The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Let me tell you this. You will never miss and your pockets will never be flat.When you're wearing the right kind of hat!

If we could just revisit this bit of foolishness for one moment...

Are you suggesting that your hat somehow assures your satisfaction? So then by 'right kind of hat' I'm going to assume you mean a "Hey there Sailor, wanna sink the Bismark' style?

 

[Melana]

Isn't a Bismark a type of donut?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Isn't a Bismark a type of donut?

jelly and cream filled. yummy

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I'm not lonely i'm married!

you can be married and be lonely, looks at capes wife, he is so busy with the brewery and a full time job, she must be very lonely

 

[yeager1977]

No she has PTN. <shudder>

 

[paulthenurse]

With the generally accepted exception of Mrs Yeager, wives and other SWMBO's are pretty much out of bounds. It's one thing to bust Capes chops, its something else entirely for some arsehole who's most likely never even met her to start talking sh!t about the woman.

Mrs Yeager is the exception because everyone, even Mrs Yeager, knows that she pretty much brought it on herself by marrying Yeager.

 

[revelation]

Is that like the mobster code or something?

 

[Melana]

With the generally accepted exception of Mrs Yeager, wives and other SWMBO's are pretty much out of bounds. It's one thing to bust Capes chops, its something else entirely for some arsehole who's most likely never even met her to start talking sh!t about the woman.

Mrs Yeager is the exception because everyone, even Mrs Yeager, knows that she pretty much brought it on herself by marrying Yeager.

By your logic Paul I'm now out of bounds! Woohoo!
For the record... All of the wives that I've met are pretty farkin awesome. I'd have to seriously step up my game to be half as cool as Mrs. TheNurse.

 

[Melana]

Is that like the mobster code or something?

Have you met our enforcer BigJohn?

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Finally made it to Bog Iron today. I was home on a Saturday AND they had beer. Got me a liter of Stinger IPA which I will probably empty later this evening. The sample was good stuff. I might have to go back.

 

[Melana]

Finally made it to Bog Iron today. I was home on a Saturday AND they had beer. Got me a liter of Stinger IPA which I will probably empty later this evening. The sample was good stuff. I might have to go back.

Many many times.... Just to make sure it's good....

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Yeah, I'm worried now that Cape will overcompensate and make too much beer. Got to keep emptying those kegs to make sure it stays fresh.

The Stinger IPA keg kicked as they were filling my liter, so turnover doesn't seem to be a problem just yet. Thankfully they had another keg ready to go.

 

[Melana]

It is good beer.... I can't deny it!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Finally made it to Bog Iron today.

Why the hell didn't introduce yourself??

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Why the hell didn't introduce yourself??

Because I wanted to make sure I'd get some beer.

 

[DakotaRules]

Because I wanted to make sure I'd get some beer.[/QUOTE

]so too, and no spit!

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Because I wanted to make sure I'd get some beer.

so too, and no spit!

No, because of the ****storm last week.

First I made an awesome, epic, Masshole joke:

I should provide a review about their beer shortage.

Then, in some unfortunate timing, someone actually DID provide a bull**** review:

whats really funny is someone rated the bog at a 3.

Then Cape (very naturally) got pissed and assumed one of us Massholes did it:

Oh i get it. Hilarious stuff.

Odd how i mention an app and then magically a day later the brewery has a score.

You guys want to poke fun and bust balls on this thread, awesome... No one has busted more balls than me and this is the spot for it... So have at it.

That said... "Busting balls" outside, where the public could form an opinion of a business that Frank, Matt, and I have spent a huge amount of time and energy on because you think its fcking cute.... Is a massive ********* move... Kind of like "letting us know about a typo in a menu" by plastering all over fcking Facebook even though all three of us easily contacted.

And then PTN pointed the finger at me, probably only in Masshole jest mode, but still:

Big John... When I find out who panned the Bog I want you to go kill him for me.

Unless it was the Flatulent Fowl. I'm still not sure if he's a he or a she. Don't matter. Go kill their gender neutral arse when I give you the word.

Catching up on the thread, I saw the timing of events and wanted to chime in:

Cape - FYI this was a joke. I'm interested to check you guys out as I pass by your brewery twice a day. I'm glad I live in a town where a brewery can start and do well.

I know there are ******** who would and do post bull**** in the interwebs to screw business owners. I did not and would not actually do this.

Let me know when your taps are flowing and I'll be there as soon as I can.

OK...now that is out of the way...let the ball-busting resume.

Not knowing where the matter rested, I decided to keep quiet and keep my incognito when I visited today. Cape, you guys look like a great operation and your heart is in the right place. Your beer rocks and I will be back.

 

[Melana]

See Cape. People like you... They truely like you...

 

[bob1852]

See Cape. People like you... They truely like you...

No we don't.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

See Cape. People like you... They truely like you...

Hey, I'm deep into that liter of Stinger IPA...that will make you love anybody. Don't get used to it. I'll sober up eventually.

 

[Melana]

Sobering up is so over rated.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

No we don't.

Not a Masshole. Flag down, bull**** on the field. 10 yard penalty to AZ. Get back in your hole.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Sobering up is so over rated.

I'll drink to that, Cougar Lady. Rawr!

 

[Melana]

Hey! Paul said wives were off limits. Please refer to the Masshole rule book.

 

[olllllo]

There I Fixed it.
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[bob1852]

Not a Masshole. Flag down, bull**** on the field. 10 yard penalty to AZ. Get back in your hole.

But I've actually met Cape.

 

[Melana]

But I've actually met Cape.

I'm sorry. I have too.... I understand....

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

But I've actually met Cape.

So have I (I think). Still not a Masshole. Additional 5 yard penalty for roughing the Masshole.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Hey! Paul said wives were off limits. Please refer to the Masshole rule book.

But you're not my wife. Problem solved.

 

[Melana]

There are three guys at the bog.... Frank looks knowledgable (and is) Matt looks almost like a deer in the headlights... And Capes ego precedes him.