The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Trip and PTN are strictly speaking for themselves...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Run! Run away! Run and don’t ever look back!!!!!

 

[bob1852]

Ship of fools? I resent that.

Nah. I’m kidding. We’re all morons here. Welcome.

You're the only fool with a ship...

 

[paulthenurse]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Prof - Morons

Awful...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Run! Run away! Run and don’t ever look back!!!!!

This, and don't be surprised if you see words like "rapscallion" and other ancient terminology in here.

 

[paulthenurse]

We mostly used words like ******* and ****** nozzle when referring to Hoppy.

Rapscallion? What a rumpswab.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Spot on PTN. Spot on.

 

[day_trippr]

Hoppy is our favorite piñata...

 

[Dland]

Cape's good advice was the same as I got when I introduced myself to the general forum recently. However, there I've picked up some good brewing tips, and hopefully answered a question or two.

But I'll try to keep the spirit of this thread up and only post here when have been drinking some homebrew, and I gather the etiquette is to be somewhat non sequitur. Rapscallion, curmudgeon, idiot, all them things apply to me. As well as paragon of virtue, high grade citizen. Been working in the sun all day, forgive my ramble.

Only reason I go on forums like this at night is so folks will think I'm normal, using a "computer". Sometimes I'm happier watching the shadows change on the wall. There are certainly more engaging things to do on the interweb than this...Anyway, going to tickle my wife now and get slapped. Have a good one.

 

[paulthenurse]

Anyway, going to tickle my wife now and get slapped.

Pics or it didn’t happen, Rumplstitskin.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hoppy is our favorite piñata...

Yet no one has landed what could be considered even a decent strike...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Paul, have you been diving in the Bahamas? Going in the winter and wondering if it's worth getting certified ....

 

[day_trippr]

"Delusion is strong in this one"

I don't know about Paul but if you're anywhere near the big Caribbean reef system you'll regret it if you don't dive it...

 

[HoppyDaze]

My big challenge is my wife is a big pvssy in the water and freaks out...even snorkeling. Maybe a good instructor could her get past it, not sure.

 

[paulthenurse]

My big challenge is my wife is a big pvssy in the water and freaks out...even snorkeling. Maybe a good instructor could her get past it, not sure.

You really didn't just post that, did you? Please tell us you walked away from your computer and your buddy from the next cubicle is screwing with you.

 

[Cape Brewing]

My big challenge is my wife is a big pvssy in the water and freaks out...even snorkeling. Maybe a good instructor could her get past it, not sure.

Interesting strategy Cotton... let’s see if it pays off

 

[paulthenurse]

A good instructor will certainly help but if she wigs out snorkeling getting her beyond that is probably going to be tough. Some people just can't do it, they get totally overwhelmed. She needs to get comfortable wearing the mask and breathing through the snorkel, I've had success getting people to just go to a pool for a few visits and desensitize.

 

[paulthenurse]

Have her stay in the shallow end and just stand there breathing. Do it for 10 minutes. Than put a life vest on her so she can't possibly drown then let her splash around a little. Hopefully she can desensitize and get over it.

Because, if you go to the Bahamas and don't dive I'm personally going to kick your ass. And hers too.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hire a hot dive instructor to hone up your skills. She'll make it out there if it kills her.

 

[HoppyDaze]

She was fine snorkeling in the Keys. She just had an initial freak out moment because the water was cold.

 

[paulthenurse]

Cold water in the Keys? We've been going there most every winter (sometime between Jan and March) for the past ten years and the coldest water I've ever seen there was 70*F, in the summer its in the upper 80's. Unless she wants to scuba dive in the bathtub she's not liable to find water much warmer than that.

I suggest divorcing her and finding yourself a nice Eskimo girl.

 

[paulthenurse]

Check out Divers Direct or LeisurePro for cheap wetsuits. Get her a full length 3 mill suit, it will cost you less than a hundred buck.

 

[dryboroughbrewing]

I suggest divorcing her and finding yourself a nice Eskimo girl.

This sounds like a prelude to a PTN catfishing scam.

 

[Dland]

Pics or it didn’t happen, Rumplstitskin.

Sorry to disappoint, I'm not the kind of person who keeps a camera by my bed. I don't even keep my flip phone near bed. The electromagnetic radiation might not be healthy, especially when sleeping. Anyway, she did not so as much slap me, just flailed around a bit and knocked the revolver on the floor again.

 

[paulthenurse]

So you’re saying you’re married to a fainting goat?

 

[smurfjuice]

.

 

[smurfjuice]

Sorry to disappoint, I'm not the kind of person who keeps a camera by my bed. I don't even keep my flip phone near bed. The electromagnetic radiation might not be healthy, especially when sleeping. Anyway, she did not so as much slap me, just flailed around a bit and knocked the revolver on the floor again.

I hate when that happens ...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

 

[paulthenurse]

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