The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[bob1852]

By the way I’m thinking either September 22 or 28th for Masstoberfest this year and I’m leaning heavily towards the 22nd. Thoughts?

Both are bad. Ought just postpone until next year.

 

[paulthenurse]

Sorry. My bad. 9/22 or 29. The reason I’m leaning towards the 22nd is for the chance of better weather.

I bailed out on the Hose early, too many house guests yakking. I should have kicked them all out.

 

[paulthenurse]

Is Cape going?

If we’re REALLY lucky he’ll be far too busy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Are you kidding? Standing around in Paul’s driveway!?! I wouldn’t miss that for the world!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Pick the day that isn't going to be cold and wet.

Pretty good chance it will be warmish either day, and chance of rain too.

 

[smurfjuice]

I don't take much stock in the almanac of late, but who knows.

 

[smurfjuice]

Are you kidding? Standing around in Paul’s driveway!?! I wouldn’t miss that for the world!

Cape will you need a ride over ??

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I don't take much stock in the almanac of late, but who knows.

True. There's another long range that will give the outlook for years, but I'm not finding it today. Brain fog need, more, coffee...

 

[paulthenurse]

Are you kidding? Standing around in Paul’s driveway!?! I wouldn’t miss that for the world!

Wait till you see the new driveway. All shiny and spiffy new, no cracks, dents or divots. You won’t want to leave.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape will you need a ride over ??

Fug yeah I will. If that’s an offer to be the DD, I’m in.

 

[bob1852]

The only DD will be Paul's bra...

 

[day_trippr]

 

[Cape Brewing]

The only DD will be Paul's bra...

Relevant... factual....

Well played sir

 

[paulthenurse]

They’re real and they’re spectacular!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

Masstoberfest warmup. Hosting a BBQ fundraiser for a local charity. 50# briskets, 8 racks of St Louis ribs and three turkeys. Oh and three cornys of Homebrew.

 

[Cape Brewing]

... don’t forget the 64 cases of food poisoning


“Oh my God... is this a Harry Potter beer!?!? You can really taste the butter! Do you put real butter in it or is it a top secret brewer trick?”

 

[Rodent]

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Masstoberfest warmup. Hosting a BBQ fundraiser for a local charity. 50# briskets, 8 racks of St Louis ribs and three turkeys. Oh and three cornys of Homebrew.

love that converted heating oil tank smoker - great idea!!

 

[Melana]

The only DD will be Paul's bra...

His bra is bigger than mine!

 

[smurfjuice]

They’re real and they’re spectacular!!!!

Pert, yet pouty.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

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[day_trippr]

SWEEP!

 

[paulthenurse]

For all our NY friends.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

That was a pretty good game. Even as a pitchers matchup. I had settled for the loss and it being a good game. Then Chapman.... Now to root for the Evil Empire to lose the wildcard. That would be grand.

 

[day_trippr]

The Red Sox severely tested my resolve last night. I hadn't paced my beer consumption for a freakin' 4.5 hour game and tbh I was having trouble focusing after the 8th, but I made it to the walk-off anyway

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The late innings is when all the fun started. See if Price could hang in for that one extra inning. Yanks do the go ahead lead. I had an early morning meeting but I wasn't going to sleep with the heat. I honestly would have walked Martinez in with bases loaded. That's when it all fell apart for them.

Now they're only a couple of games out of not making the wildcard tsk tsk tsk.

 

[day_trippr]

I wondered aloud to the Spousal Unit whether Cora would bring Price back out for the 6th.
I was hoping he wouldn't, but he did. Two batters on base later with no outs Hembree gets the call and the sh!t hit the fan.
Not happy at that point - Cora should have never let Price get on the mound again, he was cooked.
Fortunately, Chapman has an epic fail and the rest is history...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Paul’s neighbor’s could use a few more cars, an El Camino would really tie the street together. Hopefully they can upgrade and have as many rusty smokers and caved in “pizza ovens” on their curb view as PTN. #legend.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey, your homeowners association called. They’re fining you $200/day because you haven’t picked the

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey, your homeowners association called. They’re fining you $200/day because you haven’t picked the

“Yeah... we’re pretty sure we have an accurate estimate of when he went into full cardiac arrest.”

 

[paulthenurse]

I lived.


Begonias.