The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[j1laskey]

And I just invited myself

 

[paulthenurse]

If your serious ill buy socks.

Yes, I'm serious. Any socks would be appreciated. One day a week or so I for Boston Health Care for the Homeless and I can steer them to where they will do the most good. And they will certainly do some good.

And yes, I'm serious about using the wash water for a faux Bog Water. I mean really, who would know the difference? They don't do a wild ferment at the Bog yet but we all know it's just a matter of time.

PTN

 

[j1laskey]

Put that in a bottle with a cork and cage and it's gold baby ....gold!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Cape,
Here is your next cooking to excess challenge. Lets see you top that, ******




Can I have a diet Coke with that?

 

[Melana]

Yes, I'm serious. Any socks would be appreciated. One day a week or so I for Boston Health Care for the Homeless and I can steer them to where they will do the most good. And they will certainly do some good.

And yes, I'm serious about using the wash water for a faux Bog Water. I mean really, who would know the difference? They don't do a wild ferment at the Bog yet but we all know it's just a matter of time.

PTN

Consider it done. Need any lightly used clothing too?

 

[the_bird]

Yeager, Dakota, if you ********s come to Masstoberfest with a bag of your crusty old "dreamcatcher" socks, you're getting punched in the nuts.

 

[paulthenurse]

No thanks. Clothes usually aren't a problem, but socks get some hard use.

Besides, 99% of the world would look like a toddler wearing Daddy's suit if they tried on some of Big Johns clothes.

 

[Melana]

no thanks. Clothes usually aren't a problem, but socks get some hard use.

Besides, 99% of the world would look like a toddler wearing daddy's suit if they tried on some of big johns clothes.

lol...

 

[DakotaRules]

Yeager, Dakota, if you ********s come to Masstoberfest with a bag of your crusty old "dreamcatcher" socks, you're getting punched in the nuts.

Really bird!?!? I thought I had more street credit than Yeager. I can't believe you put me in the same sentence.

 

[paulthenurse]

Why would you think that? Just curious.

 

[the_bird]

Your wife just shot a baby out of her vag, right? That means you're still at LEAST 5-6 weeks away from any "Mommy-Daddy Special Time." I'm guessing some of your laundry stands up by itself these days.

 

[paulthenurse]

Your wife just shot a baby out of her vag, right? That means you're still at LEAST 5-6 weeks away from any "Mommy-Daddy Special Time." I'm guessing some of your laundry stands up by itself these days.

Ya see? That right there is why we needed this thread. By any standard of civility that was WAY out of line and in poor taste. And everybody who participates on this thread burst out laughing when they read it. (With the possible exception of Melana, but I bet she grinned as she shook her head)

God, I love this thread!

 

[yeager1977]

And amazingly no one was surprised or offended....

 

[the_bird]

So Cape, are you bringing a keg of Bog Water to Masstoberfest, or am I going to have to get my case of dysentery some other way?

 

[paulthenurse]

We're Dysfunctional Massholes. We need tone kept apart from the nice people.

 

[paulthenurse]

He's probably wearing a Power Tie today and sitting in a meeting, wishing he could use phrases like "shot a kid out her vag" while discussing third quarter revenue.

 

[the_bird]

"We're blowing out the numbers this quarter, like a baby shooting out of Mrs. Dakota's snatch!"

 

[paulthenurse]

Too bad Dakota beat the street while exercising his option.

 

[paulthenurse]

And 'snatch' is classless . Vag is much better.

 

[the_bird]

And 'snatch' is classless . Vag is much better.

Well, that's because I'm saying that as Cape.

 

[paulthenurse]

Gotcha. Now it makes sense. A class act like you would never use terminology like that. It's all Capes fault.

 

[the_bird]

So, what date did y'all have in the "First Witness Against Whitey Bulger Turns Up Dead" pool?

 

[paulthenurse]

???? Huh?

 

[paulthenurse]

Maybe that's where Cape has been. Off being dead somewhere.

I should try to get word to Whitey in case he wants to use LSU to despose of the evidence. No charge, under the circumstances.

 

[Melana]

Your wife just shot a baby out of her vag, right? That means you're still at LEAST 5-6 weeks away from any "Mommy-Daddy Special Time." I'm guessing some of your laundry stands up by itself these days.

Wow Bird you really went there...

 

[Melana]

Maybe that's where Cape has been. Off being dead somewhere.

I should try to get word to Whitey in case he wants to use LSU to despose of the evidence. No charge, under the circumstances.

Louisiana State University?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Wow Bird you really went there...

Something tells me he just didn't "went" there he's "been" there.

 

[the_bird]

Wow Bird you really went there...

C'mon, Mel, you've got experience here. Back me up.

 

[paulthenurse]

(fingers in my ears...)



Yayayayayayayayayayayayayayayaya

 

[Melana]

C'mon, Mel, you've got experience here. Back me up.

Experience with what, exactly?