The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[day_trippr]

Meh. Age before beauty
Besides, you're assuming Paul can count that high...

 

[paulthenurse]

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[day_trippr]

That's a good start!

 

[Dland]

Would have been classier if there had been content in the posts to 18K. You all dribbling & drooling on your keyboards & stuff? I thought I was bad.

Yup, I've enjoyed some on my good beers tonight , ....

Anyway, if your can fast pick the guitar, and you slow down that to a relaxed cadence, sounds good & puts everyone to sleep. I usually try to stay up 'till at least 9:00, aint gonna happen tonight.

At least am exhausted from physical work this time, and for that I am grateful.

NOTHING IS SACRED. NO MORE PEOPLE, POWER to the .......... Inagine a cadre doing a fist plant on forhead at this point, (not an original idea, seen it in at least two movies.)

On the vegetarian theme, every one should eat what agrees with them, but from an evelutionally standpoint, our bodies (asuming you are a Homo Sapien) we're evolved consuming cooked animal products. That is why we have only one stomach and no brow ridge to support jaw muscles needed for extensive chewing.

 

[day_trippr]

btw, "classier"? Here, in this den of iniquity? That ain't gonna work...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Dribbling? “Depends” on what you mean... I’m “Poised” for your answer.

 

[Dave Sarber]

Yeah^^^^like she said! I try to inject a modicum of cerebration in my posts to enlighten the masses of drunkards in this thread, but must admit that I enjoy baiting troll types, too.

 

[paulthenurse]

I got your ‘content’ swingin’ right here.

 

[Dave Sarber]

I think dangling is a more appropriate choice. In Britain, the objects in question are called "dangly bits".

 

[paulthenurse]

Another day, another fifty noses under my belt.

(Kind of sounds like Hoppy’s glory days trolling for pogie bait at Pikes Fish Market.)

 

[paulthenurse]

You say tomato, I say tomato.

G’night Massholes, where ever you live.

 

[Dave Sarber]

'Night, Paul. Rest up for another round of booger inspection tomorrow.

 

[paulthenurse]

I was sacrificing myself for the herd.

I put you in for a Medal of Honor but you know how theses things go.

 

[day_trippr]

Holy cow, what's with all the Masshole-pretenders lately?
This must be what "de-gentrification" looks like

Meanwhile...buckle up! It's nutso outside here right now!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm just north of u DT. Strong front but seems to end quickly. Seriously heard a train outside and I'm hoping the half tilted white pine done the street is the snap I just heard.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'll actually spare the pic of medium rare strip grass fed steak I just grilled but this is where I buy it. Everytime I visit the chicken jumps in my basket like he wants to be eaten. I tell him not until he's in a styrofoam tray wrapped in Saran Wrap.

Bucket of sh!t is $5. Not bad



 

[day_trippr]

Hah! We're the red dot in the gap in that first wave! Still glad I took down all those ridge-board crackers last year!
It's been totally rocking the casbah here and I thought we'd lose power but so far just some blinks in the lights...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Dragon was headed my way. Just got some decking installed :/ no damage but a lot of shrapnel

 

[Dave Sarber]

Holy cow, what's with all the Masshole-pretenders lately?
This must be what "de-gentrification" looks like

Meanwhile...buckle up! It's nutso outside here right now!

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I'm a hereditary Masshole. Mom's side of the family are from Needham.

90° and sunny here. Like I heard on the radio today, "continued warm and sunny for the next 6 months or so."

 

[BruceH]

I've been to Mass a few times. Was told to f off several times for no reason whatsoever. Massholes!

It's quite the difference from Boston to Nashua. People in NH are nice! That was 30 years ago, maybe something has changed.

I'll bow out now.

 

[day_trippr]

Nothing has changed. We're still flinty AF.

But...I've found both of you relatable and more than acceptable, hence by the powers nobody actually has, I dub thee both Honorary Massholes For Life!
That other dude....fahgettaboutit, we'll stop him at the border...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Just went from a light breeze to a fresh breeze, totally blew past a stiff breeze and a near gale, now a full on gale, all within ten minutes. Batten down the hatches girls, it’s gettin’ ugly! Luv this weather, this is when Coasties get to go play and earn their pay.

 

[paulthenurse]

I've been to Mass a few times. Was told to f off several times for no reason whatsoever.

Just because you didn’t understand the reason doesn’t mean there wasn’t a perfectly legitimate reason.

F- off, a-hole. (I do t know what you did to deserve that but you do deep down inside. Don't do it again and we can be cool. Think of this as a learning experience.)

 

[BruceH]

Just because you didn’t understand the reason doesn’t mean there wasn’t a perfectly legitimate reason.

F- off, a-hole. (I do t know what you did to deserve that but you do deep down inside. Don't do it again and we can be cool. Think of this as a learning experience.)

Where did the term Massholes come from? Asking for a friend.

And laughing, I never took it as a serious insult. I loved most of the times I was in New England. At least Mass and NH, didn't have a good experience in Philly but that's not what this is about.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm a hereditary Masshole. Mom's side of the family are from Needham.

Only thing to come out of Needham is steers and queers and I don’t see horns on your head so I guess we know what we got.

(Sorry, I just channeled my boot camp drill instructor, BMC TJ Browjokowski, USCG from 1979.(

 

[day_trippr]

All quiet on the western front. That was pretty exciting for awhile though...

 

[paulthenurse]

Well that was a hell of a squall.

 

[paulthenurse]

COVID Man got to visit with Steve A, of The Witches Brew, Mrs A, Yeager and his lovely wife, for a few minutes this evening. A couple of beers, a couple of laughs and some much needed social less distancing.

And the dog seems smitten with me.

 

[day_trippr]

Hahahaha! That dog is going to remember something about you on the ride home

 

[Dave Sarber]

Only thing to come out of Needham is steers and queers and I don’t see horns on your head so I guess we know what we got.

(Sorry, I just channeled my boot camp drill instructor, BMC TJ Browjokowski, USCG from 1979.(

So, you're from Needham too?