The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[revelation]

Window treatments? Huh?!?

They are total yoga pant magnets, which appears to be the sole purpose of the tap room.

 

[the_bird]

Sounds like a "Tap-That-Ass Room," if you know what I mean! High-five, bro!








Actually, it doesn't, really. Not at all.

 

[Cape Brewing]

They are total yoga pant magnets, which appears to be the sole purpose of the tap room.

at first I was going to disagree and say that it wasn't ONLY for yoga pants... and that one purpose was for the millions and millions of dollars that are gonna be rainin' up in here....

... but then I realized we're only going for the millions of dollars... for more yoga pants.

 

[revelation]

Isn't that really the only reason men do anything?

 

[Melana]

Just wait until Paul shows up in his yoga pants.

 

[Cape Brewing]

He does and I'll hold you personally responsible for putting the idea in his head... then... I'll take a picture and post it on this thread daily so you have to see it everytime you check this thread.

 

[revelation]

He already posted himself in bike shorts. Yoga pants would be more covering...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He already posted himself in bike shorts. Yoga pants would be more covering...

He already said they were Grundens.

 

[Melana]

He does and I'll hold you personally responsible for putting the idea in his head... then... I'll take a picture and post it on this thread daily so you have to see it everytime you check this thread.

Fine by me... I'm not the only one you'd piss off by doing that!

 

[homebeerbrewer]

I think this thread would die if we had to look at Paul in yoga pants every day.

Either that, or Cape would.

 

[revelation]

Meh, the Internet has taught me how not to see something on a webpage, beit an advertisement or a large man in super tight fuscia yoga pants, easy to avoid looking at it.

 

[the_bird]

I think this thread would die if we had to look at Paul in yoga pants every day.

Either that, or Cape would.

I'd call in a favor from Yooper and have Paulie banned.

Either that, or a favor from Big Vinnie and have him "disappeared".

 

[Melana]

I'd call in a favor from Yooper and have Paulie banned.

Either that, or a favor from Big Vinnie and have him "disappeared".

Two words.... Cement shoes.

 

[Joos]

Tap room is bigger than I expected. You guys gotta get on that, so I can have a new spot to hang out and spend money!
Everyone just things Im in line in the current tasting room. Like I'm there to buy beer and leave without bothering you guys.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Trust me... We're busting our asses in there to get it done.

And yeah... There's some elbow room in there thankfully. We think it's going to be fun.


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[paulthenurse]

I'd call in a favor from Yooper and have Paulie banned.

Yoop ain't gonna ban me. She loves me. And my mad u turn skilz.

 

[nhwrecker]

I'd call in a favor from Yooper and have Paulie banned.

Either that, or a favor from Big Vinnie and have him "disappeared".

Two men go fishing.......one man returns.

Back on the pier, hours later......"say, wasn't there a guy in Grundens with us today?"

then Bird says "Na. He was on the pier before we left, but chickened out. But hey, look, I got twice as much fish as everyone else!"

 

[Melana]

Two men go fishing.......one man returns.

Back on the pier, hours later......"say, wasn't there a guy in Grundens with us today?"

then Bird says "Na. He was on the pier before we left, but chickened out. But hey, look, I got twice as much fish as everyone else!"

Now that's funny.

 

[paulthenurse]

That Mort. He is one funny muttah fukah.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Mort sucks. Anyone who thinks sours suck... sucks


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[Yooper]

Yoop ain't gonna ban me. She loves me. And my mad u turn skilz.

That's totally true. You haz wicked u-turn skills.

I'm not forgetting that I know about your excellent u-turn skills because you're not smart enough to go the right way the first three times, though.

Mort sucks. Anyone who thinks sours suck... sucks

Then I must suck. I'm trying to embrace the sours movement, but I can't. I just can't appreciate a good sour, even though I've tried.

 

[paulthenurse]

Mort sucks. Anyone who thinks sours suck... sucks


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That's just another of the many reasons why Mort sux.

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm not forgetting that I know about your excellent u-turn skills because you're not smart enough to go the right way the first three times, though.

Not smart enough to ignore the peanut gallery in the rear seats perhaps,

 

[Yooper]

Not smart enough to ignore the peanut gallery in the rear seats perhaps,

Rear SEAT, Paul. Singular.

I'm pretty sure the_bird and his wife are now intimately acquainted with me.

 

[paulthenurse]

Party on Wayne.

 

[bob1852]

Any one of you massholes going to NHC this year? (Other than Cape, I know he isn't one of us any more)

 

[revelation]

Yes but Cape is the only one here that has ever met me. You will know me by my complete drunkeness and boorish behavior.

 

[the_bird]

Rear SEAT, Paul. Singular.

I'm pretty sure the_bird and his wife are now intimately acquainted with me.

You're the one who insisted on sitting in my lap. And then making Paulie drive down all the bumpy roads.

 

[paulthenurse]

Faster. Faster. Stop swerving to avoid the bumps, damn it!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Any one of you massholes going to NHC this year? (Other than Cape, I know he isn't one of us any more)

I might actually go after all. They are asking me nonstop to lecture on a few different topics. I might end up giving in and going


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