The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

Someone PLEASE switch PTN to decaf.

 

[Melana]

Paul - did you help Yeager brew this weekend???

 

[paulthenurse]

Nope. It took me a week to get the blueberry stains off my hands after the last time.

 

[bluemoose]

Here's hoping he gets switched back to night shift.

 

[Melana]

Nope. It took me a week to get the blueberry stains off my hands after the last time.

Did not realize that Smurfie was there too.

 

[the_bird]

I really don't want to see Smurfie's juice, all over Yeager's wife or not.

 

[paulthenurse]

Eeeeuuuuuuuuuuu!

 

[DirtyDawg10]

PTN...it was all there. I had great stories, pictures of Tom Brady's wife naked, everything was there and more. Guess you used that Ignore feature and ended up missing it. Live and learn I guess.

 

[paulthenurse]

Nice try, N00b. There is only one person on this thread so obnoxious that he got a Universal Ignore and you ain't him.

Nips or better or gtfo.


Oh wait. This ain't the Boneyard. Never mind.

 

[DirtyDawg10]

Here's one of Gisele riding my big white horse...

 

[day_trippr]

Close enough...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Solid work. Solid, solid work.

Welcome to the thread, son.

 

[DirtyDawg10]

Solid work. Solid, solid work.

Welcome to the thread, son.

Thanks, Dad!

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm going to have to introduce you to Cape. The two of you have a lot in common.

 

[DirtyDawg10]

Sounds good!

Hey, are you really a nurse or do you just play one on a beer forum?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Don't fall for it Paulie. Pictures of women with animals? This has Cape written all over it!

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey, are you really a nurse or do you just play one on a beer forum?

Ya I'm a nurse, but I wish I was a plumber. The money is the same, the smells are the same and the hours are way better.

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't fall for it Paulie. Pictures of women with animals? This has Cape written all over it!

Why would Cape invent himself a little brother? Is he that pathological that he needs...

Dawg, tell me about your Mom.

 

[DakotaRules]

Paul I love how you've been quoting yourself lately.


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[paulthenurse]

Quoting myself? Where did I quote myself? Reference a joke from three years ago maybe but quoting myself? Never.

 

[DirtyDawg10]

Ya I'm a nurse, but I wish I was a plumber. The money is the same, the smells are the same and the hours are way better.

Haha...love it! The hours do suck. A good friend of mine is a nurse so we don't get to drink beer together as often as we should.

Why would Cape invent himself a little brother? Is he that pathological that he needs...

Dawg, tell me about your Mom.

I don't have an older brother. I do have two younger brothers.

My Mom rides a Harley. A Road King Classic to be exact. Of course I did say rides because my Dad does the driving. OK...I reread that and just threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[paulthenurse]

I don't have an older brother...

My Mom rides a Harley.

I might have a surprise for you. Search for an old thread of mine called Drunken Ramblngs (No "i" in Ramblings, I was drunk). Might make interesting reading. At least up until it went off the rails.

 

[DirtyDawg10]

lol...that was great. You and Cape have a long and storied history I see.

This was pretty funny too...

"I laughed, I cried, I threw up a little in my mouth." NY Times

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I might have a surprise for you. Search for an old thread of mine called Drunken Ramblngs (No "i" in Ramblings, I was drunk). Might make interesting reading. At least up until it went off the rails.

Did you just quote a whole thread!?

 

[paulthenurse]

lol...that was great. You and Cape have a long and storied history I see.

This was pretty funny too...

Apparently you missed the part in there about you and Cape maybe being brothers.

 

[paulthenurse]

Did you just quote a whole thread!?

Go big or go home.

I don't feel bad about that, I'm not EXACTLY quoting myself, more referencing an earlier publication. (Damn, I didn't use APA format. Crap! Oh well, the only one who would probably notice that I didn't cite myself properly is the_birds birdette and she's way too smart to waste her time hanging around here.)

 

[homebeerbrewer]

... At least up until it went off the rails.

That happened when you signed up for this forum.

 

[DirtyDawg10]

Apparently you missed the part in there about you and Cape maybe being brothers.

No, I saw that. You already admitted you were Cape's Dad. Was your calling me "Son" another admission? If so then that would make us half brothers.

I'll stare at that pic of Gisele and send you some of the resulting DNA. You can have it tested and this will be settled. PM me your address.



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[yeager1977]

No, I saw that. You already admitted you were Cape's Dad. Was your calling me "Son" another admission? If so then that would make us half brothers.

I'll stare at that pic of Gisele and send you some of the resulting DNA. You can have it tested and this will be settled. PM me your address.



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That is the most disgusting thing anyone has said on this thread.




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[day_trippr]

That is the most disgusting thing anyone has said on this thread.

Really?

That's kinda surprising...

Cheers!