The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Melana]

Something tells me he just didn't "went" there he's "been" there.

Probably twice.

 

[Melana]

Gotcha. Now it makes sense. A class act like you would never use terminology like that. It's all Capes fault.

Isn't everything?

 

[the_bird]

Probably twice.

You're getting me confused with Yeager. HE'S only been there twice.

 

[paulthenurse]

Experience with what, exactly?

Bird,
For the love of the schweet baby Jeebus, DON'T GO THERE.
Your computer crashed. Hollywood called . Shan jumped your bones. Something.... Anything.... Just find something else to do for a while and maybe you can get out of this alive.


Hey, how bout them Sox?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I didn't think they wore socks out in the sticks. Who knew.

 

[Melana]

Perhaps to change the subject we should go back to our Cape bashing. Or Yeager bashing.

 

[DakotaRules]

Bird I may not have "gotten any" in the past two month but as I recall neither have you. Your wife went to Europe to find a real bone and you've been stuck with the kids. As a matter if fact you've been living in the bone yard. I've seen your posts.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ok. Time out. Everybody go to your corners.


At the count of three you can come back out and bash Cape and ONLY Cape. I don't want to send any of you to your rooms for the night but I will if I need to .

And NO ONE talks about anybody's wife's vag spitting out anything.. You want to talk about somebody's vag, talk about Cape's vsg.

 

[Melana]

At the count of three you can come back out and bash Cape and ONLY Cape. I don't want to send any of you to your rooms for the night but I will if I need to .

If you send them to their rooms we may have a crusty sock situation to deal with.

 

[the_bird]

I'm pretty sure at this point that I'm no longer invited to the birthday party.

 

[paulthenurse]

You get a mulligan . You're the original Masstoberfest Cup winner. You have to REALLY step on your dick to get sanctioned.

 

[paulthenurse]

Somebody wanna tell me WTF just happened here? How the fark did I become the voice of reason?

 

[Melana]

Nah Jay - you're always welcome!

 

[Melana]

Somebody wanna tell me WTF just happened here? How the fark did I become the voice of reason?

We've fallen very far... very fast.

 

[paulthenurse]

No sheet!


On the bright side, we haven't had listen to the ComcastFarktard in a while. See? It could always be worse.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

No sheet!


On the bright side, we haven't had listen to the ComcastFarktard in a while. See? It could always be worse.

ah...stfu

 

[paulthenurse]

See what I mean?

 

[yeager1977]

You're getting me confused with Yeager. HE'S only been there twice.

I have three kids....

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I have three kids....

ya, then there was the ups guy

 

[paulthenurse]

Further proving my point...

 

[the_bird]

I have three kids....

... the comment I *was* going to make probably *is* a little over the line....

 

[Melana]

... the comment I *was* going to make probably *is* a little over the line....

When exactly has that ever stopped you?

 

[paulthenurse]

Ok kids

Mommy and Daddy are going away for the weekend. Yoop is going to check in on you while we're gone. I expect that you will behave yourselves while we're away. I'd better not hear from her that there has been any trouble.

It goes without saying...No parties while we're gone. See you on Sunday night. Love ya.

 

[Melana]

You're leaving Yoop in charge? Cool!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Ok kids

Mommy and Daddy are going away for the weekend. Yoop is going to check in on you while we're gone. I expect that you will behave yourselves while we're away. I'd better not hear from her that there has been any trouble.

It goes without saying...No parties while we're gone. See you on Sunday night. Love ya.

cape, you bringing the keg, we need to party

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I have three kids....

Ok I promise I'll stop attaching pics but I had a flashback of me, myself and Irene.

 

[the_bird]

Why is that picture backwards?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Yeager's ethnic?

 

[Melana]

He is?

 

[the_bird]

Yeager's a bigger honky than I am. Although that kind of looks like a black version of Paulie, with the Doritos bag.