Isn't that what they use for "real" English fish and chips?
Questions is: We haven't heard back from _bird......
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Yes sir.
I can't believe Paul made it back.
How about _bird? He has no protection. He's probably still frozen to the railing.
yeager1977
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His new name is Ralphie
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Come on Yeager... It wasn't Ralphie that was tossed off of the Stugots.
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ComcastWineRookie
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no that was big vagina
yeager1977
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No but ralphie stuck his tongue to the flag pole... Bird stuck his whole body to the railing.....
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Ah... sorry. My mind went right to the Sopranos.
That was Flip!
Holy ****balls that sucked. Dem seas be snotty. I think I may have misunderestimated how small an eighty foot vessel really is. I put considerably more food into the water than I took out.
The oyster bar, though... that forgave a lot of yesterday's sins.
Not entirely sure what the (very young) waitresses thought of Paul, though. I took a picture just in case.
Not entirely sure what the (very young) waitresses thought of Paul, though. I took a picture just in case.
What oyster bar did you hit?
Matunuck.
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Ummmmmmm. Oysters.
And you should emulate my restaurant charm not mock it. Who charmed the woman at the next table into having her husband buy us dinner?
And you should emulate my restaurant charm not mock it. Who charmed the woman at the next table into having her husband buy us dinner?
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And the waitress was at least 21, she brought us booze.
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Only need to be 18 to serve in MA....
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Whoa whoa... hold the phone... so you're saying going out into the Atlantic in mid-February with Paul... WASN'T fun?????
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As if mid-February and the Atlantic had anything to do with it...
Oh no... obviously not a big part... but it had to frost that cake nicely.
Yea. I saw Matunuck on the yesterday's nightly news. It was the leading story followed by the sexual assault spree going on in the North End. You should hand that cartoon character snapshot to the BPD sketch artist.
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If I only had two weeks to live I'd want to spend it on the LSU in mid-February with PTN...
Mid-Feb would be the best time to be on LSU. It's shrink wrapped and probably fumigated air tight with rat poison.
I'd have gotten less sick ingesting rodenticides for twelve hours than riding on that boat in 15 foot seas yesterday.
Whoa! You went out on LSU? I thought when Paulie said $100 that it was a charter boat. I'm taking back the credit I gave you guys. A charter boat would know how to gaff you back onto the boat. I don't know what's been going on this year but there's been plenty of people kayaking or heading out duck hunting on ocean/river inlets in sub zero weather in the middle of winter.
... and Paul was somehow stumped as to why I would ever turn down such a fantastic opportunity.
No, it was a charter, run by a group of semi-functioning alcoholics.
so did you actually catch anything?
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No, LSU is still under wraps in the backyard. We were on an boat named Island Current III, an 80 foot party boat. Crew of four, at least one of whom (a woman no less) was hammered pretty hard from the moment we left the dock. She looked like she put a lot of time and effort into earning her gin blossoms. The captain was OK, the few times hje came down from the wheelhouse but the mate busted his ass working hard for us. He EARNED his tips, the rest of them not so much. And apparently the full moon in February is when cod spawn and when they're spawning they're not biting. Like we were supposed to know that? I could have easily waited till the end of the month. Or the middle of July, for that matter.
I don't know why you guys are saying yesterday wasn't fun. I actually had a blast. The only thing that bothered me was my cold hands. Taking the gloves off to bait the hook was painful. But that's because I'm a nurse not a construction worker and I don't have a single callus on my hands. The guy on the rail next to me went bare handed all day (not Jay, he frankly didn't spend a whole lot of time fishing). That guy caught more fish than everybody else combined. I did manage to catch the first fish of the day and the last fish of the day. And I might have kept the dogfish if I caught more of them, I happen to like the flavor of them when served as fish and chips but I started the day with high hopes of cod.
I did earn my boy scout merit badge for the day when I saved the good mate from a concussion. After we were done for the day and headed back in I grabbed a beer for myself and Jay. Jay wasn't really able to put anything in his stomach so the mate ended up with his. He sat down on the deck to talk to us and the flip up counter top came crashing down when the ship hit a wave. I saw it happening and lunged to try to grab it but not in time, he saw me lunge and ducked, avoiding getting his skull cracked open by a red C hair. He still got a laceration on the back of his head but no concussion.
I don't know why you guys are saying yesterday wasn't fun. I actually had a blast. The only thing that bothered me was my cold hands. Taking the gloves off to bait the hook was painful. But that's because I'm a nurse not a construction worker and I don't have a single callus on my hands. The guy on the rail next to me went bare handed all day (not Jay, he frankly didn't spend a whole lot of time fishing). That guy caught more fish than everybody else combined. I did manage to catch the first fish of the day and the last fish of the day. And I might have kept the dogfish if I caught more of them, I happen to like the flavor of them when served as fish and chips but I started the day with high hopes of cod.
I did earn my boy scout merit badge for the day when I saved the good mate from a concussion. After we were done for the day and headed back in I grabbed a beer for myself and Jay. Jay wasn't really able to put anything in his stomach so the mate ended up with his. He sat down on the deck to talk to us and the flip up counter top came crashing down when the ship hit a wave. I saw it happening and lunged to try to grab it but not in time, he saw me lunge and ducked, avoiding getting his skull cracked open by a red C hair. He still got a laceration on the back of his head but no concussion.
ComcastWineRookie
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what a good guy paul. Really nice
