The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[DakotaRules]

Ya. Good idea. Draw and quarter him.

That makes you different from him how?

Group effort by the common wealth?!?!

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm surrounded by fools.

 

[DakotaRules]

I don't believe in mob mentality but I do believe in protecting citizens. I don't believe this person needs to be put in protective custody when/if captured.

 

[the_bird]

Ya. Good idea. Draw and quarter him.


That makes you different from him how?

Well, he killed an eight-year old boy holding an ice-cream cone.

Technically, the mob would be killing a guy who killed an eight year old boy holding an ice-cream cone.

I'm not advocating a mob action here, but if something unfortunate were to happen to this *******... I'm not thinking I'll shed too many tears.

 

[paulthenurse]

Here's an idea... Sell raffle tickets at $1000 a pop to be the guy who gets to throw the switch .

After a fair trial.

Proceeds to benefit the victims.

I'll take five.

 

[yeager1977]

Amazingly u agree with all of PTNs recent posts....

 

[yeager1977]

Even better though sell raffle tickets for each limb after he has been convicted and let the winners choose how they take them off.

 

[paulthenurse]

Well, he killed an eight-year old boy holding an ice-cream cone.

Technically, the mob would be killing a guy who killed an eight year old boy holding an ice-cream cone.

I'm not advocating a mob action here, but if something unfortunate were to happen to this *******... I'm not thinking I'll shed too many tears.

You think that that's what happened. You're probably correct. But you don't know that. That's for a court of law to decide.

Then, after being found guilty of killing that eight year old and the others, bring the full weight of the wrath of the citizens of the United States of America down on his azz and on any farker that helped him.

 

[paulthenurse]

Body found on a boat in a backyard in Watertown.

 

[day_trippr]

Body found on a boat in a backyard in Watertown.

Sure looks like they got him.

I was watching WCVB at that moment - and one of the on-the-scene female reporters checked in and said there were loud explosions and she could barely catch her breath.

Then they found the guy - and apparently aerated him....

 

[paulthenurse]

Well I've been clear on my position of wanting him captured alive but I can't say I'm terribly sorry his ass is 'aerated.'

We'll probably get more answers with him dead than alive and insulated by 25 lawyers.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Body found on a boat in a backyard in Watertown.

State troopers have been sitting in front of my house all day. It's been crazy here. Thousands of Police.

 

[paulthenurse]

You're a little odd but hardly worthy of thousands if cops.

 

[paulthenurse]

Apparently not quite dead yet.

 

[bob1852]

So Paul, what are those flash grenades gonna do to your "DeadLobster" or whatever the hell it is called?

 

[paulthenurse]

You should send me 100 large to buy a new boat.

I'll call it AZLobstah.

 

[day_trippr]

Apparently not quite dead yet.

YAY! It's Classic Quote Time!

Inigo Montoya: He's dead. He can't talk.

Miracle Max: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.

Inigo Montoya: What's that?

Miracle Max: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.


These f@ckers cost me both a Sox and a Bruins game!

Why is it my oral surgeon could put me out last Thursday in like five seconds, but all the powers in the land can't drop a big bag on that effin' boat and pump a tank of NOX in there and KNOCK THIS F@CKER OUT!

Sheesh!

Cheers though!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You should send me 100 large to buy a new boat.

I'll call it AZLobstah.

As far as the state of Massachusetts is concerned PTN, you are the Azman.

 

[day_trippr]

Done and done.

What an unbelievable week. Pretty much full-scale emotional swing.

Cheers. And Peace...

 

[paulthenurse]

Admit it. Even the dumbest of you goat farkers (in other words Rookie) are glad they caught that sh1theels farktard alive.


I've even got to admit that President Potato Head gave a good speech. Who'd da thunk it?

 

[paulthenurse]

I know the head of the ER at Mt Auburn and as sure as god made little green apples he'll make sure that this farktard lives to face justice!

Farkin ' A!

 

[day_trippr]

Wow. Listening to the fusillade of bullets exchanged, I bet the guy that owned the boat must be PISSED OFF!

Does boat insurance cover "Bullet-Riddled"?

Cheers!

 

[paulthenurse]

Does boat insurance cover "Bullet-Riddled"?

Cheers!

( Looking towards some day in the future)

I know I sure hope so ...

 

[yeager1977]

Admit it. Even the dumbest of you goat farkers (in other words Rookie) are glad they caught that sh1theels farktard alive.

I've even got to admit that President Potato Head gave a good speech. Who'd da thunk it?

Me

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

I know the head of the ER at Mt Auburn and as sure as god made little green apples he'll make sure that this farktard lives to face justice!

Farkin ' A!

What about the people at Beth Israel? Cause he never went to mount auburn

 

[paulthenurse]

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[day_trippr]

Ohhhh kay...

On a different topic, anyone catch Ortiz go off this afternoon?


Love it. But I'm betting he's going to be donating some salary to charity shortly...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ya. Good idea. Draw and quarter him.


That makes you different from him how?

It has taken me a day or two to really make sure I really meant the following statement... and now I feel I can say it with full confidence...

... the above is the stupidest thing I've ever read on the internet.

 

[yeager1977]

Ohhhh kay...

On a different topic, anyone catch Ortiz go off this afternoon?
Video Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK5GceQqepA

Love it. But I'm betting he's going to be donating some salary to charity shortly...

Cheers!

FCC chairman agreed with him and they are not going to fine him

 

[bob1852]

... the above is the stupidest thing I've ever read on the internet.

I could say that about dozens of PTN's posts.....just in this thread alone.