The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

Don’t knock standing standing around spitting and scratching your nads till you’ve tried it. There are far worse ways to pass some time.

This is Masstoberfest.

 

[paulthenurse]

Only with good food and beer.

 

[DakotaRules]

I'm awake from the dead! What up *******! How is everyone?

 

[paulthenurse]

Great. How was the opera?

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya know Dakota if you didn’t spend all day posting sh!t that no one understands on LinkedIn you could spend more time here with us, your pseudo family.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

hey dakota

 

[the_bird]

Don’t knock standing standing around spitting and scratching your nads till you’ve tried it. There are far worse ways to pass some time.

Eh, I don't know. There's a reason I don't go to Masstoberfest any more.

 

[paulthenurse]

Have you ever missed one?

 

[smurfjuice]

I have 2 words ... Rask sux !!!

 

[day_trippr]

That's the same goalie that helped get the Bs into the playoffs?
That guy just made a glove save that was uncanny.

Anyway, how 'bout that tying Bergeron goal. A beauty of a give-and-go play. Suhweet!

 

[paulthenurse]

On 95 S in CT. Did Marchand really like a guy?

 

[paulthenurse]

Lick

 

[paulthenurse]

Cause if he did I figure Yeager will he sporting a pair of Super Tacks by noon tomorrow.

 

[smurfjuice]

That's the same goalie that helped get the Bs into the playoffs?
That guy just made a glove save that was uncanny.

Anyway, how 'bout that tying Bergeron goal. A beauty of a give-and-go play. Suhweet!

He's not consistent ...

 

[day_trippr]

Well that's true. Consistency is extra hard in the playoffs...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Heh heh, ^^^ he said "extra hard"... What the hell happened? Cat got everybody's tongue? No snarky comments for a week?

 

[smurfjuice]

Waiting for mother's day to get behind us ...

 

[day_trippr]

Wow. That's a bit on the randy side for an HBT chick, ainna?

Cheers!

[ps] How 'bout them Celtics? No idea if they'll advance vs Lebron/Cleveland but holy cow what a great game to open the series!

 

[bob1852]

So Cape, how'd you get your sign back from PTN?

 

[paulthenurse]

Once I got it home and realized how cheaply it was made I gave it back. I’ve got standards. They may not be very high but...

 

[Cape Brewing]

So Cape, how'd you get your sign back from PTN?

Jesus H.... the freakin sign. That effin mushroom clouded into 100 times bigger of a deal than it should of.

It’s a really, really small town and once we put it out there, I was confident we would have it back quickly. You can’t fart loudly in our town without everyone knowing about it inside of nine minutes.

I put that post out on the book of faces Friday morning and when we opened at noon on Saturday, we were given a name.

I reached out to the person and explained that we have a large number of regulars who are Norton cops and state troopers (which is 100% true) and that I was going to start chatting with them as they came in on Saturday.

The sign was back at 3:30.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm morphing into Dakota. Da Fuq!!!!


Took my Mom, Alice and Spawn #3 to the Wang Center yesterday. It's not the ridiculous cost of the tickets nor the equally ridiculous cost of dinner for everyone afterwards. It's not the $40 to park my truck. It's not the traffic to go pick up Mom nor the traffic to bring her home. It's not missing a day of getting the boat ready or missing a chance to get my work hours done at the club. It's not even having to wear a jacket and tie on my day off.

No. It's the ear worm of "Doe-A-Frigging-Deer" that is turning my brain to mush.

 

[smurfjuice]

Sounds bad ...

 

[wrongway]

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

A female deer...

 

[paulthenurse]

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

LOL

 

[paulthenurse]

Please,a pound of morphine in my braaaaaaaaain.,,,

 

[smurfjuice]

Worst i've seen in years.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Let's Go!!!!!!!!!!