The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

oh

 

[paulthenurse]

Then, one time in band camp...

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Then, one time in band camp...

Yes

 

[Yooper]

For Masstoberfest, is the "admission" still socks? Plain old athletic socks?

Are there any other needs for the shelter that we can help with? I happen to know where I can find a few bars of very nice soap......................

 

[ThatVideoKid]

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Boy this place is packed cape

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nah... Not yet its not. It's early still. It'll get more crowded as the night goes on.

I'm not there. I work Thurs nights.

Are you in a baseball hat with a beard? Sitting at the hightop table? (That's an old whiskey barrel that was sitting in my driveway until i made the table out of it)

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Nah I'm a guy who looks 16 sitting by the door. With a lame gluten free dude

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jack's Abby shirt and red shirt?? Or closer to the door? (I can't see closer to the door). I'm creepin' on all the security cameras. (Mostly just trying to get a good shot of Nicole our bartender. )

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Yeah I'm the jacks Abby guy

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Also haha nice

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

is that PTN in the red, oh wait, that guy isint "large" enough

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Nah he's just some ****bag who can't drink beer. I dragged him here

 

[Melana]

nah he's just some ****bag who can't drink beer. I dragged him here

ptn?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Too bad Jump Back isn't on. That's probably our most popular IPA. The Middle Child is pouring solid still but it's, literally, the last keg we have from that batch. Stinger just came out but the others are more popular.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Yeah I had the mild, cowduck, Joe and Robble. Just got another flight of the IPAs and big tart

 

[Melana]

For Masstoberfest, is the "admission" still socks? Plain old athletic socks?

Are there any other needs for the shelter that we can help with? I happen to know where I can find a few bars of very nice soap......................

Even The Alchemist has their own soap.

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[bluemoose]

That's a bunch of crap. Everybody knows people in Vermont don't use soap. Totally photoshopped.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Yeah I had the mild, cowduck, Joe and Robble. Just got another flight of the IPAs and big tart

Cowduck?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oooo. Soap. That would be pretty cool

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Cowduck?

Too bad Jump Back isn't on. That's probably our most popular IPA. The Middle Child is pouring solid still but it's, literally, the last keg we have from that batch. Stinger just came out but the others are more popular.

Oooo. Soap. That would be pretty cool

Cow duck? what beer is that, I don't think I have seen that one yet

 

[Melana]

That's a bunch of crap. Everybody knows people in Vermont don't use soap. Totally photoshopped.

It's legit soap for the tourists!

 

[ThatVideoKid]

I could go for some straight mosaic soap

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Vermont's a pretty alternative state. You might have to do some searching to find that version.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

Cow duck? what beer is that, I don't think I have seen that one yet

I think it was a wit?

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey!!!! I've got a GREAT idea! Melana, you make hop scented soap for Cape to sell at the Bog. Then Cape can get a bunch of other artsy fartsy 'local' products to go with it. And I'll build a pizza oven next to the mash tun...


We'll be billionaires.

 

[j1laskey]

Maybe you guys should get tent at SOWA......

 

[ThatVideoKid]

I'll make a commercial for all this artsy fartsy stuff, and sneak it into the queue at the station. Plus I'll make cascade pickles

 

[paulthenurse]

You should get Hoppy to help you. He's been smoking pickles forever.

 

[ThatVideoKid]

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Just got to work

 

[Melana]

Yooper makes soap!