The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

I honestly didn't get what you were pissed about until halfway through my voice mail to you telling you to chill the F out when the dime dropped.

So some f'tard panned you on another public forum, in this case that app.. Way uncool. I don' know who it was. I wasn't me. I can't believe even the big stupid f'tard would do it AGAIN. I don' know how to figure out who did it but I'm asking all of you computer savvy guys to figure it out and let us (me) know. Whoever it was needs a solid dose of public humiliation, and I'm just the guy to do it.

 

[Cape Brewing]

... someone wants to pan us... They have every right to. I just find it to be an amazing coincidence that the one review we have just magically happened to appear the very day I mentioned the app on this thread... Then all of a sudden "it's funny" that someone gave us a 3.

 

[paulthenurse]

.... and... I am the only one of the three of us that is in here on HBT so when people bust my balls through the brewery, they're taking shots at Frank and Matt as well who have nothing to do with any of this.

I'm getting sort of choked up about poor FW and wittle Matty. Big bad Brian talking trash here on HBT and FW and Mattyy become "collateral damage."

Dammit. This can't happen!!! Kick Cape all you want but leave the nice guys alone. Franks a big f'ing teddy bear! And Matt is your favorite brother in law. Someone must die for this!!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

Big John... When I find out who panned the Bog I want you to go kill him for me.

Unless it was the Flatulent Fowl. I'm still not sure if he's a he or a she. Don't matter. Go kill their gender neutral arse when I give you the word.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

maybe we should all go into the app and do a review and wipe out that 3, cause we all know that its at least a 4-4.25. 5 would be tough, cause bobody is perfect

 

[paulthenurse]

Or better still... You could stop 'gracing us with your presence.' Personally, I think that's a WAY better idea, but I'm a curmudgeon and that skews my outlook.

 

[the_bird]

I blame Thread Narc. I think he's mad at me for calling him "Mutton Chops" on Facebook and you're the collateral damage.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

i have always been collateral damage, should be my username

 

[Melana]

Big John... When I find out who panned the Bog I want you to go kill him for me.

Unless it was the Flatulent Fowl. I'm still not sure if he's a he or a she. Don't matter. Go kill their gender neutral arse when I give you the word.

Paul you do know that John is not the violent type, right? That's probably a good thing for the rest of the world...
There are few people he'd do favors for in this world and I believe you are one of the few.

 

[bob1852]

I blame Thread Narc. I think he's mad at me for calling him "Mutton Chops" on Facebook and you're the collateral damage.

You mean this guy?

http://mouthbysouthwest.com/2013/11...tive-director-of-arizona-craft-brewers-guild/

 

[Cape Brewing]

You mean this guy?

http://mouthbysouthwest.com/2013/11...tive-director-of-arizona-craft-brewers-guild/

(eyeroll)

How can anyone take him seriously with those damn hats?

He's bald as a cue ball isn't he? Gotta be the reason for those things.

 

[Randar]

(eyeroll)

How can anyone take him seriously with those damn hats?

He's bald as a cue ball isn't he? Gotta be the reason for those things.

Plus, they're always way too small for his giant head.

 

[bob1852]

He's bald as a cue ball isn't he? Gotta be the reason for those things.

So how many fedoras do you have?

 

[Melana]

So how many fedoras do you have?

A platypus in a fedora?

 

[paulthenurse]

Did he really manage to parlay homebrewing into a full time job? Holy 'I know a guy who owns a brewery and still rides the commuter train every day' Batman!

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

I should provide a review about their beer shortage.

Cape - FYI this was a joke. I'm interested to check you guys out as I pass by your brewery twice a day. I'm glad I live in a town where a brewery can start and do well.

I know there are ******** who would and do post bull**** in the interwebs to screw business owners. I did not and would not actually do this.

Let me know when your taps are flowing and I'll be there as soon as I can.

OK...now that is out of the way...let the ball-busting resume.

 

[Melana]

Perhaps Cape isn't getting any from Mrs Cape and feeds compelled to come here to have someone stroke his........ Ego.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Perhaps Cape isn't getting any from Mrs Cape and feeds compelled to come here to have someone stroke his........ Ego.

And Melana is in with the first swift kick to Cape's internet groin. Next!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Perhaps Cape isn't getting any from Mrs Cape and feeds compelled to come here to have someone stroke his........ Ego.

... just make sure you use two hands hon'

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

... just make sure you use two hands hon'

I had Melana scoped out as a cougar as soon as I saw her first post. Use Lubiderm Melana so you don't get calluses.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

... just make sure you use two hands hon'

ya, one for the pink, the other for the stink

 

[olllllo]

Let me tell you this. You will never miss and your pockets will never be flat.When you're wearing the right kind of hat!

 

[day_trippr]

Lucic scores on a breakaway and the Bs win in OT!
They're making it a little easier to move on from the World Series afterglow...

Cheers!

 

[Melana]

... just make sure you use two hands hon'

Why? Will it take both hands to find it?

 

[Melana]

Lucic scores on a breakaway and the Bs win in OT!
They're making it a little easier to move on from the World Series afterglow...

Cheers!

Nice!

 

[Melana]

I had Melana scoped out as a cougar as soon as I saw her first post. Use Lubiderm Melana so you don't get calluses.

So what's the definition of a cougar that just isn't interested in anyone? biotch?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

So what's the definition of a cougar that just isn't interested in anyone? biotch?

lonely cougar

 

[Melana]

I'm not lonely i'm married!

 

[the_bird]

So what's the definition of a cougar that just isn't interested in anyone? biotch?

 

[bluemoose]

I think I have some of those tucked away with the baseball cards in the attic.