The most pathetic post ever!

[wildwest450]

Wildwest DOES have a point....but meh, at least I have friends!!

WILDWEST450'S FRIENDS (0 Mutual)

No Friends

That's because im not shamelessly exposing my internet arse to get frinds.

 

[Revvy]

Does that mean you won't be my friend?

Edit- and Revvy just revoked my man card! Geez!

Nah......I said those of you who have them....

I do have the proud honor of saying that Yooper was my first friend!!!!

I'll show you my mancard though!

I was a member of the Red/green fanclub the first season it aired on channel 9 in WIndsor!

(kiss my ring now)

 

[Yooper]

Nah......I said those of you who have them....

I do have the proud honor of saying that Yooper was my first friend!!!!

I'll show you my mancard though!

I was a member of the Red/green fanclub the first season it aired!

(kiss my ring now)

Well, any Red Green friend is a friend of mine. I hope you're handy.

 

[wildwest450]

Damn you Yooper, and your infernal kindness! Now im no better than a groveling OhioBrit.

 

[Yooper]

Damn you Yooper, and your infernal kindness! Now im no better than a groveling OhioBrit.

Well, now, that'll teach me!

 

[Revvy]

The post count has to be screwed up....10 minutes ago it was 499, not it is 785.

IS THERE NOTHING ON TELEVISION TONIGHT? THERE ARE NO ****S ON THIS THREAD!!!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

The post count has to be screwed up....10 minutes ago it was 499, not it is 785.

IS THERE NOTHING ON TELEVISION TONIGHT? THERE ARE NO ****S ON THIS THREAD!!!

Yes there are, yooper stated quite clearly in an earlier post that she has absolutely humungus ****s! (Paraphrasing)

 

[Revvy]

Yes there are, yooper stated quite clearly in an earlier post that she has absolutely humungus ****s! (Paraphrasing)

True, but in all the history of this place, no one so far has managed to beg, or wheedle, or whine their way into getting her to show them to us...

*hint hint, oh master of the pathos posting*

 

[Yooper]

True, but in all the history of this place, no one so far has managed to beg, or wheedle, or whine their way into getting her to show them to us...

*hint hint, oh master of the pathos posting*

um. The only comment I have is "Where have you been?". That's all. Move along, folks. Nothing to see here.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Ever since I was a one legged orphan no woman has posted me a pic of her ****ies. The one thing that any amount of friends can never give me. *cough* It's hard dying with my terminal *cough* illness, wondering if I will ever see a real lady ****y.

Even in my old age, and after growing back my missing leg, I doubt that I will ever see a real lady (moderator, preferably ) ****y *cough*


Hell, even I can tell this ain't gonna work.

 

[BlindLemonLars]

True, but in all the history of this place, no one so far has managed to beg, or wheedle, or whine their way into getting her to show them to us...

Although...her 9000th post is coming up pretty quick. Seems like an occasion that should be marked with some kind of special gesture.

 

[Yooper]

Ever since I was a one legged orphan no woman has posted me a pic of her ****ies. The one thing that any amount of friends can never give me. *cough* It's hard dying with my terminal *cough* illness, wondering if I will ever see a real lady ****y.

Even in my old age, and after growing back my missing leg, I doubt that I will ever see a real lady (moderator, preferably ) ****y *cough*


Hell, even I can tell this ain't gonna work.

Well, poor Tiny Tim can't live his whole life without seeing ****ies!

Why don't you just ask your wife for a glimpse, just this once, before you die?

 

[Revvy]

Although...her 9000th post is coming up pretty quick. Seems like an occasion that should be marked with some kind of special gesture.

WOOO WOOO WOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Well, poor Tiny Tim can't live his whole life without seeing ****ies!

Why don't you just ask your wife for a glimpse, just this once, before you die?

And why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green? And why the hell did I think that marrying a quaker would be a good way to get regular nookie?

Just kidding about the sky and the grass.

Oh, and the quaker thing, and the nookie.....and all those little words in between.

