The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[j1laskey]

Fishing is what you do during surface intervals.

Numbers?

34" 20# That fish went back into the drink to live another day

 

[paulthenurse]

Looks good. Would look better on the grill.

 

[yeager1977]

Joppa flats. I forgot the name. When I was a kid my dad was the VP of a bank up in Newburyport. He was friends with all of the watermen up on the river and we would go up fishing with them all the time. He used to write loans to fishermen on nothing more than their word and had the lowest default rate in the state. Then the bank was bought out by a big bank and they wanted him to change the way he did things. He told them to shove it and went to work for another small bank working with little guys and within two years that new bank had the lowest default rate in the state.

He we go again. Another ptn family history story. Just what we need

 

[bob1852]

These were good eating, and I didn't even have to waste my life savings on a boat.

 

[day_trippr]

^Sardines?

Cheers!

 

[j1laskey]

These were good eating, and I didn't even have to waste my life savings on a boat.

One upper

 

[paulthenurse]

These were good eating, and I didn't even have to waste my life savings on a boat.

You'd spend your life savings on the fine the EP would lay on your AZ for those undersized minnows.

Just sayin'

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's some nice lookin bait. Ya catch anything with em?

 

[the_bird]

He lives in friggin' Arizona. I'm surprised he caught anything besides grasshoppers.

 

[paulthenurse]

Grasshopper been spending too much time waxing off.


(Apologies to both David Caradine and Ralph Macchio)

 

[the_bird]

Don't you have a boat to fix?

 

[homebrewhaha]

Grasshopper been spending too much time waxing off.


(Apologies to both David Caradine and Ralph Macchio)

This reminds me of a time when I was about 5 or younger, and my horrible parents had me seated in the middle of the living room playing with some toys or whatever while they watched some kind of **** movie, I assume it fell into the "late night comedy" category.

Anyway, one of the "characters" said something like, "Oh, Darren? Yeah, he's always wacking off."

I could feel my parents' eyes on the back of my head as they tried to gauge whether their awful parenting would scar me for life.

They were pretty amused when I turned around and said, "Wax on....Wax off."
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The reason I showed up in the thread is I'm moving to Boston toward the end of the summer and thought I'd introduce myself. How obnoxious do I have to be to participate in this thread? Do you let just anybody in?

 

[Cape Brewing]

^-----

 

[the_bird]

There's a Yeager joke in there somewhere, but I can't put my finger on it.

Actually, that kind of sounds like Mrs. Yeager, eh?

 

[homebrewhaha]

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Thanks for answering my last question. :cross:

 

[bob1852]

He lives in friggin' Arizona. I'm surprised he caught anything besides grasshoppers.

That was in Utah. PKU.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Holy crap.... For almost zero seconds there someone cared.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Thanks for answering my last question. :cross:

Yeah... You need to pick up the pace a bit. As a New Yorker you should expect an especially difficult initiation period. That said, the benefits of membership are pretty nice. We are actually a fairly tight knit group since our outward douchbagness gives us a common thread to hold onto and we have own little corner here.

It's the classic low-IQ pack mentality here... we torture each other but if anyone one of us needed something for real... That sht would happen (see some old Babalu threads and follow ups). And, if some "outsider", starts some crap... Hell hath no fury like a pack a massholes.... Except Yeager. People can fck with him all they want. And comcastwinerookie... Outsiders can just fckin TAKE him.

We tolerate Az but even that is fckin wearing thin at the moment.

So... Welcome. Sit back and enjoy the horrible abuse.

Ps. Did I mention I started a brewery?

 

[paulthenurse]

Only about 45,000 times.

You should think about starting your own thread under the guise of 'I'm just telling people that starting a brewery isn't all peaches and cream' while in reality you sit there Revvy-like and bask in the glow of adoration from hundreds of n00bs who don't know what a tool you really are.

 

[bob1852]

We tolerate Az but even that is fckin wearing thin at the moment.

It's not my fault your debate skills suck as much as (if not more than) blueberry beer.

 

[paulthenurse]

Are we really letting a New Yorker in here?


Oh well, he can't be any worse than Rookie.

Cape, since you welcomed him, which is practically the same as inviting him, you're responsible for making sure he doesn't steal the silver wear or schtupp the dog.

 

[paulthenurse]

It's not my fault your debate skills suck as much as (if not more than) blueberry beer.

Two points for the oblique Yeager slam.

Sweet.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Are we really letting a New Yorker in here?


Oh well, he can't be any worse than Rookie.

Cape, since you welcomed him, which is practically the same as inviting him, you're responsible for making sure he doesn't steal the silver wear or schtupp the dog.

Whoa... I never claimed he wouldn't be a pooch banger.

 

[bluemoose]

Couldn't be worse than that sheep fcker in Nashua.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Couldn't be worse than that sheep fcker in Nashua.

Solid point. Solid point. BUT... We let The Bird hang out and he's obviously out in sheep-porkin country so... There seems to be a bit of tolerace for that sorta thing.

 

[j1laskey]

Just don't drink the Bog Water when you get here (if you can find it). Word on the street is it makes grow tits.

 

[j1laskey]

^ you

 

[paulthenurse]

There seems to be a bit of tolerace for that sorta thing.

Duh... This is Massachusetts. Sheep bangers are not only tolerated, they are a welcomed with open arms. Before long we'll be sending one to Congress.

What am I saying???????

Before too long our elected sheep bangers in Congress will come out of the closet, we'll applaud their courage and re-elect them for five more terms.

 

[j1laskey]

Wait a minute. ... I thought if a candidate a cool jacket we elected him....if only Henry Winkler would run.....heeeeyyyyyy

 

[j1laskey]

^had