaoh Ascendant in Modern Times' portfolio - an enjoyable non-BA pastry stout with a good adjunct profile. I'd love to see these make their way into 12oz cans, but as with Pharaoh Ascendant, I'm glad they've re-focused on executing these as well as possible rather than churning out 16oz cans with experimental recipes that don't quite hit the right marks for the style.
2) Altar of the Orc Lord Double-Aged in Bourbon & Apple Brandy Barrels
Style: Barleywine Aged in Bourbon & Apple Brandy Barrels
Score: 4.25
Notes: The barrel influence makes itself evident immediately as apple brandy leaps out of the glass, complemented by bourbon, deep toffee notes, raisins, prunes, oak, light barrel-derived vanilla, and candied oranges. Think roasted apples and plums, fresh out of the oven, and you wouldn't be far off the mark. The flavor is perhaps a bit more bourbon-forward as it hits first, followed by a more restrained apple brandy presence, before caramel-soaked raisins, prunes, figs, and candied orange take over. Vanilla and oak feature in the finish along with touches of alcohol heat. It's a very barrel-forward barleywine, evident not just in the flavor and aroma, but the slightly thinner body.
3) Suggestion of Mass Aged in Bourbon Barrels: Mocha Latte Edition
Style: Pastry Stout Aged in Bourbon Barrels w/ Coffee, Cocoa Nibs, & Vanilla
Score: 4.5
Notes: If you have unpleasant memories of SoM Aged in Jamaican rum barrels, set them aside. This variant was aged in bourbon barrels for eleven months before being hit with 40 pounds of Peruvian cocoa nibs, eight pounds of Tahitian vanilla,and 50 pounds of Modern Times' Idea Machine coffee blend (which is 50% Colombia Heriberto, 25% Peru El Corazon, and 25% Guatemala Chochajau, resulting in a chocolate-forward profile).
Idea Machine leads the way on the nose as abundant, medium roasted coffee grounds hit first followed by dry, dark chocolate, a big wave of vanilla-derived marshmallow, light bourbon barrel, and touches of toffee. Coffee takes on a less prominent role flavor-wise, giving way to more substantial dark chocolate and even more vanilla, along with deeply caramelized brown sugar, oak, and faint whiskey. A long finish of coffee-saturated marshmallow coats the tongue without ever feeling cloying or syrupy. As it warms, the dark chocolate and coffee integrate beautifully into a decadent mocha, with vanilla providing balancing touches of sweetness, reminiscent of standing in front of the bar at a good third wave coffee shop as the barista mixes a freshly pulled espresso shot with high-quality chocolate.
4) Chaos Grid: Island Vacation
Style: Blend of Stouts Aged in Rum Barrels w/ Coconut & Cocoa Nibs
Score: 4.75
Notes: This edition of Chaos Grid features a blend of Monsters' Park, Devil's Teeth, and Beastmaster aged in Barbados rum barrels for a range of eight to fourteen months. The resulting beer saw additions of 150 pounds of toasted coconut, 150 pounds of untoasted coconut, and 50 pounds of Dominican cocoa nibs.
The aroma features an implacable assault of sweet coconut, wave after wave powering out of the glass, leaving enough room for milk chocolate, dark rum, figs, hints of vanilla, and oak to remind you that you're not merely drinking liquid coconut. The palate opens with a quick dose of rum - raisins, prunes, lightly caramelized sugar, and a bit of ethanol heat - before coconut and semisweet chocolate power their way through to a long, viscous finish redolent of dessert in paradise. The higher-than-usual dosing of untoasted coconut is on display as it tends more towards sweet, candy-style coconut than macaroons or baked goods. Dipping a Mounds bar in rum and then taking a massive bite would get you somewhere in the vicinity of this one, but it wouldn't necessarily do justice to the quality of the chocolate, nor the sheer amount of coconut that envelopes your tastebuds. Simply outstanding.
5) Order of Hemes
Style: Super-Berliner w/ Pineapple, Passion Fruit, and Dragon Fruit
Score: 4.25
Notes: The base for this remains roughly the same as their past super-Berliners - 6.5% ABV with a malt bill consisting of 2 row, white wheat, and flaked wheat - but they went absolutely nuts with the fruit. 2640 pounds of pineapple puree, 2640 pounds of passion fruit puree, and 660 pounds of dragon fruit puree. The fruiting ratio is the same as Gravity Hammer, and therefore, a literal fuckton in a much smaller base beer.
Fresh, juicy pineapple leads the way on the nose with passion fruit taking on a heavy support role. Candied mango, papaya, and faint grain notes dance around in the background, along with a light to moderate lemony acidity. Taking a sip reveals a more equally-weighted fruit profile as passion fruit comes through first with an almost fruit punch like character - mango, papaya, touches of clementine flesh - while pineapple powers through towards the backend, combining with the moderate acidity for an almost-but-not-quite puckering finish. The heavy adjunct dosage is evident in every way, from the juicy nose to the fruit basket palate to the deep red color in the glass - I'm pretty sure that each can counts as two of your USDA-recommended daily servings of fruit.