The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[paulthenurse]

That's not oil, that's the Atlantic Ocean. And the Rookie might not be the only D'bag around.

That's Boston Light in the background (just off the bow) the oldest lighthouse in the country. Still running today, warning mariners approaching Bodton harbor of the dangers therein. Like Rookie. And the_bird. They're D-bags.

 

[the_bird]

Do me a favor and make sure you're aboard when that thing sinks.

 

[paulthenurse]

Really wondering why anyone would work so hard to be lumped into Rookies category? Hey, did you ever listen to the message I was leaving before Shannon picked up the phone? Are you two interested in an FL wine weekend 7/29? We're at an inn in WG.

 

[the_bird]

I'd already talked to you, so I only half-listened to your message. Let me talk to the_Wife; I'd say odds are pretty decent that we'd be down.

 

[the_bird]

Alright, so doesn't look like that's going to work. We're going to be out there at the end of August, I she she's taking the kids out for a full week and I'll drive out for one weekend, and we've already got a Buffalo trip (ugh) in the works for early July. Plus, I've got a house to paint. Sorry, dude.

 

[paulthenurse]

So lemme see if I've got this straight. Shan just got home from two weeks in Italy without you or the kids. She's off for the summer. She's already planning on a week lakeside with the kids while you stay home to paint the house and go to freakin'' BUFFALO! As in, Buffalo NY?


Is that really what you just said?

 

[bob1852]

Is that really what you just said?

No, he said "I don't want to hang out with you."

But, he changed the words as to not hurt your feelings.

 

[paulthenurse]

Haaaaaaaaaa


Haaahaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa

Hoooooooo. Haaaaaaaaaaaaa


Stop! Stoppppppp. You're killing me! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


BUFFALO!!!!!


Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. He said Buffalo.

****, that's funny.

 

[paulthenurse]

No, he said "I don't want to hang out with you."

But, he changed the words as to not hurt your feelings.

Isn't it time you started your own thread, the AZHoles?

 

[paulthenurse]

Happy Birthday (64) to former Red Sox player Don Baylor and to the creator of one of the funniest movies of all time (Blazing Saddles) Mel Brooks. (87)

 

[the_bird]

So lemme see if I've got this straight. Shan just got home from two weeks in Italy without you or the kids. She's off for the summer. She's already planning on a week lakeside with the kids while you stay home to paint the house and go to freakin'' BUFFALO! As in, Buffalo NY?


Is that really what you just said?

The best friggin' vacation I can imagine involves a week of peace and solitude, paintbrush in hand or not.

 

[DakotaRules]

The best friggin' vacation I can imagine involves a week of peace and solitude, paintbrush in hand or not.

Poor bird...

 

[paulthenurse]

Well then, you DO know how to get to my place. I'll buy the paint and all the beer you can drink (after you stop for the day)

Enjoy your vacations!

 

[paulthenurse]

Sox win #50 today. Took till July 28 to reach 50 last year. I'm starting to get over the complete disgust for them that I felt last year.

 

[the_bird]

The new Ale House down the street opened this weekend. A little underwhelming. They has ~25 beers on draft, but nothing all that exciting. Food was OK, although they ran out of a lot of things (they'll figure that out; they ran out of hamburger buns, so I had my burger on a flatbread which wasn't half-bad).

But, a nice little place, some good beers and probably more coming, and they did *not* have any Bog Water stinkin' up the joint.

 

[paulthenurse]

It's amazing, the number of resteraunts that don't have a drop of Bog Water on the premises! And they seem to be doing just fine.

Running out of hamburg rolls on Opening Day ... Bad.

Soggy French Fries ... Aweful mistake.

Serving Bog Water ... Kiss of Death.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Wow, Rookie actually showed up for something, he really was at the NHC.

 

[paulthenurse]

I bet everyone there was just thrilled, thrilled, thrilled to freakin' death about that.

 

[DakotaRules]

Wow, Rookie actually showed up for something, he really was at the NHC.

It was probably his annoying twin. I guess his flight got delayed 4 hours, too bad it wasn't a week.

So Rick, how many embarrassing photos were taken of you?

I saw a few got their photo taken with Charlie P!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow, Rookie actually showed up for something, he really was at the NHC.

Yeah, that's only because he hadn't committed to bring anything.

 

[nhwrecker]

why is everyone screaming so loud this morning? Gawd, I thought I was in shape for a weekend full of beer. I'm still a major hurting unit more than 36 hours after the last drinks. And I stopped early.....


I'm going to blame the Pliney. and the 12% skeeter piss. and the other 50 double, triple, quadruple beers I tried.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wuss

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

why is everyone screaming so loud this morning? Gawd, I thought I was in shape for a weekend full of beer. I'm still a major hurting unit more than 36 hours after the last drinks. And I stopped early.....


I'm going to blame the Pliney. and the 12% skeeter piss. and the other 50 double, triple, quadruple beers I tried.

Dont forget the Cantillon on draft

 

[paulthenurse]

why is everyone screaming so loud this morning? Gawd, I thought I was in shape for a weekend full of beer. I'm still a major hurting unit more than 36 hours after the last drinks. And I stopped early.....

I'm going to blame the Pliney. and the 12% skeeter piss. and the other 50 double, triple, quadruple beers I tried.

God, I'm ashamed to call you my friend. Do you squat to pee or what? And don't go blaming that in the hernia, you had that fixed.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

why is everyone screaming so loud this morning? Gawd, I thought I was in shape for a weekend full of beer. I'm still a major hurting unit more than 36 hours after the last drinks. And I stopped early.....


I'm going to blame the Pliney. and the 12% skeeter piss. and the other 50 double, triple, quadruple beers I tried.

i cant beleive you actually drank skeeters piss. gullable

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Please tell us you also tried the award winning melomel from Az. It'll be the trifecta.

 

[paulthenurse]

By trifecta you must mean that the melomel was something that no one in their right mind would
1. Buy
2. Serve
3. Drink

 

[DakotaRules]

i cant beleive you actually drank skeeters piss. gullable

Your calling someone gullible?!?! (Correct spelling used)

 

[bob1852]

********. All of yous.

 

[yeager1977]

By trifecta you must mean that the melomel was something that no one in their right mind would 1. Buy 2. Serve 3. Drink

Supposedly bogwater is selling lots of it branded as an IPA