The hopefully not obnoxious wood fired brick oven build thread

[HoppyDaze]

Baking is science and chemistry. Baking formulas for the dough use percentages with the flower being 100%. so if for example you had 100 g of flour a 50% hydration would be 50 g of water a 60% hydration would obviously be 60 g of water. For today's Joe I used a 62% hydration hoping to still have plenty of gluten for structure but with the increased water on have more of a stretch and I could get a thinner crust. M

Can you describe your process of burning the flour before you mix the dough?

 

[the_bird]

"It's not Paulie's, it's Digirono. And it's better."

 

[Melana]

Does burning the flour before cooking it alter the gluten?

 

[Cape Brewing]

You guys are terrible... always picking on Paul

 

[Melana]

There's so much material there...

 

[the_bird]

^^ that's what his tailor said!

 

[motobrewer]

paul built a giant oven just to cover up this:

 

[paulthenurse]

That's it. I'm outta here. I'm signing up at "MyOldFriendsAreAllAssholes.com"

I bet they'll appreciate my awesomeness.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I bet they'll appreciate my awesomeness.

... I'm skeptical

 

[motobrewer]

c'mon, paulie, you wouldn't schwear at us!

https://youtu.be/mkUv6JH7msc?t=2m32s

 

[homebeerbrewer]

^^ that's what his tailor said!

Damn you, I just spit my coffee out my nose...

 

[paulthenurse]

The coffee stain will match well with the drool and urine stains on your wardrobe.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

It landed on my keyboard. It'll cover the beer stain.

 

[Yooper]

The coffee stain will match well with the drool and urine stains on your wardrobe.

Now, now, you're turning mean. The hot paulthenurse I know and love is bit of a *******, but never mean. You must have had a long hard day with all those white coated people (and I don't mean the ones that come to your room each morning). Health care will ruin a healthy person.

Come out and join the ******* friends you have. You love us. You know you do! You especially love my tummy rubs. I could see it in your eyes.

Well, I could see in your eyes, "Her ****s are big, but not bit enough to reach over my stomach and rub my nipples". But I consider it a tummy rub, and so it's all good.

 

[wobrien]

Did someone hijack yooper 's account?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

you goy it all wrong yoop, paul is a complete arshole

 

[paulthenurse]

I was going to keep that quiet. I mean, you'd have to be a ****** of the highest magnitude to brag that you had been in a full frontal body rub with a friend and it so excited you that not only are you still daydreaming about it but you're going to tell everyone about it.


Hey, wait a minute.... You... Just now... You...

I feel so dirty and used.

 

[uatuba]

I just came here to point out the absurdity of the statement, "Baking is science and chemistry."

 

[bob1852]

I just came here to point out the absurdity of the statement, "Baking is science and chemistry."

If we pointed out all the absurd statements made by Paul, this thread would be another 100 pages long.

 

[shortyz]

pizza stones suck dick.

 

[Cape Brewing]

pizza stones suck dick.

Yeah... I don't think you're supposed to use em for that. I think you're doing it wrong.

 

[paulthenurse]

pizza stones suck dick.

As does AZ and Cape. Hey, it's 2015. Dawn of a new age. They should come out and get married. I'm a modern age guy. I honestly don't care who's playin' "hide the pork role" in whom. I'll even cater the reception. However, I can assure you, the pizza would be burned and the pork would be deep fried. In their honor.

 

[paulthenurse]

I just came here to point out the absurdity of the statement, "Baking is science and chemistry."

And now you should do us all a favor and go away. We'll wait till we hear the door close....

 

[shortyz]

i like this topic, glad i found it. lol. perhaps we can call you pretentiouspaul.

 

[paulthenurse]

Call me *********.

I'd rather swim with whales than kill them. But I do like Nantucket.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Call me *********.

I'd rather swim with whales than kill them. But I do like Nantucket.

*********

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Call me *********.

I'd rather swim with whales than kill them. But I do like Nantucket.

*********.

 

[bluemoose]

Call me *********.

I'd rather swim with whales than kill them. But I do like Nantucket.

*********.

 

[wobrien]

Call me *********.

I'd rather swim with whales than kill them. But I do like Nantucket.

*********

 

[ChefRex]

Call me *********.

I'd rather swim with whales than kill them. But I do like Nantucket.

You better watch out or you'll end up a harpoon in ya, *********