The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

Yup. 100' from any school zone.

^^^^^. What he said.

 

[Melana]

Yup. 100' from any school zone.

I heard it was 100' from nursing homes too...

 

[paulthenurse]

mrsthenurse is one of the most awesome people, ever.

True dat.

 

[DakotaRules]

I heard it was 100' from nursing homes too...

Don't forget veterinary clinics.

 

[nhwrecker]

Wow.

you take a few days off of this thread, and you do need a full translation guide. Noobs, ****s, Alternate ID's, Alternate egos, people joining, people quitting, people getting dismissed (not just a Tebow reference here), people getting benched.....

If anyone is ever in doubt about why this thread has this name, I believe the last two days did a very good job of summarizing the entire thread! Well played everyone.

Now if I can just figure out WTF PKU stands for......

I'm at a loss on that one, still.......

 

[paulthenurse]

It's a term used by EAC's. you're not worthy,

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's an abbreviation for the Coast Guard's "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy. I'm sure you've heard it on LSU.

 

[bob1852]

Wow.

you take a few days off of this thread, and you do need a full translation guide. Noobs, ****s, Alternate ID's, Alternate egos, people joining, people quitting, people getting dismissed (not just a Tebow reference here), people getting benched.....

Nice PKU.

 

[paulthenurse]

What happens on LSU stays on LSU.


You picked a bad to to be healthy today Mort. You should have banged out and joined me. It's farkin' GLORIOUS out here today.

 

[NEWBIE2013]

Wow.

you take a few days off of this thread, and you do need a full translation guide. Noobs, ****s, Alternate ID's, Alternate egos, people joining, people quitting, people getting dismissed (not just a Tebow reference here), people getting benched.....

If anyone is ever in doubt about why this thread has this name, I believe the last two days did a very good job of summarizing the entire thread! Well played everyone.

Now if I can just figure out WTF PKU stands for......

I'm at a loss on that one, still.......

I beleive its an acronym for please kill yourself, but I could be wrong

 

[paulthenurse]

I've got this friend. And he's an ok sheet. But hes always trying to be funny. Like he goes on forums and makes up fake ID's and pretends to be a lonely bisexual away from home looking to make friends. Or when you text him and ask him a serious question, like "Where did you get your hot dog steamer," instead of just saying "Target, $225.00 on sale." He says some thing like "Up your ass,".

Like that's supposed to be funny. Any of you guys have a friend line that? What a *********.

 

[bob1852]

I beleive its an acronym for please kill yourself, but I could be wrong

That would be PKY. PKU.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Please Keep Up

 

[Cape Brewing]

I've got this friend. And he's an ok sheet. But hes always trying to be funny. Like he goes on forums and makes up fake ID's and pretends to be a lonely bisexual away from home looking to make friends. Or when you text him and ask him a serious question, like "Where did you get your hot dog steamer," instead of just saying "Target, $225.00 on sale." He says some thing like "Up your ass,".

Like that's supposed to be funny. Any of you guys have a friend line that? What a *********.

He probably banned you from text messages.

 

[NEWBIE2013]

Please Keep Up

ok, so i was wrong. that does make alot of sense

 

[DakotaRules]

Ya PKU, yep.

 

[paulthenurse]

Please Keep Up

Your Ass.



Damn. It must be pretty crowded up there.

 

[bottlebomber]

Cape just stayed off-line for a little while to see if people would talk about him being banned. Just another move to nurture his massive ego.

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Eyeroll)

Solid detective work. I was off the site for a total of ten hours, while I was sleeping and/or having breakfast.... but you cracked the code to my diabolical scheme.

 

[Cape Brewing]

... and yeah... It's an "ego" thing. Reading Paul babble pure crap post after post... Wow... What a hige ego boost. Your powers of perception are amazing.

 

[paulthenurse]

Not really. Your pitiful attempts to jump up and down shouting. "Here!!!! Over here. Look at me!, somebody love me!!" don't take a PhD student to figure out.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!!! Have you read any of your own posts?

 

[bob1852]

Not really. Your pitiful attempts to jump up and down shouting. "Here!!!! Over here. Look at me!, somebody love me!!" don't take a PhD student to figure out.

Or letting the cat outta the bag on PKU. Fecking n00bs don't even spell out SWMBO that quick...

 

[bottlebomber]

Or letting the cat outta the bag on PKU. Fecking n00bs don't even spell out SWMBO that quick...

That was some bullshít.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey n00b can you give me the password to the boneyard?

Actually I vote as a non member to delete all that info. My only "likes given" is the info I found using my superior search skills on EAC.

 

[day_trippr]

Wheeeeee! The Sox are totally kicking Tiger butt tonight, 13-4 after 6 innings.
Five homers, including a grand slam by Middlebrooks, and Big Papi smashed a double for his 2000 hit.

Lovin' this. Barely remember last season...

Cheers!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

It's amazing how well they are playing. Can't be stopped

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Everyone in on it tonight 8hr? Wow!

 

[day_trippr]

Woof! 20-4 final, 8 dingers, and the best record in the AL.
That's a lot of cannon fire right there.
Very entertaining night for the home fans

Cheers!

[edit]You just know Lackey is sitting in the locker room shaking his head

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I hope Papi is ready to get plunked tomorrow night.