The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Thunder_Chicken]

No work for the next 9 days will take care of that for me.

Off (more or less) until March 3rd. Being an educator has some nice perks. Though what you get in time you lose in pay, but hey.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Life works two ways, either you have plenty of money and no time, or plenty of time and no money.

 

[Melana]

Or plenty of neither.

 

[paulthenurse]

Deep philosophical thought by Rick R...

 

[SharonaZamboni]

Any of you know whether St. Joseph's Abbey is selling beer yet?

 

[Melana]

Any of you know whether St. Joseph's Abbey is selling beer yet?

Where is it?

 

[SharonaZamboni]

Spencer, MA. I may just stop by on my way to work.
http://spencerbrewery.com/

 

[Melana]

Cool!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

They seem more technologically accepting than me. Theyre cutting edge and on facebook, not Twitter like the Inn. I stopped following them last year because there was no new knews. Website looks good and a little googling and all news seems like next month. I wonder if theyll sell at the abbey

http://drinkbelgianbeer.com/news/spencer-new-american-trappist

 

[paulthenurse]

Me luv da Abby

I'm way overdue to get thrown out of there again. It's probably been five years. There was a beer show at the Higgins Armor Museum and Drunken , myself and our SWMBO's went as barbarians. We wore kilts and wool blankets, had plastic swords, viking helmets and axes. I was apparently walking around the place assessing the quality of "the available breeding stock" to kidnap and bring home as the "spoils of war."

A couple years later Drunky and I are skiing at WaWa and we start chatting up this young thing on the chair lift... She tells us we should come by the bar where she works.
"Where is that?"
"The Abby, downtown Worcester ."
" The last time we were there we were in kilts."
"Are you those two ********..... ****, you are those ********... We should have had you arrested!"
"Oh c'mon. Good clean fun....."
"Ok it was pretty funny, especially when you pulled you plastic sword out and asked the girl with the British accent if she wanted to yank on Excalibur! Ya. We DEFINATELY should of had you arrested. Come by this afternoon, the first round is on me, unless you come in skirts."

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Someone been drinky drinky?

Edit: actually Armsby is really good. Had treehouse there and was very close to pulling the $30 for the Farmstead. I was driving tho. Hmmm hitting the Abbey after the abbey sounds like a good idea

 

[the_bird]

Different Abbey, Paulie...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Im guessing he was thrown out of Westy tho. Theyre now officially Trappist so im guessing you won't be allowed in there either. They probably have a do not fly/serve list.

 

[Melana]

I hear that the Higgins Armory is closing for good.

 

[bluemoose]

I hear that the Higgins Armory is closing for good.

Yup. At the end of Jan.

Can you believe they aren't selling suits of armor? I figured everything would be on sale!

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Yup. At the end of Jan.

Can you believe they aren't selling suits of armor? I figured everything would be on sale!

Actually they're closing Dec. 31st. Most of the collection is going to the Worcester Art Museum if I recall correctly.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Just made a batch of salted Beer Caramels, came out so delish, now sitting here watching the Habs while sippin on a spiked Egg Nogg with Godiva Chocolate liquor and Dr Mcgillicuddys menthol mint schnapps, tastes just like a thin mint

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Rookie, wrong forum. You're not on Pinterest now.

 

[bluemoose]

Who the hell types " delish"?

Slipping out when you are drunk is one thing, but seriously?

 

[jrgtr42]

Some one once said that the best way to learn how to drive in Boston is to go to an NBA game, watch the fast break, then get in your car and practice it.

One thing I do know for sure... If you stop for a yellow light you're gonna get rear ended.

I just got back from vacation in Acapulco, and if you want crazy drivers, check those guys out. Not only are turn signals optional, so are lanes. I saw 2 lane roads with four across. I grew up and learned to drive in and around Boston, and those guys scared the s*** out of me!
Not to mention the more lax rules about where people ride. Saw a pickup truck with the bed mostly full of boxes, and a couple guys hanging on to the back end - at about 50 MPH.


From what I understand, the Spencer Abbey beers will be in store mid-January.

 

[Oginme]

I just got back from vacation in Acapulco, and if you want crazy drivers, check those guys out. Not only are turn signals optional, so are lanes. I saw 2 lane roads with four across. I grew up and learned to drive in and around Boston, and those guys scared the s*** out of me!
Not to mention the more lax rules about where people ride. Saw a pickup truck with the bed mostly full of boxes, and a couple guys hanging on to the back end - at about 50 MPH.


From what I understand, the Spencer Abbey beers will be in store mid-January.

I've seen drivers in Nigeria, Mexico City, and Vietnam. They make Masshole drivers seem like amateurs....

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Chelsea fire wicked hawt sauce. Sorry, just needed to get it out of my head.

 

[paulthenurse]

Where did you get it? Me luv hot sauce.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Where did you get it? Me luv hot sauce.

Didn't get any. Jingle has been stuck in my head and I needed an outlet for it. Just listen to 98.5 for a few minutes and you'll hear the commercial.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Its what you hear when you play 1-800-cars-4kids backwards.

 

[bluemoose]

Its what you hear when you play 1-800-cars-4kids backwards.

K-a-r-s kars for kids.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Its what you hear when you play 1-800-cars-4kids backwards.

I guess the advertising isn't working on everyone.
1877 kars for kids donate your car today.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

That piano doesn't go more than two notes before I instantly change the channel and punch the cutest kid around. So ya. I've erased it from my memory.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

That piano doesn't go more than two notes before I instantly change the channel and punch the cutest kid around. So ya. I've erased it from my memory.

I really wish I could.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

A Christmas Special from The Thunder Chicken. Happy Holidays folks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsGYh8AacgY