The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

You should be bilking those old people of their money Hoppy. Come on!!!

"$2000 OPM counting fee?"

"Yup. That's the going rate"

 

[paulthenurse]

As a highly trained professional who gets to bill Medicare, I’m all for bilking old people out of their money.

Not that I would ever do...

“Hey Granny, get back in your room and knit. Only three more sweaters and you’ll have your CBC paid for, then you can start knitting for your EKG”


Ok, sorry for the interruption. Where was I?

 

[day_trippr]

Other People's Money, *******...

 

[HoppyDaze]

you're really good at acronyms

 

[day_trippr]

Uh huh. Lotta traffic at your mall kiosk this week?

Sox rolled the Orioles handily tonite. I have to say this team is looking far better than any April team in recent memory...

 

[paulthenurse]

They don’t hand out rings on May first

 

[day_trippr]

Of course. Otoh there have been years where the grave diggers were out in force by now.

Killer B's are off to a good start tonight...

 

[paulthenurse]

 

[Yooper]

If you had bothered to click on the link you would have seen that you're standing pat at five whole bucks.

You know... the same five bucks I coughed up to start the whole foolish idea.



I thought more people loved you. Guess I was wrong.

I told you! Nobody loves me. 'Cept you. And I'm worth a whole $5 to you. No love for da Yooper no place.

 

[the_bird]

I'd pay five dollars for you to come hang out with us. I ain't paying five dollars and then having to go see Paulie.

 

[day_trippr]

Wow. Tough crowd today

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's a 3rd party slush fund Yoop. For you to contribute to and tell Bob "Look! People have already paid for my trip. I have to go!"

Plus you can't possibly miss the acoustic set. I hear it's going to be a rager.

 

[day_trippr]

What a gawdawful day for a Marathon. Even the ducks are hiding today...

 

[paulthenurse]

Plus you can't possibly miss the acoustic set. I hear it's going to be a rager.

If I had a hammer
I’d hammer on Capes head
I’d hammer on Yeager
And on Smurfy too....

 

[Cape Brewing]

So obsessed.

 

[paulthenurse]

Nah, not really.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

hello all

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Thirsty

 

[day_trippr]

Sox teeing off in Anaheim.
4th inning, 10 hits, half of them HRs, 9-1.
Woof!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Betts seems a little bit rusty. Ohtani was all over the place. Kind of looked like the jitters

 

[paulthenurse]

I agree. Didn’t he actually swing and miss at a pitch last night?

 

[paulthenurse]

Dammit! Broken shoelace. Faaaaaaaaq!

 

[smurfjuice]

Not bad for a guy who can't see his feet ...

 

[paulthenurse]

Little blue guys suck.

 

[HoppyDaze]

No one wants to hear your Viagra stories.

 

[smurfjuice]

Little blue guys suck.

 

[day_trippr]

Sox are rockin' again in Anaheim. Devers hits a slam and they're up 6-zip in the 3rd.
Lovin' this team so far

 

[Cape Brewing]

Meh

 

[paulthenurse]

Cora is the first rookie manager to go 15 - 2

 

[paulthenurse]

Sox have a +60 run differential. Next closest is Toronto at +38.

On the flip side, Cincinnati is at -48.

 

[HoppyDaze]

what an exciting time

 

[paulthenurse]

Meh

You really do have ********* down to a fine art. I salute you.[emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106]

 

[paulthenurse]

what an exciting time

You too. [emoji106][emoji106][emoji106][emoji106]

 

[day_trippr]

Interesting who the two "I need everyone to know I don't care about baseball" folks are...

 

[HoppyDaze]

I need nothing from yous, trust me.

 

[bob1852]

Day_Tripper's DVR must be nearly full of meaningless early season baseball games he'll re-watch this fall.


"Ooooooh, do you guys remember than 2-1 pitch in the 3rd inning of the 12th game of the season??????? I just watched it again last night....a slider!!! Can you even believe it?!?!?!?"

 

[day_trippr]

And another ****** bag heard from.
That's awesome you three don't like baseball. Tell us more!

Because everyone knows the early season games are meaningless...
https://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2018/4/19/17257140/reds-bryan-price-mack-jenkins-fired-rebuild



Sox are 16-2 after sweeping the Angels out of Anaheim.
The bandwagon is rolling...

 

[day_trippr]

Bruins are gonna close their series out Saturday.
Bank...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Interesting who the two "I need everyone to know I don't care about baseball" folks are...

... yeah... they’re the ones born well after 1921.

Let’s just say baseball is attractive to a certain.... “age demographic”. It’s more their speed

 

[bluemoose]

RIP Gil Santos.