The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[yeager1977]

It's not my fault your debate skills suck as much as (if not more than) blueberry beer.

Or star san beer

 

[paulthenurse]

Nobody wad talking about you. Stop being so sensitive. Go change a diaper or something.

 

[yeager1977]

isn't that your job? Changing diapers of 80yr old incontinent men??? Wait.... Youre right Mason just took a big sh!t.... :-(

 

[paulthenurse]

A sign that Poseidon might love me after all.

 

[yeager1977]

Do I even need to say it?????? Really???? A rainbow???? You are posting that here!?!?!?!

 

[paulthenurse]

Not just a rainbow. A double rainbow. And if you look close you can see the unicorn behind Lobster.Saw.Us. That's how f'ing pissah I am.

I'm way too cool to hang around with you bunch of losers.

 

[yeager1977]

Ok it's happened. Ptn has finally lost it. We all knew it would happen. Who had the over under?

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't be jealous of my wicked pissah double rainbow over my wicked pissah boat and my wicked pissah unicorn. If you stop your whining I might let you come over someday and you can stand in the driveway and look at them. But no touching.

 

[yeager1977]

Not jealous. I get to use my boat shortly. on a lake in Nh. Without you.

 

[paulthenurse]

Lake in NH = Lame.

No double rainbows = Lame.

No unicorn = Lame.

No me on your lame ass itty bitty boat on the lame ass itty bitty lake in lame ass NH = Wicked Pissah!

 

[day_trippr]

Meh. It's been done to death...


Cheers!

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Not just a rainbow. A double rainbow. And if you look close you can see the unicorn behind Lobster.Saw.Us. That's how f'ing pissah I am.

I'm way too cool to hang around with you bunch of losers.

Nah, that looks like a big f'ing tree, but if you see unicorn thats ur warped sense of reality

 

[the_bird]

I think the leprechauns came out of the rainbow and smashed up LobsterSauce's steering mechanism. You get your boat fixed yet, Paulie?

 

[HawksBrewer]

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A sign that Poseidon might love me after all.

Nice sideways pic n00b. And is that really your boat? It doesn't look like it would fit in my bathtub. And even then I think it would sink. No wonder the lobsters saw you. Your boat is eye level from the bottom of the lake.

 

[the_bird]

It's not that the boat is small - it's just that in comparison to Paulie, everything else in the universe looks minuscule.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nice sideways pic n00b. And is that really your boat? It doesn't look like it would fit in my bathtub. And even then I think it would sink. No wonder the lobsters saw you. Your boat is eye level from the bottom of the lake.

How bout them Blackhawks huh?

 

[HawksBrewer]

How bout them Blackhawks huh?

Ha! Bruins made the Hawks look like the Rockford Ice Hogs last night. Hawks got outplayed in every aspect of the game. Except one. The guy that sang the national anthem... what is his problem? Is he French?

 

[homebrewhaha]

So... Welcome. Sit back and enjoy the horrible abuse.

Ps. Did I mention I started a brewery?

Cool story bro?

Am I doing it right?

Cape Brewing, is that the full name? When did you start?

Are we really letting a New Yorker in here?


Oh well, he can't be any worse than Rookie.

Cape, since you welcomed him, which is practically the same as inviting him, you're responsible for making sure he doesn't steal the silver wear or schtupp the dog.

Stop talking about me like I'm not here! Also I can probably be worse than anyone.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Picture of Lobstahsawus bow down? I have a feeling we'll be seeing a different version of that very soon on the news.

To me it looks like god is pissing on your boat.

Also I can probably be worse than anyone.

Homebrewhaha meet Cape. Cape meet homebrewhaha. This should keep him busy for a couple of years.

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

Ha! Bruins made the Hawks look like the Rockford Ice Hogs last night. Hawks got outplayed in every aspect of the game. Except one. The guy that sang the national anthem... what is his problem? Is he French?

I think rene rancourt should just jump off the tobin and do all of us a favor

 

[Cape Brewing]

Let's take a poll on who would replace Rene with you in that suggestion:


(Raising my hand)

 

[paulthenurse]

Both of mine are up!


And props to bird. That was pretty farkin' funny.

Da ladies seem to like my universally large sit-she-ation.

 

[njale]

are you still bring "Barley Brandy" to NHC?

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

are you still bring "Barley Brandy" to NHC?

bwahaha

 

[Cape Brewing]

are you still bring "Barley Brandy" to NHC?

No... Not going this year.


.... and apparently that is funny in some way

 

[Yooper]

Both of mine are up!


And props to bird. That was pretty farkin' funny.

Da ladies seem to like my universally large sit-she-ation.

Out of curiosity, where do you hide your universally large sit-she-ation? Obviously you didn't have it with you when I met you.

No... Not going this year.


.... and apparently that is funny in some way

Well, I must say that I'm disappointed. I'm going all the way to Philly, and you can't be arsed to drive in? I was planning on you buying me a beer and giving me the story of the nanobrewery.

 

[paulthenurse]

I keep it next to the Mega Tun in the cellar.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nothin' I would enjoy more Yoop but I haven't got time to sneeze, nevermind take a weekend off for the NHC.

Signed a lease yesterday to take over space next to our current space. We're tripling our footprint and a little more than doubling capacity. We're going up to a 3bbl but with the added fermenters, we can really boost up monthly output. We have some nice equip on order and everything we are currently doing/buying is being 100% funded from operations.

Pretty cool so far.

 

[njale]

can you give some bottles to someone to take up?

 

[Cape Brewing]

can you give some bottles to someone to take up?

I could but it wouldnt be worth it. The stuff tastes like soy sauce. I have a small amount just aging hoping it would get better but it hasnt so far. Because if the taste, i never bothered to have the abv tested. My guess is it ended up somewhere around 30%.