The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Oh Yeager... Thise pots you wanna buy off of us?

Yeah... They're $1,500 each.

 

[bob1852]

I think the bongwater should do their own spin of skeeter pee. The profit margin would be huge, and the chics love it so Cape might he able to finally see ****ies.

 

[paulthenurse]

I went by last week and flashed him. He's ALL SET for ****ie viewin' for the foreseeable future.

 

[paulthenurse]

Your calling someone gullible?!?! (Correct spelling used)

Yes and no, Shakespeare.

 

[njale]

 

[nhwrecker]

Do you squat to pee or what?

Guilty as charged on all counts. Since I wanted to be curled up on the floor in a fetal position, I would have had to be more vertical in order to even squat.

My wife's still calling me Sally, so a Wuss is actually an upgrade.

I'm still trying to re-hydrate, but I better hurry. 4th of July's almost here, and that's got another Hangover written all over it.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Guilty as charged on all counts. Since I wanted to be curled up on the floor in a fetal position, I would have had to be more vertical in order to even squat.

My wife's still calling me Sally, so a Wuss is actually an upgrade.

I'm still trying to re-hydrate, but I better hurry. 4th of July's almost here, and that's got another Hangover written all over it.

as I seem to remember she did drink you under the table...

 

[paulthenurse]

Those Bud Lites kick your ass every damned time.

 

[paulthenurse]

as I seem to remember she did drink you under the table...

A rare on target, good point by the Rookie.

Yet another person who like Pat better than you, Mort. What does she see in you anyways?

 

[Cape Brewing]

. What does she see in you anyways?

She probably appreciates the way he screams like a little girl and runs away when a sour gets popped.

That's my theory anyway.

 

[paulthenurse]

The funny thing is that she loves the sours. The more rank, sour and skanky they are, the better she likes them.

I just figured it out... Mort is afraid of the competition.

 

[day_trippr]

Pardon the interruption, but how 'bout them Red Sox?
Eight walk-offs already. Getting hard to not believe in this team...

Cheers! And carry on

[edit]
From Elias:
13 wins decided in last at bat
17 come-from-behind wins

 

[paulthenurse]

Coming soon to a major league ballpark near you... Manny Ramirez. Signed to a contract today by Texas.

What, Mark Maguire wasn't available?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

What better way to celebrate a birthday in the middle of a heat wave? Thanks Brothers.

 

[njale]

nevermind

 

[j1laskey]

If I had a gun for ever ace I've drawn I could arm a town the size of Aberdeen

 

[paulthenurse]

If I had a gun for ever ace I've drawn I could arm a town the size of Aberdeen

Abilene ?

 

[paulthenurse]

Winner winner, seafood dinner.

Hey Cape, how were those hot dogs?

 

[bob1852]

Hey guys, look at these "free" lobster tails I got. They only cost me about $7,236 each. Just think, they'll really be free by the year 2042!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

You're a ****ty accountant. With depreciation and amortization I'll break even by 2024 no sweat. And that's just with lobster. Divers scallops go for $20/pound. That's eight pounds of scallops in those zippies. Just caught and shucked yesterday afternoon. Can't get fresher. Today only... Just for my friends here in MassFunctioal, only $18/#.

Except for Cape. He chose to stay home. For him they're $38.22

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You need to clean out your mash tun. You've got things growing in there.

 

[paulthenurse]

Damned tasty things, pan seared with lemon juice and pepper. You should think about letting yours go for a while. Of course, yours is not a Mega Tun, your stuff won't be as big and tasty. Sorry.

 

[j1laskey]

Abilene ?

Yeah. I was a little buzzed late night listening to The Dead on Sirius.

 

[j1laskey]

Abilene ?

....also Aberdeen is a road over from me so that's where my drunkenness must have gotten it

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya. Sure. You live a street over from Aberdeen and you mistook it for Abilene. Sure. That makes sense. People mistake those places all the time. One is a cold, foggy, rainy city in the North Atlantic Ocean and the other is a cow town in the Texas desert . Happens all the time.

Myself,I can't keep Reykjavik and Rio distinguished. Close your eyes and its f'ing impossible to tell the difference!

 

[paulthenurse]

Do I HAFTA go back to work today? Really? Crap!

 

[the_bird]

Well, if you want to have some money in your bank account, you should.

I forgot; you just bought a boat. You're ****ed, regardless.

 

[paulthenurse]

Wrong-o Buckwheat. The lobsters and scallops are FLYIN' off the shelves. Cape's sale figures got nuttin' on mine.

 

[yeager1977]

Yeah where is cape he seems to have dropped off the face of the planet. Not that I'm complaining.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

prob too busy brewing all that beer