The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Amazing how fast that crap greened up. Grass, not so much

 

[balrog]

Everything died in my yard EXCEPT the crabgrass, spotted spurge, purslane and chickweed.

That $hit's gonna outlast the cockroaches after the nuclear apocalypse.

And pachysandra.

 

[balrog]

Battening the hatches.

 

[balrog]

WTF??!!

 

[day_trippr]

Big flashy noisy cell went right over us again but nothing got blown down that I can see from here...

 

[balrog]

Get ready @day_trippr , headed your way

 

[smurfjuicebrew]

Something just went through here ... not impressed.

 

[paulthenurse]

Clear the calendar, Saturday Oct 8 is the day we've been dreading (I mean 'anticipating') for two years.
"The Return of Masstoberfest"
Send lawyers guns and money. Details to follow.

 

[balrog]

Send lawyers guns and money.

And socks?

 

[paulthenurse]

And socks?

That would be nice.
It may be a made up reason to keep this going but it's better than no reason at all. The socks go to a good cause and allows us all to stand around the kegerator and convince ourselves that we're not hanging with TOTAL jackwads. MOSTLY jackwads yes but with at least one redeeming feature.

 

[balrog]

I don't know if this is funnier BEFORE Covid and everyone worked from home, or after.

 

[paulthenurse]

Bathroom humor is always funny to a 12 year old boy, no matter how old he is according to a calender.

 

[paulthenurse]

I've been calling/texting/smoke signaling old time Masstoberfest attendees. Damn I miss you guys and am truly pissed at the f'ing Wuhan Flu for f'ing up the world as it was.

Hope you can all come. I racked a perry, The Tallywacker, and my Porter Square porter into kegs yesterday. Did some sampling along the ways and I seem to still have my fastball.
Steve from the Witches Brew will bring a keg of Double D since I have sworn to never brew another batch of beer with more than four ounces of hops per five gallons. (Debate for another day, I just don't get spending $80 to brew five gallons of unbalanced undrinkable beer and then waking up with your mouths tasting like Chernobyl, I don't get it.)

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Be careful what you wish for, I might be there this year.

 

[JustMrWill]

I've been calling/texting/smoke signaling old time Masstoberfest attendees. Damn I miss you guys and am truly pissed at the f'ing Wuhan Flu for f'ing up the world as it was.

Hope you can all come. I racked a perry, The Tallywacker, and my Porter Square porter into kegs yesterday. Did some sampling along the ways and I seem to still have my fastball.
Steve from the Witches Brew will bring a keg of Double D since I have sworn to never brew another batch of beer with more than four ounces of hops per five gallons. (Debate for another day, I just don't get spending $80 to brew five gallons of unbalanced undrinkable beer and then waking up with your mouths tasting like Chernobyl, I don't get it.)

I am marking the calendar...no time to brew but I'll bring some stuff I've picked up in my travels. I just discovered a case of my leap year mead...going on 12 years old now I believe.

 

[Melana]

I'm trying to bribe Yooper!

 

[balrog]

I'm trying to bribe Yooper!

Let her know I'm unable to attend, so, you know, fewer autograph seekers bothering her

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

She's more than happy autographing. I got mine tattooed onto my butt cheek.

 

[balrog]

She's more than happy autographing. I got mine tattooed onto my butt cheek.

Next thing you're gonna tell me is that all the cool kids have that.

 

[paulthenurse]

Who DOESN'T have an embarrassing tattoo on their ass?

 

[balrog]

Never have I ever.

 

[paulthenurse]

Let her know I'm unable to attend, so, you know, fewer autograph seekers bothering her

Waddaya mean you can't come?

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I have zero tattoos… anywhere. Oh wait, scratch that.

 

[balrog]

Waddaya mean you can't come?

Memorial service to attend in Greensboro for my only uncle.
Plus, and more importantly, there's the whole meeting a tight knit, highly accomplished timber framing intelligencia, cheese licking group that is not just a little daunting.

 

[paulthenurse]

Famobs always come first.

And the only one you should be intimidated by is Rick's muskrat

 

[balrog]

I hope for all your sake's that Rick keeps his muskrat properly to his own self.

 

[paulthenurse]

Have you met Rick?

Ya. I didn't think so.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey, I just knocked off for the day and found an Amazon package of socks address to Paul Tallywacker. No idea who its from, no info.

Whomever you are, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. That actually got me a little chocked up. (had nothing at all to do with today being the first day back working on the barn and I'm suffering from heat stroke)

Ya know, I'm kind of proud to have you jamokes for friends.

(would whomever sent that PM me so I can thank you personally)

 

[homebeerbrewer]

It's not a muskrat. It's a groundhog. I still haven't caught it yet, but there's still time. When I do, it'll be on the menu at massholefest.

 

[balrog]

Yeah, not enough beer in the world, Spleen (to try muskrat, not the movie’s referenced act).