The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[olllllo]

This thread has sucked since the Sox won. I kinda expected that. Everybody is happy, walking around with stupid smiles in their faces, being nice, saying Hello, etc. The volume in the ER is way down. people aren't taking that $1000 ambulance ride for their ass ache.. it's nauseating. This happened the same way the last two times they win it all. Don't get me wrong. I'm glad they won but I hope things get back to normal soon.

I'll start.

Hey Cape, you suck.

Yeager is *****whipped.

Dakota, where's my farkin' money?

Melana, Big John and Rookie are all pituitary freaks.

Bird, you farkin' hillbilly, leave that sheep alone.

And I'm the biggest arsehole on this site.

There! That's a good start.

Coincidentally, I came back just to be insulted.

Have at it.
:fro:

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Generally, when a guy asked you to meet him at the bog... you probably don't want to.

she did invite me to the house, that says something

 

[Melana]

Generally, when a guy asked you to meet him at the bog... you probably don't want to.

exactly.

 

[Melana]

she did invite me to the house, that says something

ah yes, did i forget to mention where it is located?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

um, ya

 

[Cape Brewing]

Coincidentally, I came back just to be insulted. Have at it. :fro:

Hit the bricks hipster... we don't take kindly to your kind 'round here.

 

[paulthenurse]

Muttonnnnnnnnn! How they hang in'?

 

[olllllo]

Muttonnnnnnnnn! How they hang in'?

I always like you better than Cape-y.

 

[paulthenurse]

Most people feel that way. I'm warm and fuzzy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I always like you better than Cape-y.

My level of devastation can not be expressed in words. Only song and perhaps an interpretive dance would do the trick.

 

[Melana]

I always like you better than Cape-y.

we all do.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Did you hear the Big News? PTN bought a boat.

 

[Melana]

Did you hear the Big News? PTN bought a boat.

Another one?

 

[bluemoose]

I like notcapebrewing waaaaaay more than capebrewing.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I have no idea why you all have to be so hurtful.

It's like a bunch of Incognitos in here.

Bullies.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

any bottles of Lambic Left?

 

[Cape Brewing]

any bottles of Lambic Left?

For who?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

me

 

[Cape Brewing]

sold out... sorry

 

[bob1852]

For who?

For those of us that missed out on the deep fried pig and the 40% barley brandy...

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

sold out... sorry

u suck

 

[Cape Brewing]

I suck because the beer is sold out???

Umm... ok.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

the way u said it, made it sound like for anyone else they could get some. and to think, I offered you some free braggot

 

[bob1852]

I suck because the beer is sold out???

Umm... ok.

No. You suck because you just suck. There doesn't have to be another reason.

 

[Cape Brewing]

the way u said it, made it sound like for anyone else they could get some.

... well... not ANYONE else.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

... well... not ANYONE else.

everyone else...

 

[paulthenurse]

I really enjoyed mine. Thanks Cape.

 

[bluemoose]

Could I get a bottle?

 

[Melana]

I really enjoyed mine. Thanks Cape.

Did you get the pig for free?

 

[paulthenurse]

I had a hot dog. Wasn't bad. I passed on the pig. I DID get the lambing for free. But I'm special in addition to being warm and fuzzy.