It's bedtime now, so I'm going upstairs to look at wifey's ****ies. that should creep her out good!

 

[Revvy]

And why is the sky blue? Why is the grass green? And why the hell did I think that marrying a quaker would be a good way to get regular nookie?

Just kidding about the sky and the grass.

Oh, and the quaker thing, and the nookie.....and all those little words in between.

It's bedtime now, so I'm going upstairs to look at wifey's ****ies. that should creep her out good!

Good night Brit...Thanks for starting a fun thread! Your wit is quite a nice addition to our little dysfunctional family here!

I'm off to bed myself soon....only without any ****s to gaze upon that aren't pixelated.....*sigh*

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Definitely off to bed now. As I sleep, I hope to have sweet dreams about all of my EIGHTEEN new friends.

18!! But hey, who's counting......


18!! In yer face lonliness!!!

 

[BlindLemonLars]

Definitely off to bed now. As I sleep, I hope to have sweet dreams about all of my EIGHTEEN new friends.

While I'm pleased to be one of your new friends, I must ask that you not dream about me. In particular, don't have a sweet dream about me.

 

[EvilTOJ]

Oh I see how you are AdRock. I thought you were adding me because I was special. Because I meant something to you. But it appears you're just a Buddy Whore, out to get it from anyone and everyone, lusting for that validation. Almost as pathetic as that ohio brit guy.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Oh I see how you are AdRock. I thought you were adding me because I was special. Because I meant something to you. But it appears you're just a Buddy Whore, out to get it from anyone and everyone, lusting for that validation. Almost as pathetic as that ohio brit guy.[/quote]

Hey!!! I take exception to that comment!! Nobody can come even CLOSE to being as pathetic as me!!

 

[Evan!]

Although...her 9000th post is coming up pretty quick. Seems like an occasion that should be marked with some kind of special gesture.

Sheeeit. my 10K will be here before you know it. And I have one word for you chumps:

coinpurse.

 

[Brew-Happy]

Sheeeit. my 10K will be here before you know it. And I have one word for you chumps:

coinpurse.

At least give us a warning in the Title line!!! That is one post I would prefer to miss

 

[adrock]

Oh I see how you are AdRock. I thought you were adding me because I was special. Because I meant something to you. But it appears you're just a Buddy Whore, out to get it from anyone and everyone, lusting for that validation. Almost as pathetic as that ohio brit guy.

On a side note, it appears Evan! and EvilTOJ are in a tight race for most hilariousest forum member.

A buddy whore? Perhaps. At least I do the requisite sucking up; OhioBrit just whines (I didn't mean that, 'Brit.......don't defriend me).

Besides, my ruggedly handsome appearance is intimidating in person, so I can't make friends outside of the internet. Thanks for bringing up that traumatizing memory!

 

[the_bird]

Wait a minute... a "buddy whore" isn't anything like a "friend with benefits," is it? What kind of sucking up are you doing?

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Wait a minute... a "buddy whore" isn't anything like a "friend with benefits," is it? What kind of sucking up are you doing?

zing......

 

[adrock]

Wait a minute... a "buddy whore" isn't anything like a "friend with benefits," is it? What kind of sucking up are you doing?

Oh yeah..........well.........your face is!

*goes in corner and cries*

 

[dirtymike1]

Added....then blocked lol

 

[CBBaron]

This thread is pathetic






Can I join in the hunt for new friends

Craig

 

[findthefish]

This thread is pathetic






Can I join in the hunt for new friends

Craig

Yeah what a bunch of losers.


...me too?

 

[Revvy]

Oh yeah..........well.........your face is!

*goes in corner and cries*

Added....then blocked lol

This thread is pathetic

Can I join in the hunt for new friends

Craig

Yeah what a bunch of losers.


...me too?

*sigh* hate to have to do this, fellas...but;

Cough em up!

 

[findthefish]

*sigh* hate to have to do this, fellas...but;

Cough em up!

Damn. Here ya go!