The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Stealthcruiser]

You'd rather eat me than any one of the 1000 homeless folks on the sidewalk

If grilled, would there be a grease fire?.......

 

[paulthenurse]

And the n00b for two points.

 

[the_bird]

If grilled, would there be a grease fire?.......

He'd be charred to a crisp on the inside, but still raw in the middle.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I thought we went over this. You need to drill holes in your pan to let the fat run off easily.

 

[bluemoose]

Deep fried Paul? I betcha Cape could arrange it. I heard deep frying was a specialty of his.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

MegaTun Sous Vide?

 

[Melana]

He'd be charred to a crisp on the inside, but still raw in the middle.

And gritty.

 

[Stealthcruiser]

And the n00b for two points.

I'll be here all week........

 

[paulthenurse]

Masstoberfest is going to be SO much better this year cause none of you guys are going to be invited.

 

[Melana]

So the girls are still invited?

 

[paulthenurse]

Only the hot ones.

 

[Melana]

I guess I will see you when you invite the trolls.

 

[paulthenurse]

I just learned that today is National Napping Day.

Maybe the sweet baby Jeezuz doesn't hate me after all.

 

[bluemoose]

Enjoy Stella Massholes.

 

[smurfjuice]

Out of kindness i suppose ...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The old emergency brake trick..... Time for a new pair of undies

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la-GnD1wyrQ[/ame]

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKSl9vhiLaU[/ame]

 

[day_trippr]

So we got around 16" of concrete from this storm, and after clearing the drive and walkways I was friggin' beat like a rental car.

Just want to drink enough to knock my a$$ into bed...

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

Stella wasn't too bad here today because it changed to rain, torrential rain... Hubby and I pushed the slush around, then I made it a brew day.

 

[paulthenurse]

Can somebody tell me when we started naming freaking snowstorms? I mean seriously? I mean really, what are we, Okla- f'ing- homa? And why was there no school today? Dah fuq?

 

[bluemoose]

Hey you kids, get off my lawn. Dah fuq?

This is all I heard.

 

[day_trippr]

fwiw, schools were on in my area, and we got ~16" of concrete air-dropped on us in 8 hours yesterday.
Eastern Massholes are clearly wimps...

Cheers!

 

[Hoppy2bmerry]

IDK, Paul. In the 1990s we had two severe nor'easters the so-called 100 year storm and another they called the storm of the century. Last year they named a blizzard. Do they name their tornados in OK? They really do some stupid sh!t there.

 

[smurfjuice]

fwiw, schools were on in my area, and we got ~16" of concrete air-dropped on us in 8 hours yesterday.
Eastern Massholes are clearly wimps...

Cheers!

Sorry, but some of us Eastern Massholes spent 12 hours plowing this concrete
you speak of. iffin' we be whimpy, so be it ... just saying'. ayup' ...

Look PTN, used only one smiley ...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Don't drink and plow.

 

[paulthenurse]

^^^^Smurf riding the big rig.^^^^

 

[smurfjuice]

Ayup', could of used that Tuesday ...

 

[paulthenurse]

Tell me it's not really snowing again.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Very strange winter um spring. March has been on average colder than the winter months of dec,jan and feb. I was out chopping ice off my driveway yesterday and a couple of blackflies and mosquitoes were out flying around the mounds of snow. At least their buddies will be dead today.

 

[day_trippr]

Tell me it's not really snowing again.

Ok, "It's not snowing again".
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[paulthenurse]

Thank you.