The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[the_bird]

So, did Cape get three days in the box?



Hey Yeager, if you break the rules around here, you get to spend some time in the box! Doesn't that sound like fun?

 

[Melana]

Look at the vehicle they're driving. That's your answer.

Hey, I drive big vehicles because I like big things...

 

[Melana]

So, did Cape get three days in the box?

Not if his wife has any say.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Ah done told you to get yore dirt outa Boss Kean's ditch, didn't ah

Great movie Bird.

 

[paulthenurse]

Yeager's spent exactly three nights in the box. I've counted

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

My money's on grabass activity.

 

[the_bird]

Yeager's spent exactly three nights in the box. I've counted

I thought it was two nights? Isn't one of his kids named "FedEx"?

 

[NEWBIE2013]

wow, you guys are really funny. thinking I am some loser named cape

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

You know what, I'm not gonna take a break because 1 guy can't take a joke and the other thinks I'm an ass for posting a pic.

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Ignore them... you'll learn very quickly, they're all half a brain cell off a retahded.

... except Melena... and Big John (but big john is never on).

... and me.

I'm wicket smaht.

.... I have had a big annual pig roast for 14 years now. I way over-cooked a pig... THREE years ago... and these bozos still bring it up.

Nice to know someone other than me thinks I'm not retahded. Yup, haven't been on regularly in a while. Finally able to get on at work again.

 

[Melana]

Yeager's spent exactly three nights in the box. I've counted

As long as you didn't watch!

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Look at the vehicle they're driving. That's your answer.

I don't fit in just anything.

 

[Melana]

Nice to see that you came out to play...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

wow, you guys are really funny. thinking I am some loser named cape

So you're not cape. Give us more clues or a second form of identification. I'm placing a roaming wannabe masshole that dusted in from the interwebs cosmos or Hoppy.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Who's is this newbie.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Nice to see that you came out to play...

Why wouldn't I?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I knew it. I figured a PTN beat down caused a stroke which in turned caused a change in personality for the better. I liked uppercase noob and lower case cape better

 

[the_bird]

So you're not cape. Give us more clues or a second form of identification. I'm placing a roaming wannabe masshole that dusted in from the interwebs cosmos or Hoppy.

If we've got a Hoppy infection in the Masshole thread... we're done. Burn this mother****er to the ground and start over - you can't get rid of that ****.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

We're safe. He hates all things on this coast. Plus he gets confused with the internet browser's back button.

 

[bluemoose]

I hate cross thread contamination. Will the noob be bringing her dog to Masstoberfest? Wasn't there a near dog fight last year?

 

[Melana]

Why wouldn't I?

YAY! This applies to you as well at BigJohn!

 

[paulthenurse]

Glad to see you back, John.

 

[paulthenurse]

Just heard on the radio that there is a Cleavage lContest at the King Richards Faire thus weekend.

I'd propose something line that at Masstoberfest but I'm afraid Cape would bust out his Doppelgänger N00b persona and show up in a bustier.

The horror. The horror.

 

[Melana]

Considering that mrsthenurse and I are usually the only women hanging about for Masstoberfest I don't see how the proposal would go over...

No one wants to see Cape's hairy cleavage. Except maybe Yeager...

 

[NEWBIE2013]

there is a mrsthenurse? wow thats disturbing

 

[bob1852]

So did Cape get banned?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Most likely.

 

[Melana]

there is a mrsthenurse? wow thats disturbing

mrsthenurse is one of the most awesome people, ever.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

So did Cape get banned?

Yup. 100' from any school zone.

 

[NEWBIE2013]

oh, I just figured how harsh paulthenurse is, she would have to be a special lady