The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[ShareBrewing]

Click isn’t too bad either.

Wish I had one of those magic remotes to point at my carboys and hit fast forward.

 

[paulthenurse]

Who’s the n00b?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hanley Ramirez will not be coming to Masstoberfest for the next couple of years.

 

[day_trippr]

He never brings anything to the party anyway.

Speaking of Red Sox stuff, what a crazy game tonight. I'd have switched it off in the 4th but I was rebuilding my hlt to fix a hex coil fitting that decided to weep last brew day and I was too busy with that to change the channel. Glad I didn't!

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[j1laskey]

Not looking good for Hanley

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

So this was "good behavior" Hanley in a year to collect his $20m vesting option on top of the normal $20m.

Bobby Williams. Recent Celtic nba draft. Take notes. Show up for your introduction to a team that might sign a million dollar contract with you. Did you hear that phone conference? We know what road this kid is gonna travel.

 

[j1laskey]

Ssshhhhhhh.....he’s sleeping

 

[Cape Brewing]

I’d rather have John Daly on a bender use my change purse as a tee than watch a baseball game

 

[j1laskey]

Who has time to watch baseball? I’m to busy watching channel 7 to get my inside scoops

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I have the same feeling about soccer. There was nothing else on and that was going to be the night I got into the world cup. England vs Tunisia. I just couldn't do it.

It was a high scoring game too. 1-1

 

[smurfjuice]

Good defensive game ...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I have the same feeling about soccer. There was nothing else on and that was going to be the night I got into the world cup. England vs Tunisia. I just couldn't do it.

It was a high scoring game too. 1-1

I struggle with soccer because of the flopping. NBA is starting to catch up on that front.

 

[bob1852]

I struggle with soccer because of the flopping. NBA is starting to catch up on that front.

Yet you're a Gronkowski fan...

He's the biggest flopper of all time.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yet you're a Gronkowski fan...

He's the biggest flopper of all time.

And your junk is the tiniest flopper of all time

 

[j1laskey]

Was Sweeney’s acquisition of Rich Nash worth missing out on the first round of the draft?

 

[j1laskey]

Disregard that last question....why won’t Paul’s foot go away!?!? GO AWAY.

 

[j1laskey]

Which mod do I owe a beer too [emoji482]

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Disregard that last question....why won’t Paul’s foot go away!?!? GO AWAY. View attachment 576452

Zombie foot. Next time you see Paulie you need to drive a wooden stake thru his foot.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

I think the wooden stake is for vampires... Zombies need their heads removed, perhaps on that foot the great toe would suffice.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Oh I don't care if someone kills that foot. I just want someone to surprise him.

 

[day_trippr]

I was hoping he'd see someone medically qualified to figure out how bad it actually is...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He burned those bridges a long time ago.

 

[the_bird]

Meh. Run some dirt on it, ya pussy.

EDIT: Just testing to see which words AREN'T being ******* censored.

 

[day_trippr]

lol! I don't know how deep the censoring rabbit hole goes, but ****ing is definitely not going to get through

 

[paulthenurse]

Hi biatches! I see you all missed me, couldn’t stop talking about me while I was down in Curaçao. Took SWMBO, Spawn 1, 2 & 3, Boyfriend 1, and a niece and nephew scuba diving. The all inclusive hotel had some serious issues (three days in a row I got back post dive to find my card wouldn’t open the friggin’ door) but with free unlimited food and booze they bought themselves some slack.

The diving was quite nice. And my foot is still attached. Barely.

 

[6Tap]

Hi biatches! I see you all missed me, couldn’t stop talking about me while I was down in Curaçao. Took SWMBO, Spawn 1, 2 & 3, Boyfriend 1, and a niece and nephew scuba diving. The all inclusive hotel had some serious issues (three days in a row I got back post dive to find my card wouldn’t open the friggin’ door) but with free unlimited food and booze they bought themselves some slack.

The diving was quite nice. And my foot is still attached. Barely.

Welcome back Hoss. See any interesting things swimming around?

 

[paulthenurse]

Very pretty reef systems. This trip was all about getting the new divers comfortable. Three had around twenty dives, two about ten and two just got certified last week. They all improved tremendously by the final dive.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Surprised there were no reported sightings of the Great North American Milky Pale Whale in the local media down there.

“You can tell the Milky Pale by its striking resemblance to a zip lock bag full of mayonnaise.”

 

[HoppyDaze]

Still trying to decide my winter '19 tropical trip location. May do something simple like Mexico, but the Caribbean is sooo nice.