The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

I just noticed PTN is a "forum supporter". You cheap f&$@. Like you're not on this site enough?

I don't even know what you're talking about?

 

[paulthenurse]

And then, Cape's bartender at The Bog walks over to the plaque on the wall of the taproom and says, "Wow, I always thought Paulthenurse was like a Greek God or something... I didn't know he was a real, super cool person..."

Fortunately, I've worked in an ER for > 20 years and I was able to attend to Cape as he had a 'moment' thrashing violently and helplessly on the floor.

It's all part of my charming skill set... You know... like an Irish/Greek god.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Brian, want a Guinness with your Souvlaki?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Luckily anyone who knows you appreciates that about .5% of any of that is true

 

[paulthenurse]

Tell us the parts I made up.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Everything other than the bartender said words

 

[the_bird]

Some people heard "Greek God"; others heard "fat slob." Who's to say who was correct?

 

[paulthenurse]

That was nice.

 

[smurfjuice]

Bird shoots from the hip ...

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey. You *******, do I gotta do everything around here? Somebody say sumpin stoopid.

 

[Stealthcruiser]

Noob.
Full of stupid stuff, but shy and introverted.....

 

[Yooper]

Hey. You *******, do I gotta do everything around here? Somebody say sumpin stoopid.

That is so obviously your job that I will not even dignify that with a comment.

Wait. I commented. Damn. You got me.

 

[paulthenurse]

Wrong. I'm officially smaht. Wicked pissah smaht. Or at least it will be official in 9 days. Then all you dummies can kiss my arse, I'm going to start hanging out on WickedSmahtGuyTalk.com. And none of youse are smaht enough to get in.

 

[Stealthcruiser]

And none of youse are smaht enough to get in.

I'm relieved.......

 

[smurfjuice]

.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Wrong. I'm officially smaht. Wicked pissah smaht. Or at least it will be official in 9 days. Then all you dummies can kiss my arse, I'm going to start hanging out on WickedSmahtGuyTalk.com. And none of youse are smaht enough to get in.

Sounds like you better get on your couch water ski adventure before you become a responsible member of society. After 9 days you shouldn't do anything stupid.

 

[paulthenurse]

I gutz to be me.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Doctors are some of the dumbest people I know....more evidence here.

 

[paulthenurse]

Once again, I find myself agreeing with Hoppy. Da fuq? Wiered

 

[paulthenurse]

Driving home from Long Island. Went to look at s new boat. Nothing like copping a squat alongside 95. View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1494959149.415937.jpg

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Homer buckets are handy. Hopefully, you dumped it portside.

 

[paulthenurse]

I pictured HeWhoMustNotBeMentioned bobbing alongside the port side of the boat...

Bingo!!!! It was like the Mother Of All Sh!t Splats. Direct Hit!!!

"Oh sorry, R**kie. What are YOU doing down there...? My bad."

 

[paulthenurse]

On the sad side... the title isn't clear from the 1990 loan. Lost paperwork from a defunct bank. Keep looking.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I think that means you can just climb on board and take it. Keys are under the seat.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... i went today to look at a new house... was totally gonna buy it but... there is this whole bank thing so. I passed.

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[Cape Brewing]

You shoulda seen the car I was gonna buy...

 

[paulthenurse]

You should have bought out Augie Busch when you had the chance.

******.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh I absolutely was. There was this whole Treasury Dept issue though and I just figured, "bahhh. Heck with it"

 

[paulthenurse]

Shareholders meeting. The natives may be a bit restless.
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[paulthenurse]

Drinking with Dean the brewer, Yeager, and Steve of Witches Brew fameView attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1495121016.919822.jpg