The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

Lots of Boston schools representing the american junior hockey team winning the gold. What a game. 3.5 hrs of hockey and crying canadians in the streets of Montreal.

 

[day_trippr]

Very cool indeed.
Troy Terry is a fellow DU Pioneer ('74 here) which adds a little extra
Too bad he's Duck property...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

'74!?!? Jesus. You're almost half Paul's age.

Careful... its snowed last night. Don't break a hip.

 

[day_trippr]

'74!?!? Jesus. You're almost half Paul's age.

Careful... its snowed last night. Don't break a hip.

I'm wicked old but still skied the top of a very boney Cannon all last week...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm wicked old but still skied the top of a very boney Cannon all last week...

Cheers!

Yeah... not as much coverage up there as I would like. I went out and skied Vail and Breck just before xmas and we lucked out as they were about 95% open and then I've been up to Gunstock for a couple days. It was only about 50% open but what was open was in beautiful shape.

Gunstock is our "home mountain" only because my family has a cabin in Center Harbor so it's a really quick drive to Guilford. Plus my boys are 9 and 11, are just starting to get on the blacks so, while its a tiny mt, it's enough for them. (And the pub there has a decent tap list)

 

[paulthenurse]

No one cares.

 

[paulthenurse]

Speaking of 70's HS grads I found this recently...

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That is one handsome Charlie Gopher.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah, no one cares about skiing but everyone's riveted by the 1950's **** pic?


"Hey kids... i have some candy right here in my van"

 

[the_bird]

"Hey Billy, do you want to play 'seamen'?"

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Gather 'round kids! It's time to play 'find the torpedo!' "

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

"Hey kids... i have some candy right here in my van"

That candy doesn't have a chance.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hahahaha

 

[bob1852]

No one cares.

Especially when he calls it the "Breck" like a 20-something hipster pot head.

 

[paulthenurse]

You're all jealous 'cause the Coasties got all the hot chicks.

 

[paulthenurse]

What's even funnier is that he's tossing out "Breck" and Vail then claims that "Gunstock is my home mountain." What's Gunstock have for vertical drop? 800 feet?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No... that's your girth


And yeah, sorry my home mountain isn't freakin 2,200 miles away. Ya jackwad

 

[paulthenurse]

You wear a f'ing cowboy hat and sing John Denver songs when you're being cool at Breck, don't you?

 

[paulthenurse]

"I was born in the summer of my 37th year...."

 

[Cape Brewing]

You wear a f'ing cowboy hat and sing John Denver songs when you're being cool at Breck, don't you?

No.

Who's John Denver?

 

[paulthenurse]

He was a poser who wore cowboy hats and sang songs at 'Breck.'

 

[bob1852]

Cape and PTN!

 

[paulthenurse]

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"Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy...."

 

[Cape Brewing]

He was a poser who wore cowboy hats and sang songs at 'Breck.'

Your face is a poser

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm picturing you during your trip to "Breck." Hanging out in the hot tub après ski, drooling over the girls, slurping down some beers and being an all around pervert.



"Hey there Little Momma, have you been coming here to Breck for long? I came out for the Patriots game and then decided to make a Slay-cation out of it. Yep, I own a brewery back home, a BIG brewery. It's name? Uhhh... Bog Inn. I'm sure you've heard of me. Sure would like to see your mash tun. Get it? That was brewers humor. Have I mentioned that I own a brewery and that I'm a jet setter? Look, I'm here at Breck. Alone. In a hot tub. With yo....... Hey, where are you going?"

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[day_trippr]

Wait - the movie's over already??

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yup. Nailed it.

 

[day_trippr]

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Big Papi livin' large...

 

[smurfjuice]

Vera nice ... :beard:

 

[HoppyDaze]

Especially when he calls it the "Breck" like a 20-something hipster pot head.

You better adjust your perspective on "pot heads" with where you're heading.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus Hoppy... just move to freakin Mass and get it over with. Christ... so obsessed with us.

Isn't there some cool "Seattle D-Nozzle Hootinanny" thread you could creep stalk?