The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[ComcastWineRookie]

I dislike all of you people....

Except John. John's nice to me.

his suspension must be over, lets all start talking nice now that he is back

 

[Melana]

It's ok to admit you're a bit intimidated by his size.

 

[Melana]

his suspension must be over, lets all start talking nice now that he is back

Why would we want to do that?

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's ok to admit you're a bit intimidated by his size.

Nah.... John could easily be a very intimidating guy but anyone who knows him???? Nope. He's way too much of just a genuinely nice guy to be intimidating.

Uggg. Makes me sick.

Frank and Matt said it too the other day when he stopped in at the brewery "Big John was here... whatta nice guy"

Blecchh.

Although... I guess we should all be thankful. That would put a dent in this thread in a hurry. John would go with, "all you people suck!" And we would all just have to go with, "yes sir, yes we do"

 

[Melana]

Huh...

 

[paulthenurse]

Big John acting like the rest of us would shut this thing down so fast Mrs Yeager would be impressed.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

he cant be that big

 

[bigjohnmilford]

he cant be that big

Larger than life. I'm even bigger in my mind.

 

[paulthenurse]

We all are John.

 

[Melana]

he cant be that big

Yes, yes he is....

 

[Melana]

Big John acting like the rest of us would shut this thing down so fast Mrs Yeager would be impressed.

Hey now... She's a very nice woman... Even if she is not impressed with our shenanigans!

 

[the_bird]

Yes, yes he is....

... bow chicka wow wow...

 

[Melana]

Brown chicken brown cow?

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm starting to blush.


Not that I can't afford to miss a meal or 500 but an Odwalla bar and a cup of coffee ain't really cutting it for supper

 

[Melana]

I'm starting to blush.

Not that I can't afford to miss a meal or 500 but an Odwalla bar and a cup of coffee ain't really cutting it for supper

I had beer and popcorn.

 

[paulthenurse]

Way better

 

[bluemoose]

Huh, Porterhouse.

 

[paulthenurse]

Steak named after beer. How can you go wrong?

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

11:45 PM and already the crickets are chirping in Massholia <*sigh*>. Do you all have a curfew?

 

[paulthenurse]

11:45 PM and already the crickets are chirping in Massholia <*sigh*>. Do you all have a curfew?

Hi Brian,
I meant to swing by tonight and drop off those tickets to the Boston Ballet but ran short of time before school. I'll try to get out there on Wednesday so you have them for the weekend. Happy Birthday!

Btw, I get a huge kick out of your Flatulant Fowl ID. That retard is a f'ing riot. You do farktard better than anyone on the Internet. (After me.)

 

[paulthenurse]

Andy Dalton? Who?


Whatever.. He kicked Ben Rapist-bergers arse. Love it.

 

[Thunder_Chicken]

Hi Brian,
I meant to swing by tonight and drop off those tickets to the Boston Ballet but ran short of time before school. I'll try to get out there on Wednesday so you have them for the weekend. Happy Birthday!

Btw, I get a huge kick out of your Flatulant Fowl ID. That retard is a f'ing riot. You do farktard better than anyone on the Internet. (After me.)

Awww shucks, you say the nicest things Paulie. You make me want to bat for the other team like you do. Smooches, Flatulant Fowl a.k.a TC.

 

[paulthenurse]

You make me want to bat for the other team like you do. Smooches, Flatulant Fowl a.k.a TC.

We'd trade you to the Dodgers.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

cant we just trade him to the japan league?

 

[yeager1977]

My day. Should I say more?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why is there a large buoy on the boat??

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Nice of you guys to let Yeager take the pic before you threw him overboard with the new fancy shoes.

 

[yeager1977]

Why is there a large buoy on the boat??

Cause ptn wouldn't let us take the boat without him

 

[bigjohnmilford]

call off the search party

 

[paulthenurse]

So we stopped at a bait/tackle shop this morning to buy bait and ice. And Yeager decides to buy a fishing rod. God strike me dead if he didn't buy the one called The Beef Stick. You can't make up sh!t like that.