The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[the_bird]

Do ladies get in free if they're wearing a merkin?

 

[Melana]

Do ladies get in free if they're wearing a merkin?

Merkin?

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Merkin?

 

[DakotaRules]

That's awesome!

 

[day_trippr]

Very nice! But somehow I suspect that ain't gonna get 'er in the gate

Sox spanked the Yanks again with an outstanding outing for Lester and some timely hitting by the team. Actually a fairly lop-sided game, considering NY could only eek out three hits. Too bad it was carried by Faux, no post-game show to watch.

Going for the sweep tomorrow - after paying homage to Rivera (who deserves the honor, as much as he's been a pita for our side over the years) - even though of all the teams we might face first in the playoffs, the Yankees might be the easiest to walk over...

Cheers!

 

[Melana]

That's scary....

 

[the_bird]

 

[day_trippr]

Yup, everyone's getting into it. I saw Bearded Wally on the news tonight and burst out laughing!

Cheers!

 

[nhwrecker]

Goatees will cost you two dollars

I remember when Goats used to cost $2. Then along came them sheep from outa town. Pretty soon you couldn't get a mammal for less than $20. Used.

Did I say I'm bringing Milk Stout to the Masstoberfest?

 

[paulthenurse]

TMI Mort. TM f'ing I

 

[Melana]

Cool milk stout!

 

[the_bird]

Going for the sweep tomorrow - after paying homage to Rivera (who deserves the honor, as much as he's been a pita for our side over the years) - even though of all the teams we might face first in the playoffs, the Yankees might be the easiest to walk over...

Cheers!

The thing about Mo is... I've got a ton of respect for everything he's done for years and years, but I haven't ever been especially afraid when he's come into the game for the Yanks. He's blown a ton of saves against Boston, more than against anyone else. You'd kind of expect that because of how often they face him, but still... you remember 2004. In total, he's converted 89% of save opportunities in his career (651 saves, 80 blown saves). Against Boston, it's 78% (58 saves, but 16 blown saves).

His career ERA is 2.12; against Boston, 2.86.

Career BAA; .212. Against Boston, .243.

WHIP for his career is 1.00, but against Boston it's 1.25.

It's still good numbers that he's had against Boston, but they're good numbers - not phenomenal.

He's no Koji Uehara against us, you know?

 

[paulthenurse]

The thing about Mo is... I've got a ton of respect for everything he's done for years and years, but I haven't ever been especially afraid when he's come into the game for the Yanks. He's blown a ton of saves against Boston, more than against anyone else. You'd kind of expect that because of how often they face him, but still... you remember 2004. In total, he's converted 89% of save opportunities in his career (651 saves, 80 blown saves). Against Boston, it's 78% (58 saves, but 16 blown saves).

His career ERA is 2.12; against Boston, 2.86.

Career BAA; .212. Against Boston, .243.

WHIP for his career is 1.00, but against Boston it's 1.25.

It's still good numbers that he's had against Boston, but they're good numbers - not phenomenal.

He's no Koji Uehara against us, you know?

All that may be true but I'm still glad to see him go. Saying "We have a marginably better chance to come back against the best closer in years than most other teams do." is whistling past the graveyard.

Hes been a fantastic talent and a gentleman for years. He'll be missed.

 

[paulthenurse]

On a related note. Oct 1, 2013 is the 30 year anniversary of Yaz's run around the park when he retired.

Are you sh!tting me? That was 30 years ago?

 

[Melana]

How was the Heady Jay?

 

[homebeerbrewer]

On a related note. Oct 1, 2013 is the 30 year anniversary of Yaz's run around the park when he retired.

Are you sh!tting me? That was 30 years ago?

You're just getting old.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

You're just getting old.

He's not the only one

 

[paulthenurse]

What he ^^^ said.

 

[day_trippr]

So on the same night that Beantown showers Rivera with much love, the fans bust out with a lusty round of "Yankees SUCK!!!" in the bottom of the fifth when Ortiz gets walked to load the bases.

Love it

Then the soon-to-be-ex-starting-pitcher hits Karp in the leg to walk in a run.

Love that, too!

Cheers!

 

[the_bird]

****.

****.

Balls.

Goddamnit.

Mother****er.

BALLS!

Grr.... Big Iron's Stinger IPA is pretty ****ing good. Dammit.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

****.

****.

Balls.

Goddamnit.

Mother****er.

BALLS!

Grr.... Big Iron's Stinger IPA is pretty ****ing good. Dammit.

I'll go with better than pretty ****ing good.

 

[the_bird]

I mean, Jackie Robinson, Ellsbury, I'm in a pretty elite category.

 

[Melana]

I'll go with better than pretty ****ing good.

I agree. Hope Cape is seeing this...

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

why inflate his ego anymore than it already is. bog inn is definitely killing it

 

[paulthenurse]

God damn it bird!!! How many times do we need to remind you to shut the door after yourself.

 

[the_bird]

why inflate his ego anymore than it already is. bog inn is definitely killing it

Cape doesn't need me to stroke his ego for him; ****, he strokes it plenty by himself. Rumor is he gets a stiffy when he drinks his IPA.

 

[Melana]

Cape doesn't need me to stroke his ego for him; ****, he strokes it plenty by himself. Rumor is he gets a stiffy when he drinks his IPA.

OMG TMI! TMI bird!

 

[bob1852]

Cape doesn't need me to stroke his ego for him; ****, he strokes it plenty by himself. Rumor is he gets a stiffy when he drinks his IPA.

And then uses butter to stroke himself. Wait, what?

 

[Melana]

And then uses butter to stroke himself. Wait, what?

Because he ran out of pork fat?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I dislike all of you people....

Except John. John's nice to me.