The Dysfunctional-Palooza Obnoxious Masshole BS Thread

[the_bird]

True dat.



WTF!!!! the_bird is sending me shopping lists??????

Yes. Yes I am. Don't forget anything and maybe I'll give you a tip.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I got mine as a gift so I wasn't going to complain about the remote... And it IS pretty nice for checking internal temps. That said, yeah, I think you'll live without it.

I think the remote is actually more useful than the glass door. The glass will get covered in smoke in one use and even if it is crystal clear, there isn't much to see. You can get a much better feel for smoke volume from what is coming out of the top vent.

 

[paulthenurse]

How farkin lazy can you be?? A farkin remote for a process that takes 4 - 12 hours? Are ya sheeting me?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sorry Paul. I keep forgetting the speed with which that fckin cracked walnut between your ears spins. I'll go much slower.

See... The smoker (a thing that makes smoke so you can smoke meat... Google for more info) has a built in meat thermometer. A thermometer tells you how hot or cold something is. The remote... The thing I can take with me... Has a display on it that shows what temperature the meat is. See???? So I don't have to go out to the smoker and check the temperature. I can just pull the remote out of my pocket and look.

Get it???

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Who needs a remote? Use a smartphone. I'm suprised that there aren't more bluetooth enabled thermometers:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004WG560W/?tag=skimlinks_replacement-20

Hook up Bertha to the social media age:

http://www.thebbqguru.com

 

[paulthenurse]

In dying to watch all of you farktards blind me with science as you're titrating the molarity of my water tomorrow.

 

[paulthenurse]

Why am I not surprised that you take a "Hands Off" approach with your BBQ? Your Brewstrocity had more knobs and switches that a Saturn rocket. " Big Water Brews... Untouched by human hands"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Blah blah blah

 

[paulthenurse]

Cape to guest at his party... "How do you like the BBQ?"
Guest... "It's ok."
Cape... "I was in Rhode Island when I made it!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!

Wow... it only took you 5,150 posts to say something that was actually funny!

Atta boy!! You're getting the hang of it now!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Paul: "How do you like my smoked brisket"
Guest: "How the fck did you make brisket jerky?!?"
Paul: "I made it while I slept for 11 hours"

What's the freakin' difference?

 

[paulthenurse]

Being in the same state?

 

[Cape Brewing]

So you "set it and forget it" for 11 hours... and I set it and check the internal temp from time to time on a remote... and you're supposedly more "hands on"?

how hard were you kicked in the head as a child?

 

[paulthenurse]

Pig in the cooler. The brining will start shortly. But first, since I'm in Pawtucket anyways,, a quick stop at theEast Ave Cafe. I'm an EAC kinda guy

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm ignoring ^^ him.^^

 

[bob1852]

You're ignoring yourself?

 

[Cape Brewing]

And the scary thing Az... I bet you he isn't even wearing a fckin helmet.

 

[paulthenurse]

Monks cafe on tap today. Mmmmmm

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just think Az... You end up in a hospital around Boston, there's a chance THAT guy could be providing medical care.

 

[bob1852]

Just think Az... You end up in a hospital around Boston, there's a chance THAT guy could be providing medical care.

Note to self.....stay west of the Mississippi.

 

[paulthenurse]

Still ignoring you.


And now I'm ignoring him.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Yayyyyyyy!!! I got maaaaaiiiiilll!!! Yaaaaayyyyyy!! Yaaayyyyyyy!!! I got maaaaaaailll!!!"

 

[paulthenurse]

Nah, don't worry AZ. While i would let my students practice on you, I would be there the whole time, critiquing their mistakes and making them do it again till they get it right. Time after time.

 

[paulthenurse]

That's great Helga, but it doesn't go there. It goes in the other hole. Roll him over and try again. Nice effort though.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ribs are rubbed down, as is the brisket. Pig in the brine. I'm sippin a glass of cab sav. Ahhhhhhh. A good days work done.

 

[DakotaRules]

So your done rubbing your meat and had to tell everyone…

 

[paulthenurse]

I knew you would want to know.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Looks beautiful outside.

 

[the_bird]

Weather.com says that it's supposed to get sunny at about 10:00AM, right around the time I pull into town. Coincidence? You be the judge.

 

[paulthenurse]