The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[nhwrecker]

That'd be at least one thing the Yankees will hit tomorrow.......

 

[paulthenurse]

So we picked up Chickenhawkbrewer when he popped in here during the B's playoff run, attempting to agravate us but instead fell in love with us and stuck around. I fully expect some other unemployed pedophile, living in his mothers basement, and wearing a Don Drysdale jersey will stop by during the MLB playoffs and stay.


Christ I hope I'm wrong. That's the LAST thing we need. A f'ing Californian. Sh!t.

 

[nhwrecker]

Do houses in California even have basements? I think he'd be living in his mothers pool cabana. With sat TV. and maid service.

Hell, maybe I'll get a Don Drysdale Jersey and move to CA. What's his mother's name? She's probably a smoking hot MILF.............

 

[paulthenurse]

I just forwarded your post to Pat. Her reply was exactly what I expected...
"Thanks for showing me Dave's post. I'd luge to talk longer but I'm in the middle of packing his sh!t up. I'll call you and Al next week and the three of us can go out to celebrate."

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Wrecking people's lives, one day at a time.

 

[Melana]

sounds like fun

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wrecking people's lives, one day at a time.

If PAUL is wrecking someone's life... they must not have had much going on to start with. It's PAUL.

You've met the man right??

 

[Melana]

If PAUL is wrecking someone's life... they must not have had much going on to start with. It's PAUL.

You've met the man right??

didn't you get a time out?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

If PAUL is wrecking someone's life... they must not have had much going on to start with. It's PAUL.

You've met the man right??

Unfortunately I have. Wish I could go back 3 years and not have gone to the witches brew that day.

 

[Cape Brewing]

didn't you get a time out?

Not yet... I dropped Tx a note with a sincere apology. I honestly had no idea that was even a bad thing nevermind a ban-for-life deal. Once I found out it was a big deal I tried to delete the account, couldn't, and then sent the apology.

So... I dunno... it might happen, might not. I'm hoping he takes pity on me given how good looking I am.

 

[Melana]

Not yet... I dropped Tx a note with a sincere apology. I honestly had no idea that was even a bad thing nevermind a ban-for-life deal. Once I found out it was a big deal I tried to delete the account, couldn't, and then sent the apology.

So... I dunno... it might happen, might not. I'm hoping he takes pity on me given how good looking I am.

So, what's plan 'B'?

Just kidding.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Plan B: Showing up at Masstoberfest for a group hug with Paulie and CCast.

 

[Melana]

Oh no. Mr. Pro Brewer won't hang with the likes of us anymore. We're just not cool.

 

[NEWBIE2013]

Oh no. Mr. Pro Brewer won't hang with the likes of us anymore. We're just not cool.

lol

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Get in on the hug too Bri.. umm n00b.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Oh no. Mr. Pro Brewer won't hang with the likes of us anymore. We're just not cool.

PTN saidI cant go.

 

[the_bird]

So, what's plan 'B'?

Just kidding.

I would have "liked" this post if you didn't put on the "just kidding" part.

C'mon Melana, GROW A PAIR!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I would have "liked" this post if you didn't put on the "just kidding" part.

C'mon Melana, GROW A PAIR!

ewwww


I think Big John would be opposed to that scenario

 

[paulthenurse]

Plan B: Showing up at Masstoberfest for a group hug with Paulie and CCast.

I'd suggest a Plan C.

 

[Randar]

I'd suggest a Plan C.

True. Plan B is what is needed the day after you and Cape make up...

 

[the_bird]

^^^ somebody wasn't paying attention in Sex Ed class.

 

[Melana]

I would have "liked" this post if you didn't put on the "just kidding" part.

C'mon Melana, GROW A PAIR!

I HAVE a pair, they're just not between my legs!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I HAVE a pair, they're just not between my legs!

Sweet Jesus.... How do you use a toilet then!?!

 

[Melana]

Sweet Jesus.... How do you use a toilet then!?!

Poor cape hasn't had any lovin for so long he forgot what 'the pair' actually referred to on a woman....

 

[the_bird]

It's not his fault. He's been so busy making beer at the Inn.

 

[paulthenurse]

I HAVE a pair, they're just not between my legs!

Poor John.


Sorry but you can't hang out a curve like that without somebody taking a swing and sending it for a king LONG ride.

 

[Melana]

That's all you can say? Poor John? Poor John for what?

 

[paulthenurse]

Not getting his pair up...


Oh never mind

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Not getting his pair up...

Oh never mind

If I had a pair to get up I'd be a famous adult film star. I'll just settle for not being retahded.

 

[Melana]

If I had a pair to get up I'd be a famous adult film star. I'll just settle for not being retahded.

You should stick with your day job!