paulthenurse
Fecal Transplant Super Donor
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I'm working out on the Island at the homeless shelter today. On the way in I decided to celebrate Opening Day so I stopped at a Walmart and bought a hotplate and a stockpot, 8 packs of dogs and rolls and mustard. Once I got the dogs cooked up I announced on the loudspeakers that in hoor of Opening Day we were conducting a blood pressure clininc and anyone who came and got their blood presure checked would get a hot dog. I damn near started a stampede. I got 58 people to come down to get their pressure checked. I was feeling pretty pleased with myself until I looked on my desktop and there were 58 charts there.
"Biance, why are all these charts on my desktop?"
"Because you have to document on all of them."
"No, all we did was check their blood pressure."
"Right, and now YOU have to document it."
"****"
"Biance, why are all these charts on my desktop?"
"Because you have to document on all of them."
"No, all we did was check their blood pressure."
"Right, and now YOU have to document it."
"****"