The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I don't ussually watch Kimmel, but he was in Brooklyn and did a bit on the street asking people if the wanted to say congrats to the sox. Practically all of them were bleeped... Pretty funny. Yes, have 2 beers, at least.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

People from NYC are known for being obnoxious.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Really?

 

[paulthenurse]

People from NYC are known for being obnoxious.

And then there’s Cape...

 

[Cape Brewing]

.... bangin’ ya mom

 

[paulthenurse]

Don’t try stealing my story.

 

[Dland]

Is there any account of rye malt in beer having an extra kick, buzz wise? Maybe just had an extra one 'cause am so happy to be drinking my own beer again.

..later dudes and dudetts...

 

[day_trippr]

Looking like a bi-coastal World Series. The league and Fox Sports have to be happy...

 

[day_trippr]

I think this is hilarious!

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...ston-red-sox-fans_us_5bcb03a4e4b0a8f17eecc239

Bottom line: Boston is New York's daddy, sports wise for sure...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Twenty seven, who's the daddy? (I only know that stat because of the bit.)

 

[paulthenurse]

Sounds like Dland had 27 and blamed it on the rye.

 

[Dland]

Mashed in right now with an all barley malt lager of some sort; 10# pilsner, 10# 2 row pale, 3# dark american munch. First brew in the rain with electric rig, haha, cellar down below 60F, probably 'till spring, so I'll pitch 34/70 today. that almost sounds like a sports stat.

Don't know nuthing about 27, except the Delco 27SI, got two of them in each of my CUCVs, rebuild them all the time. (I can do esoteric stats too).

 

[paulthenurse]

You don’t want to start an “I’ve got more abbreviations than you” squabble. I’m a FNP-BC working as a PCP for the DPH in JP. All day long I deal w/ Pt’s w/ HTN, HLD, DM2, GERD, COPD, ESRD, IVDA, HVC, HIV and NSTEMI’s.

I write prescription for HCTZ, TMP/SMX-DS, and PCN all day long.

Don’t even get me going about ED.

 

[smurfjuice]

WOW, what you said ...

 

[day_trippr]

Somehow he left out EACs...

 

[Dland]

No abbreviations here, just gearhead talk(100A alternator model), & OK CUCV stands for something, but have never heard anyone use the term full length, it is a military vehicle type, basically an overbuilt 80's chevy diesel pickup with NATO (ok there is another one) compatible 24V system.

Anyway, hit 1.064 OSG, usually hit 1,008 around FSG, so today's brew should be around 7.3ABV, 40 IBU, around 6.4 SRM...

 

[day_trippr]

So ~49°F at first pitch tomorrow and falling.
Should be interesting to see what players are wearing.
Fur collared uni's? Lamb wool lined batting helmets?

Someone's gonna blow out an arm...

 

[Dland]

Someone's gonna blow out an arm...

That sounds unpleasant. Of course if I do that to myself at work moving rocks or a machine part, it will not matter to anyone but me, and the health care system, bad for me, good for them...

These guys who make big bucks per pitch, power to them. I like to think the smarter ones will be building up a nice endowment for themselves and their families, and aware the gravy could stop flowing at any time..

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Oh of course they are.....

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape, have you made up your mind about what to watch tonight? Pretty Woman or Dirty Dancing?

 

[Cape Brewing]

... the top of your mom’s head

 

[the_bird]

Hey Cape, have you made up your mind about what to watch tonight? Pretty Woman or Dirty Dancing?

What is this, "date night" for you two? Tell him you want to go out to a NICE restaurant this time, no more "Netflix, Fluffernutters and Chill."

 

[Cape Brewing]

So jelly

 

[day_trippr]

Núñez!!!!!
How 'bout them Red Sox!

I expect to see another row started on the banner...

 

[day_trippr]

AC has some spooky zen thing going on all through the playoffs to date wrt game management.
That Nunez pinch-hit at bat was just the latest...

And of course...


That's freakin' hilarious!

 

[paulthenurse]

Uggggggg. I hate my alarm clock.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I actually watched some of the game last night!!

I was channel surfing about 9:45, hit the game and realized it was only in the fckuing FOURTH.

It was beautiful... had it in for about three minutes and... sooooound asleep. MLB needs to can that shti and sell it at drug stores as a sleep aid.

Joking aside... fckuing home team game... and it’s 9:45pm in the fckuing 4th!?!? How effin stupid can MLB be? Add that to the list why that shttiy sport is dying

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Oof. I agree on the mlb statement but I was luggage the day after the Pats/KC game. I don't think I got home until 3am.

If you hadnt missed the James Taylor anthem you would have been amped up all night

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah, I get there are late Pats games but those are one off regular season games.

The super bowl isn’t just going into the second quarter at 9:45pm

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hold on... James Taylor is still alive??