The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[yeager1977]

Yeager's a bigger honky than I am. Although that kind of looks like a black version of Paulie, with the Doritos bag.

Don't forget PTNs nickname "albino fat Albert"

 

[the_bird]

Holy ****balls, Yeager made me laugh!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hey, how bout them Sox?

Bailey's out for the season. Maybe we should just go for runs and bring back Manny. Heard he found Jesus.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Bailey's out for the season. Maybe we should just go for runs and bring back Manny. Heard he found Jesus.

No one cares

Ok, here's my one character...

 

[day_trippr]

News Flash: Pedroia is a stud. Even if he only comes up to my hip.

That is all.
Remain calm and drink a beer...

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Ok kids, we're back. Good to see no one put the cat in the microwave this time and there wasn't a single call from the police. Yoop says you were all well behaved. Very nice, I'm proud of all of you. So I guess you can go back to talking about random SWMBO's vags.

 

[Melana]

On a side note Big John and I picked up some bog water this weekend... very tasty beer Cape. John's only comment was 'I wish we had been able to try the steam'
Nice IPA btw...

 

[nhwrecker]

Heard he found Jesus.

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that made me piss my pants. It said:

I found Jesus. Turns out he was behind the couch the whole time.

 

[the_bird]

It's like that time I says to Paulie... "Jesus loves you! But, everyone else thinks you're an *******."

 

[the_bird]

Hey, only another six weeks before Kate Middleton's vag is ready for playtime again!

 

[paulthenurse]

It's like that time I says to Paulie... "Jesus loves you! But, everyone else thinks you're an *******."

I remember that day. That was so funny. We laughed and laughed and laughed. Everyone else thinks you're an *******! Oh my, that's funny stuff. Jesus thinks you're a freakin' riot! He told me last week at my local dive. Its a pretty crappy bar but he likes to go there cause the bartender has huge ****ies and she flirts with him. "That bird... He's one funny bastard." He said that. About you. Jesus thinks you're funny.

But he loves me. Cause I'm awesome.

 

[paulthenurse]

Jesus told me that Kate Middleton's vag is phenominal. He said it goes sideways so the wider she opens ber legs the tighter it gets. He knows about stuff like that. He's Jesus.

 

[Cape Brewing]

On a side note Big John and I picked up some bog water this weekend... very tasty beer Cape. John's only comment was 'I wish we had been able to try the steam'
Nice IPA btw...

Very cool and thank you. The Black Steam should be going into the kegs in the next week or so. We sold out completely but It'll be back on shortly.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus told me that Kate Middleton's vag is phenominal. He said it goes sideways so the wider she opens ber legs the tighter it gets. He knows about stuff like that. He's Jesus.

Wow

Just...

Wow

 

[homebrewhaha]

Any opinions about homebrew shops in Boston? I'll be living pretty close to Homebrew Emporium.

 

[j1laskey]

I have been a customer of Beer Wine and Hobby in Woburn for years.

http://www.beer-wine.com/

 

[paulthenurse]

Morts been down for a couple of hours. Man, hes wicked good on air, I would have figured that tank was only good for an hour or so.....

Oh damn!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[geoffm33]

Any opinions about homebrew shops in Boston? I'll be living pretty close to Homebrew Emporium.

I go up to Beer & Wine Hobby (linked above) mostly. Went to the Weymouth Homebrew Emporium for the first time last week, like it as well.

Is that the one you will be living near? Or the Cambridge location?

 

[homebrewhaha]

Cambridge. Thanks.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Morts been down for a couple of hours. Man, hes wicked good on air, I would have figured that tank was only good for an hour or so.....

Oh damn!!!!!!!!!!!!

its only mort, not a big loss

 

[shecky]

Went to Nantucket last weekend. Half thought I might see PTN emerging from the sea. Then I remembered Nantucket doesn't let such riff-raff within 10 miles of its waters.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

You need to go on a whale watch to see PTN emerge from the sea...

 

[paulthenurse]

Went to Nantucket last weekend. Half thought I might see PTN emerging from the sea. Then I remembered Nantucket doesn't let such riff-raff within 10 miles of its waters.

While I do have to agree with the basic premise of what you said, it still hurts. Just 'cause a guy talks about the future King of the British Empire's moms vag as though its a Tijuana hookers money maker doesn't mean I don't have feelings. I've been to Nantucket. I had a great time I went there with an old girlfriend. She was from Mexico, about 50 miles south of San Diego. Good Lord, did that girl like to ... Well, you know...



Hey wait a minute... Why was she always putting Doxycycline in my Cheerios? And ceftriaxone in my beer? WTF?.....

 

[DakotaRules]

While I do have to agree with the basic premise of what you said, it still hurts. Just 'cause a guy talks about the future King of the British Empire's moms vag as though its a Tijuana hookers money maker doesn't mean I don't have feelings. I've been to Nantucket. I had a great time I went there with an old girlfriend. She was from Mexico, about 50 miles south of San Diego. Good Lord, did that girl like to ... Well, you know...

Hey wait a minute... Why was she always putting Doxycycline in my Cheerios? And ceftriaxone in my beer? WTF?.....

Pauly those drugs sound awesome. I wish I knew what they were.

 

[paulthenurse]

No you don't. But they did make it much less painfully to pee.

 

[paulthenurse]

When you need a mask to stand on the deck it's time to go find a bar.

 

[the_bird]

As horrifying as it is already, that picture is just begging to be Photoshopped.

Does anyone else see the shadows of the Lion King in Paulie's ****ies, or is it just me?

 

[bluemoose]

As horrifying as it is already, that picture is just begging to be Photoshopped.

Does anyone else see the shadows of the Lion King in Paulie's ****ies, or is it just me?

Wish I could help but I already bleached my eyes.

 

[yeager1977]

Pauly those drugs sound awesome. I wish I knew what they were.

Hell even I know what they are....

 

[yeager1977]

When you need a mask to stand on the deck it's time to go find a bar.

Holy sh!t he looks like a walrus.