The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Please don’t feed the animals.

 

[paulthenurse]

^^^ I'm totally on board with nixing the sport talk.

You’ll note that the expression isn’t “Diagraming sentences, Apple pie and Chevrolet,” ya Commie bastid.

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[Hoppy2bmerry]

I'll have you know that I know who my parents are...

 

[paulthenurse]

I said diagraming. Not diaphragming. Your alleged Dad loved baseball.

 

[paulthenurse]

This kid Anderson is going to steal this game

 

[Master]

Long time no see Massholes.

I've been busy with new job, wife having brain surgery, and general insanity caused by being the last semi responsible human in my family.

Wife did mostly OK on the surgery. Doc didn't put the MUTE button in, and she still likes the Spankees, I think he left some of the tumor in.

 

[day_trippr]

Rask > Anderson, Bruins > Maple Leafs

Last three games have been tough to watch but they got it done. On to the Lightning!

 

[paulthenurse]

That’s a hell of a post Master. Hope she does well. Even if she is a Yankees fan

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Browsing the packy during lunch and saw the best named local IPA by Wachusetts: Mass Soul

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Well, did you get some so you can tell us how it tastes?

Also @Master sounds like you and your spouse have been through a lot. Keep up your good sense of humor. Tumors/cancer suck, and hey, not all Yankee fans are bad. Be well!

 

[day_trippr]

^heretic!^ She must burn!!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Oh come on, they haven't even been able to buy a great team in a while... Not that I give a rats rear about baseball.

 

[paulthenurse]

Oh look at that, she’s in the same club is Cape and Hoppy.

 

[day_trippr]

"The Boring Club"?

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

Long time no see Massholes.

I've been busy with new job, wife having brain surgery, and general insanity caused by being the last semi responsible human in my family.

Wife did mostly OK on the surgery. Doc didn't put the MUTE button in, and she still likes the Spankees, I think he left some of the tumor in.

Best wishes man. Hope wife heals well. Modern medicine is getting more and more awesome. A toast for your family!

 

[paulthenurse]

"The Boring Club"?

Every fiber in my being is screaming out “The Dickless Club” but I don’t want to have to listen to Cape whining “Me Too!”

 

[Cape Brewing]

So obsessed.

It’s actually bordering on stalking at this point.

It’s creepy

 

[paulthenurse]

I’m just looking for free beer at the Sluice Box.

 

[paulthenurse]

Took LSU off her trailer today by myself. Three struts and two axles to jack/crib her through. I am officially beat. Almost too tired to raise a beer to my lips. Fortunately I’m dedicated.

Painting the bottom is going to have to wait a week or two, FAMOBS next weekend. This Monday to Friday sh!t has to go.

 

[bob1852]

Your neighbors must be so happy.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Took some back roads to avoid the Sagamore Bridge and decided to hit Fisherman's View. Highly recommend. Dining room has a view right on the canal. This is the lobster fra diavolo. There's clams, shrimps, mussels and pasta under there.

 

[smurfjuice]

Took LSU off her trailer today by myself. Three struts and two axles to jack/crib her through. I am officially beat. Almost too tired to raise a beer to my lips. Fortunately I’m dedicated.
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Painting the bottom is going to have to wait a week or two, FAMOBS next weekend. This Monday to Friday sh!t has to go.

You have now no room for Bertha ... just sayin'

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Every fiber in my being is screaming out “The Dickless Club” but I don’t want to have to listen to Cape whining “Me Too!”

I happen to know many women that watch the game, though I don't know why. Bunch of guys standing around spitting and scratching their nads waiting for the pitcher to throw. At least boxers are shirtless and with the gloves on they aren't wasting time scratching at their junk because they can't. LOL

 

[paulthenurse]

Your neighbors must be so happy.

My neighbors live near me. They’re thrilled.

 

[paulthenurse]

Bunch of guys standing around spitting and scratching their nads waiting for the pitcher to throw.

Don’t knock standing standing around spitting and scratching your nads till you’ve tried it. There are far worse ways to pass some time.

 

[smurfjuice]

Took LSU off her trailer today by myself. Three struts and two axles to jack/crib her through. I am officially beat. Almost too tired to raise a beer to my lips. Fortunately I’m dedicated.
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Painting the bottom is going to have to wait a week or two, FAMOBS next weekend. This Monday to Friday sh!t has to go.

Hmmm, freshly dug ground. more hookers methinks ...

 

[Cape Brewing]

... surprised he didn’t get a shot of the unfinished pizza oven in there too

 

[bob1852]

... surprised he didn’t get a shot of the unfinished pizza oven in there too

He did...

 

[paulthenurse]

You funny.

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Don’t knock standing standing around spitting and scratching your nads till you’ve tried it. There are far worse ways to pass some time.

There's a big difference between doing it, and watching someone doing it, is there not?