The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

I had a hot dog. Wasn't bad. I passed on the pig. I DID get the lambing for free. But I'm special in addition to being warm and fuzzy.

I'd say! Short bus special indeed.
Nice, very nice..... We must not be on that list.

 

[paulthenurse]

Just finished six straight 7pm - 7am shifts plus two 11 - 7's thrown in to keep me honest, six hours of school on Monday, wrote a paper, took two tests, put together a Power Point presentation on the intricacies of T1D and started to paint the shed.

I need 12 hours of sleep before I reach dog ass tired.

It's gonna be a fun weekend. No test on Sunday, no class in Monday, no work till Wednesday.

"Coffee, you're on the bench.

Alcohol, get your helmet on."

 

[Melana]

Enjoy your well deserved time off my friend. Lets get together sometime.

 

[the_bird]

Could I get a bottle?

Didn't he drop it off with the keg?

 

[revelation]

At Kinsale, drinking a burly blonde. Sure it is good for a blonde but you didn't flood the market with a super Russo-balto-American Port-Stout for Stout day? What were you thinking? You made a pumpkin beer, there is no 'selling out' because you have already sold out, ride the wave...

 

[Cape Brewing]

At Kinsale, drinking a burly blonde. Sure it is good for a blonde but you didn't flood the market with a super Russo-balto-American Port-Stout for Stout day? What were you thinking? You made a pumpkin beer, there is no 'selling out' because you have already sold out, ride the wave...

We have a cherry-wood smoked porter coming out for our anniversary. Does that count?

 

[revelation]

We have a cherry-wood smoked porter coming out for our anniversary. Does that count?

Sounds good but the timing is off. Stout day was yesterday.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I would save the trip Thunder and Comcast if you were coming today. We aren't going to bother opening for bottling hours since we are essentially sold out of everything.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

I would save the trip Thunder and Comcast if you were coming today. We aren't going to bother opening for bottling hours since we are essentially sold out of everything.

I stopped by with a wallet full of cash about 30 minutes ago and saw your "Closed, sold out of everything" note taped to the door. Figures. The one Saturday I am finally able to make your taproom hours and you are closed.

You need to get some more carboys son and get brewing! No arguments!

 

[paulthenurse]

You need to get some more carboys son and get brewing! No arguments!

The Flatulent Fowl pants da Cape. Nicely done, lad. That was some funny chit.

 

[paulthenurse]

Sad day. LSU is in dry dock till April. Ran the motor in a barrel of fresh water for an hour to really flush it well, changed the oil in the motor and the lower end, pulled the plugs and fogged the cylinders, changed the filters and wraped her up for the winter.

 

[DakotaRules]

Sad day. LSU is in dry dock till April. Ran the motor in a barrel of fresh water for an hour to really flush it well, changed the oil in the motor and the lower end, pulled the plugs and fogged the cylinders, changed the filters and wraped her up for the winter.

Wow you almost sound like you know what your talking about!

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

You need to get some more carboys son and get brewing! No arguments!

The Flatulent Fowl pants da Cape. Nicely done, lad. That was some funny chit.

Well hey, we're all about community here in The Grove. I'd lend Cape one of my Ale Pails but I'm afraid they're all full.

 

[paulthenurse]

I gutz mad skilz.

 

[bob1852]

Ah yes, boats. One of the few things you spend a crap tonne of money on, just to spend even more time/money on it to not actually use it.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Just think PTN if the snow and wind mix just right you can have an igloo / brew hut on the bow come January.

 

[Melana]

Mine will be in an hour...

 

[bluemoose]

I hear if you put in dryer sheets it keeps out Marathon bombers... Or was it mice? Either way, I would go ahead and do it. You wouldn't want holes in the hull from either one.

 

[day_trippr]

How hot was that barrel of water after running LSU for an hour?

Cheers!

 

[DakotaRules]

How hot was that barrel of water after running LSU for an hour? Cheers!

He also was grinding up hookers in the barrel to use as lawn fertilizer.

 

[Melana]

I hear bodies make wonderful compost

 

[Bulls Beers]

I hear bodies make wonderful compost

Finger nails never decompose as fast as you'd like...

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Finger nails never decompose as fast as you'd like...

It's probably the glitter nail polish that the hookers use. Just pull them off with pliers and flush them first, no worries after that!

 

[Melana]

It's probably the glitter nail polish that the hookers use. Just pull them off with pliers and flush them first, no worries after that!

Or toss them on the bonfire....

 

[Oginme]

Finger nails never decompose as fast as you'd like...

That's where a good soak in a lye bath helps...

 

[Melana]

That's where a good soak in a lye bath helps...

Or you could use a solubilizer. .

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Or you could use a solubilizer. .

Yes, but is it Earth-friendly and safe for my garden plants?

 

[Melana]

Yes, but is it Earth-friendly and safe for my garden plants?

Not even close.

 

[paulthenurse]

How hot was that barrel of water after running LSU for an hour?

Cheers!

I had it in gear at dead low speed as I wanted to warm up the lower end oil so it would drain better. That splashed a good bit over the topof the barrel, so I had a hose running into the barrel the whole time. And the pisser wasn't pissing into the barrel either, so it actually didn't really get hot at all.
Towed it around the block a couple of time's today to mix the double dose of fuel stabilizer up real well then put her in her winter spot. All I have left to do is block upnthe trailer and take the wheels off and Ill be done.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I had it in gear at dead low speed as I wanted to warm up the lower end oil so it would drain better. That splashed a good bit over the topof the barrel, so I had a hose running into the barrel the whole time. And the pisser wasn't pissing into the barrel either, so it actually didn't really get hot at all. Towed it around the block a couple of time's today to mix the double dose of fuel stabilizer up real well then put her in her winter spot. All I have left to do is block upnthe trailer and take the wheels off and Ill be done.

I had it in blah blah blah... Blah blah....

zzz.....zzzz.....zzzzz