The insult game

[HomeBeers]

"Go brew yourself"

 

[m_c_zero]

"Go brew yourself"

Brew you buddy!

 

[CreamyGoodness]

I could continue having a conversation with you, but I would rather drill a hole in a tree and **** it.

 

[sweetcell]

I could continue having a conversation with you, but I would rather drill a hole in a tree and **** it.

only problem there is that you're leaving yourself WAY open for a witty come-back... "yeah, but you'd rather do that anyways", "oh, you mean just like your 'date' last night?", "would be an improvement on your gf/wife/etc", etc...

 

[GrogNerd]

admit it, you're just a little monkey banging on a keyboard, sitting in your soiled underwear, stinking up your parents' basement, making inappropriate remarks to your sister and waiting for your 'nads to drop.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Oh seriously, **** a false landing strip off the coast of Brazil.

 

[redshift76]

"Why don't you shut your c*ck holster"

 

[CreamyGoodness]

You should be incarcerated for life in the state penitentiary for the criminally homely.

 

[Bedlam]

Typical Southern style offerings:

"Whew...he's so fat, if he hauls ever ass, he'll need two trips."

"Her? She's so stupid if she tried to hit the ground, she'd miss."

"She could out-ugly a possum!"

Also keep in mind that here in the South, insults are generally followed with "bless his/her heart".

 

[gratus fermentatio]

"Your brain is so small, you could multiply it by a million, shove it up an ant's ass & it would still bounce around like a BB in a boxcar."

 

[kilted_brews]

You are so stupid, you could fall into a barrel of t*ts and still manage to come out sucking your thumb!

 

[GySgtLynn]

Shut your mouth before I **** it

 

[GrogNerd]

Shut your mouth before I **** it

are/were you a DI, Gunny? sounds like something a DI would say & I heard R. Lee Ermey's voice when I read it


& this squid thanks you for your service

 

[GilSwillBasementBrews]

You must always be in the bottom during sex cause the only thing you know how to do is [email protected]$k up.

Go eat a bag of [email protected]

By the way you dropped your pocket.

 

[Evets]

There's just two kinds of people in this world, and you ain't one of em!

You uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits!

She so ugly, I could press her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies! - Fred G. Sanford

 

[GySgtLynn]

No never was a DI.. I just have a **** ton of insults that I picked up over the last 17 years

 

[Goofynewfie]

if that girl had as many sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine

 

[Brutus Brewer]

If that bitch had as many dicks sticking out of her that were stuck in her she'd look like a porcupine.

 

[alane1]

Brew you buddy!

Don't call me buddy...pal!!!

 

[Golddiggie]

Ultimate insult: "You [US] politician"

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Go eat deep dish donkey dick.

 

[beaksnbeer]

"I could drive a nail into your thick skull and you still wouldn't get the point"

 

[MustBeZ]

Don't call me buddy...pal!!!

I'm not your pal, friend!

 

[GySgtLynn]

Why are you smiling, did you find a bag of dicks in your pocket?

 

[jmendez29]

I'll put you on my give a **** list but don't get upset if you don't make it to the top by the end of the day.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

I'm not your pal, friend!

I'm not your friend, guy!

 

[Tex]

You couldn't run the 40 in 100 yards.

 

[alane1]

I'm not your pal, friend!

I'm not your friend,buddy!

 

[DisturbdChemist]

I'm not your friend,buddy!

I'm not your buddy, GUY!

 

[MustBeZ]

i'm not your buddy, guy!

I'm not your guy, pal!

 

[ACbrewer]

"You couldn't get a clue if you bathed in clue musk and ran naked through a clue mating ritual, while the clues were in heat"

That is clueless...

 

[L1truckie]

I swear to f*ck on Jezebel I will f*cking corn on the cob you!!

 

[tonyp063]

"Why look, it's needle-dick, the bug f**ker"

 

[Goofynewfie]

If I wanted to hear from an ******* I'd fart

 

[m_c_zero]

If I wanted to hear your lip, I'd pull my d*ck out of your mouth.

 

[BreezyBrew]

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

Your mom doesn't cost $.50 to drop a load in.

 

[russrob81]

I'm not your guy, pal!

"I ain't your pal dickface"
-Donald Gibb

I'll tear you a third corn Shute

 

[russrob81]

Co-worker: I sent you a friend request on Facebook

Me: Oh yes. Yeah all right. I can't wait to get home and refuse it!!!

 

[russrob81]

You couldn't f*** your way out of a turnstile in a wheelchair with a cactus on your head

 

[CreamyGoodness]

My god, you're so boring that if you were elected to high office you wouldnt get a Secret Service code name.