The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[yeager1977]

In storage at my neighbors. Don't have fermenter capacity for 45 gallons yet


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[paulthenurse]

He's down in the cellar racking out of your old plastic conicals (oooops, did I just let out a secret?) five gallons at a time. It's f'ing painful to watch.


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[paulthenurse]

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[paulthenurse]

Ponderous, man. F'ing ponderous!


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[yeager1977]

Yet he will gladly drink the beer I make......


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[paulthenurse]

So since the last time I've been here Her Imperial LeeAnne-ness has set up a movie studio in the basement with klieg lights and reflecting screen, the whole works.

"WTF, you producing pornos down here?"

"Not me, it's my wife's hobby."

Then he thought about what he had just said and started back peddling like Lance Armstrong.

"Photography. Really. She doesn't do pornos with me."

I just looked at him.

"No, I mean we don't do pornos together,"

I keep looking at him.

"Sh!t. I'm just going to stop talking"






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[Cape Brewing]

that's adorable

 

[paulthenurse]

Now I'm going to wait till his phone beeps, he reads the last post and tries to figure out a way to deny it.


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[yeager1977]

No that's pretty much how it went.....


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[Melana]

No that's pretty much how it went.....


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Funny!

Chris - I have enough space to hold 20 gallons right now if you want to split a 45G batch?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

you might need to hold more than 20 gallons

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I see Bog is officially on the acbf list. Are you guys going to finally splurge on scantily clad Bog servers?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm just going to wear a cut off tank top.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

cant be any worse than last year, begging PTN at the last minute to help out

 

[Cape Brewing]

cant be any worse than last year, begging PTN at the last minute to help out

wrong fest... quality fail though

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

eh, I cant be right everytime

 

[bigjohnmilford]

I'm just going to wear a cut off tank top.

Yoga pants too?


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[revelation]

Remind me to avert my eyes when walking past your display...

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm going to be pouring for The Bog. Just need to decide which set of meson bike shorts and jersey I should pour myself into.


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[ComcastWineRookie]

ill look forward to seeing u there

 

[Yooper]

I'm going to be pouring for The Bog. Just need to decide which set of meson bike shorts and jersey I should pour myself into.


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That sounds so hot. I mean, now that you're a senior citizen and all, it's probably the best you can do.

 

[Cape Brewing]

For the record, Paul will not be pouring on our behalf.

That is all.

Side note: Firkins ordered today for the ACBF... Naturally carbonating the mild and will be pouring it on an engine from a true cask.


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[revelation]

All fancy for ACBF? Didn't you learn last year that it is about getting super drunk in the first 10 minutes and then standing in lines bragging about how drunk you are?

Save the Firkin for something that people might remember you having a firkin... Preferrably involving yoga pants...like a firkin yoga pant night or something...

 

[paulthenurse]

For the record, Paul will not be pouring on our behalf.

That is all.

That's ok. I'll just stand in front of your booth all day and fart. I'll load up the day before on cabbage and beans so my nearly inexhaustible supply of natural gas will be a cloud of toxic deadly fumes guaranteed to leave those who survive with PTSD. I'll be sure to tell everyone who comes by how great the Bog Water really is, even if it makes one a little gassy.

That is all.


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[paulthenurse]

And I'll definitely be in spandex.


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[homebeerbrewer]

And I'll definitely be in spandex.


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I can picture it now. Paul will turn into the Hindenburg.


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[paulthenurse]

"Oh the humanity!"


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[Cape Brewing]

That's ok. I'll just stand in front of your booth all day and fart. I'll load up the day before on cabbage and beans so my nearly inexhaustible supply of natural gas will be a cloud of toxic deadly fumes guaranteed to leave those who survive with PTSD. I'll be sure to tell everyone who comes by how great the Bog Water really is, even if it makes one a little gassy.

That is all.

I don't think that's true. I think you're just saying that trying to be funny on this thread.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nice looking beef brisket dropped into the brine this morning... fresh corned beef comin' for St. Patty's. BOOM

 

[the_bird]

"Dropping a brisket into the brine" sounds like something you'd do while reading the newspaper.