The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

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(speechless)

 

[Melana]

That's ok Paul, we know that only your friends get invites out on LSU!

 

[yeager1977]

That's not true. I was on the boat today

 

[yeager1977]

However I came back to shore unlike what would have happened if it was Comcast

 

[Melana]

That's not true. I was on the boat today

Yes, didn't they tell you that your lovely wife paid them to 'take you out'?

 

[yeager1977]

But I came home. See my last reply

 

[Melana]

Maybe she wanted a day alone with the gardener....

 

[yeager1977]

Better him than mr

 

[yeager1977]

He is trying to park the boat in his UAS. My bladder doesn't like it

 

[Melana]

Can't you pee over the side like any other man?

 

[yeager1977]

No.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

look at that, PTO and PTN gave him a *************

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

However I came back to shore unlike what would have happened if it was Comcast

If I ever got the invite I would definitely wear one of those inflatable live jackets that you get when you fly, I am not dumb

 

[bigjohnmilford]

No.

It'll dry boy

 

[bluemoose]

My day. Should I say more?

Is it me or is the boat listing to Paul's side?

 

[paulthenurse]

Beef Stick was playing with the trim tabs. That's my story and I'm sticking with it.

 

[paulthenurse]

Just had a Pearl hot dog cooked on a BGE. There is a guy with a hot dog cart at the head of Lake Quannapowitt in Wakefield. A must stop when I go to my folks. Out/f'ing standing. With a Moxie to wash it down? Meal fit for the gods.

 

[Melana]

Just had a Pearl hot dog cooked on a BGE. There is a guy with a hot dog cart at the head of Lake Quannapowitt in Wakefield. A must stop when I go to my folks. Out/f'ing standing. With a Moxie to wash it down? Meal fit for the gods.

Have you tried saugy's?

 

[paulthenurse]

?

 

[Melana]

Best hotdogs ever

 

[day_trippr]

It's good to know there's at least one old codger still alive here - and he likes "Moxie"...

All the local teevee news trucks have turned out at Fenway Pahk for Dollar Beard Day. Some folks are definitely stylin'. As promotions go, this one's gonna be fun to see...

Cheers!

 

[the_bird]

Moxie's the most vile, disgusting beverage ever created. I love it. Think we could make it ferment?

 

[paulthenurse]

Moxie's the most vile, disgusting beverage ever created.

Forgetting the Bog Water?

Moxie's good stuff. Kinda makes you want to brush your teeth after you finish one.

 

[paulthenurse]

Best hotdogs ever

Where?

 

[paulthenurse]

There's a place in Beverly called Scotty Dogs. Real Chicago style dogs. Worth the drive for one dragged through the garden.

 

[paulthenurse]

Moxie... Think we could make it ferment?

Sodium benzoate and citric acid are listed as preservatives. I'm willing if you are. If we each buy a case it could be a fun experiment. I've got empty 3 gallon carboys.

 

[bluemoose]

Might I suggest drinking your Moxie with a bag of Munchos! Heaven. Used to get dawgs at a place called "Marty's Mutts"

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Where?

Supermarket, they're natural casing hot dogs. It's a Rhode Island Southern Mass thing. I don't think you can find them anywhere else.

 

[the_bird]

Sodium benzoate and citric acid are listed as preservatives. I'm willing if you are. If we each buy a case it could be a fun experiment. I've got empty 3 gallon carboys.

Just leave it in your basement for three years, next to the wine barrel?

 

[paulthenurse]

GFY.


You take it home with you, I learned better.