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I could continue having a conversation with you, but I would rather drill a hole in a tree and **** it.
 

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I could continue having a conversation with you, but I would rather drill a hole in a tree and **** it.
only problem there is that you're leaving yourself WAY open for a witty come-back... "yeah, but you'd rather do that anyways", "oh, you mean just like your 'date' last night?", "would be an improvement on your gf/wife/etc", etc...
 

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admit it, you're just a little monkey banging on a keyboard, sitting in your soiled underwear, stinking up your parents' basement, making inappropriate remarks to your sister and waiting for your 'nads to drop.
 
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You should be incarcerated for life in the state penitentiary for the criminally homely.
 

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Typical Southern style offerings:

"Whew...he's so fat, if he hauls ever ass, he'll need two trips."

"Her? She's so stupid if she tried to hit the ground, she'd miss."

"She could out-ugly a possum!"

Also keep in mind that here in the South, insults are generally followed with "bless his/her heart".
 

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There's just two kinds of people in this world, and you ain't one of em!

You uglier than a lard bucket full of armpits!

She so ugly, I could press her face in some dough and make gorilla cookies! - Fred G. Sanford
 

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No never was a DI.. I just have a **** ton of insults that I picked up over the last 17 years
 

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if that girl had as many sticking out of her as she had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine
 

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If that bitch had as many dicks sticking out of her that were stuck in her she'd look like a porcupine.
 

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

Your mom doesn't cost $.50 to drop a load in.
 

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Co-worker: I sent you a friend request on Facebook

Me: Oh yes. Yeah all right. I can't wait to get home and refuse it!!!
 
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My god, you're so boring that if you were elected to high office you wouldnt get a Secret Service code name.
 
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